Party Animals R Us

Tonight was one of those really great clubbing nights in Market Place. It was La Faghag's first time coming to a queer club and I'm glad she enjoyed herself tremendously. So much so, she's coming back here next week without me~~~ The most important thing is she had a blast and so did everyone else.

The DJs were amazing. Totally out of this world with their brilliant mix of house music which I was having a blast grooving to it. Some of the club mix that I could remember were Mariah Carey - Touch My Body, Jennifer Hudson - Spotlight, Duffy - Mercy and Kylie Minogue - The One. For more tracks, click here. The DJs that were spinning were DJ Fendie and DJ Thomas.

Check out the crowd and spot me! (Photo courtesy of Lovemachines)

The dance floor was entirely filled with guys of all types from muscles to twinks and everything in between. Some don't like Market Place because it's way too crowded. I on the other hand love the crowd. And yes being in that crowd will make you sweat a lot. Everyone will be drenched in sweat hence why some of them are topless (though I think it's more exhibitionist more than anything).

Good music, good crowd, good company and good drinks, what more can I ask for a perfect clubbing night?

See yea there after my Bangkok weekend!

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Yet Another Party Outfit

Yet another party to attend to and this time it's Nuffnang's Wild "Live" Party! I received my invitation yesterday and I get to bring a guest. Weeee. Happy happy joy joy. Me loves party but now I have to think of what to wear and who to bring.

The theme for the party is animal so I expect many bloggers are going to come as one. For the first time, I'm dressing down to a party. Nothing fancy. Take a look.

Little bunny hop, hop, hop.

I'm coming as a cute little slutty bunny. How cute is that aye? Pair that with a pair of slacks and a bunny tail and the outfit is complete. Normally I would crack my head on what shirt to match with my vest but not this time. The only part of the shirt I'm wearing are the cuffs.

Sexy me!

Though this bunny is a brown bunny. Little brown bunny hopping around.

Here be wolves. Beware~~~

See you at the party.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Night Of The Glitz And The Glam I

Many things went on during the Made of Honour event in JW Marriott so I'm gonna blog it in two parts. The first part is the food they served us. I am glad I managed to get a hold on a pair of passes. It was an extremely lavish affair.

While waiting for the doors to open into the hall, waiters barraged guests with free flowing fruit juices, whiskey on rocks and sparkling wine with a strawberry in it (I was convinced that it was champagne too...). Of course I camwhored while waiting and sipping my free flowing alcohol but those photos will be on the next post.

No I didn't get all bimbotic drunk this time. I was being a good boy.

My passes~~~

As expected from JW Marriott, the food served were amazing.

The first dish is my favourite! What a way to start the 8 course meal with a bang. The duck was absolutely delicious and super tender and that fried basket thing, I went nuts cause I absolutely love them!

Pineapple Chutney with Smoked Duck, Seared Tiger Prawns with Tomato Salsa enhanced with Kerabu Mangga.

I love the soup. It reminded me of the soup that my aunt cooks during Chinese New Year but of course it had more stuff in it than this. It was delicious none the less.

Shredded Chicken and Bamboo Pith Soup.

I'm not a fan of this though it was alright. It's partly because the fried yam was already cold and soft. I like my fried yam hot and crispy. Love the curried mushroom.

Sauteed Julienne of Seafood with Curried Mushroom Cream Sauce served in Yam Ring.

I love my seafood and this sea bass was amazing! Steamed and topped with Thai Sauce is just superb! It was a perfect blend of flavours. The Chinese Steamed Lotus Leaf Rice, otherwise known as "lo mai gai" wasn't that nice though. Best leave that to dim sum shops instead.

Steamed Sea bass with Thai Sauce accompanied with Chinese Steamed Lotus Leaf Rice.

This odd looking mashed potato on asparagus is actually roasted chicken! Very interesting flavour and very tender and juicy. Love it.

Roasted Chicken Parcel on Pencil Asparagus served with Percik Sauce.

I haven't had risotto in ages since the last time I was in Aussie visiting my sis. I'm a fan of risotto and that night I satisfied my hidden craving for risotto. Very creamy and rich, just how I like it.

Saffron Risotto with Buttered Baby Carrots.

The meal ended with a serving of Haagen Dazs. By this time I was already very full. I only took two bite just for taste. I love it even though the rest didn't like the chocolate moist cake.

Chocolate Moist Cake with Fruits Coulis Tropical Fresh Fruits served with Haagen Dazs.

It was a fantastic event! The food were awesome and I was very happy with the service. I'd love to attend another party in JW Marriott. Just superb! Though I have one regret, I didn't have enough sparkling wine...

Stay tune for the second part of the event.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

I Got Fished!

The results for Nuffnang's premier for Made of Honour is finally out! Got the email from Robb the Blogger Relations Executive (cool title man!) today. So yey I'm going for it. 8 course dinner in JW Marriott and the movie premier. Oh this is so exciting!

Thanks Nuffnang. Love you lots~~~ Thanks to Hong Leong Bank too.

At least now I know pressie for La Fashion Designer is covered (went through hell to get it too). Best thing is that Slender Faghag got in too and the bestest best thing is La Faghag is coming too and we'll all be dressed up by La Fashion Designer. So it'll be me, La Fashion Designer, Slender Faghag and La Faghag. Just like old times. I do hope we will make a grand entrance with out pretty outfits!

They're serving alcohol too! I do hope it's free flowing but I should watch it. Don't wanna make a bimbotic fool out of myself now do I? Imagine me giggling on a particularly sad scene and everyone around me staring at me waiting to throw drinks and popcorns.

I finally decided on what to wear for the event. It's simple but with a twist of Chuck Bass. It's the same batik jacket that I wore for a dinner function last year but I will pair that with a red scarf. Bright red on black is totally hawt! Gotta love La Fashion Designer. He's got loads of stuff to wear and a kind heart to lend them to me.

I totally love the outfit!

Who else got through?

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Where Them Boys Went?

I was at SIN after the Freestylz event in hopes of drinking, dancing and seeing them cuties. But alas, when we got there, there was hardly anyone in the club. I was sitting by the bar with my bottle of beer for two hours and the club was literally empty... Even with free entrance too... Not many people came in. No one was dancing on the dance floor.

It wasn't the first destination where there weren't many (if any) eye candies. Imagine Pavilion only had a handful of good looking patrons... How can Queer Central be lacking of eye candies?!

Then it hit me. Most of them have gone back to their hometown for Dragon Boat Festival. Meh... That's where they went. Home to be with family and eat Zongzi... There's an interesting story behind Zongzi about how this festival came to be. I just like Zongzi cause it's delicious and uniquely Chinese. My aunt makes a mean Zongzi.

So KL was experiencing a shortage of eye candies for the weekend. I do hope next week they will be around. Clubbing is best when eye candies are around. Then again, I might be too bimbotic-aly drunk to notice them. Heheheh.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Roaring My Way to Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging

This party animal is itching to go partying again and it just so happen that Nuffnang is throwing one, again! Read it here. So very exciting and they sure know how to throw a party. Animal theme eh? How apt. I feel right at home already.

Now let's get to business scoring myself and Queer Ranter a pair of passes for it.

I bet Queer Ranter will choose me as the animal to get those passes but pity he's being a three-toed sloth lazy bum. So I am writing this post. I believe you guys call it guest blogging. So today, I am your guest blogger. Lets see what damage I can do in his blog eh? Heheeh.

Who am I? I'll leave you some clues.

I am furry.
I am famous and was in a few Hollywood movies.
I walk on all four of my paws.
I have appeared in this blog countless times.
I am a nocturnal creature but I sleep round the clock.
I was adopted by Queer Ranter three years ago.
I have a twin and he's with McDave.

That should be enough to reveal my identity.

That's me on the silverscreen with dyed fur.

I am none other than Rat Rat of course!

So why should I win those passes? Its obvious. I'm a party animal like Queer Ranter too except I don't drink. I leave the drinking to him. He can't "groove" if he's got no alcohol in his blood. I can "groove" anywhere at anytime. See me roar on the dancefloor.

I love attending parties and to be seen. Popular figure like me, its mandatory to be seen in the most happening and chic parties.

Nuff said. Send those passes this way please. I'm itching for a party.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Rat Rat

Drunk Yet Again...

It is official, I am addicted to clubbing and I'm a drunkard! So where did I go this time? Market Place and boy I love the place! This two story bungalow lot turned into a club with indoor and outdoor chill out spots is just fabulous. They have three bars in different locations to ensure everyone as at most 25 meters away to alcohol. I love alcohol. Not to mention, lots of hawties and eye candies too.

The place was filled by the time it was midnight.

So much for my pledge of not drinking alcohol. Smuggling a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka and Jack Daniels was terribly hard labor and psychologically demanding. A hefty compensation was required. So I helped myself with the fruits of my labor. Two shots of Jack Daniels and two Screwdrivers. Though the Screwdrivers were more like Vodka with a tinge of orange in it. Then a sip of Long Island Tea and sips of I have no idea what from others.

I wasn't drunk until I got onto the dance floor. I was really drunk midway dancing to Mariah Carey's Touch My Body remix. Dancing, feeling the beat, sweating and bodies brushing against each other. It was phenomenal. Again, I could dance but I could barely walk straight.

Went out to take a breather but being drunk made me all hyper like a Duracell bunny. I could hardly sit still. Kept moving to the beat of the music. Then I just dragged anyone I can find down again to the dance floor.

Oh but this time on the dance floor, the dancing gotten raunchy. My shirt mysteriously and consistently being unbuttoned. Truth be told, I didn't mind it even though I don't posses the perfectly sculpted bods like the other hunky patrons. Then I went on a smooching marathon. Not examining everyone's tonsils, just the ones that I was dancing with. Kissing, dancing and groping all at the same time. I'm amazed at my multitasking skills even when I'm under the influence of alcohol.

Mmmm. There was a guy who tasted like grapefruit. Lovely chap.

But it was totally awesome. Even now as I am typing this post, I am itching to go again. I like the feel of dancing in a confined space fill with queers, being sweaty and letting go. Total high. Even got JC to say, "Let's go clubbing once a month!". Once a month is hardly filling for my immense craving for clubbing.

This time, I did get home safely, to my own home that is. Didn't wake up in a stranger's place.

I wanna go clubbing~~~

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

A Bottle of Tequila Goes A Long Way

Party people, hey, its Friday night! Birthday parties in a club is the best thing ever! Better yet, have it in a queer club! Friday night is queer night in Frangipani! Happy birthday to JL and Adik!

I sure had a blast. Best night ever in my life and its all thanks for a bottle of cheap Tequila. It wasn't good tequila (so I hear) but it did the job. Got me all drunk after five or six shots. I'm not sure. Even though I could barely stand on my own and walk straight, I was grooving on the dance floor. Never felt so good dancing before!

Tequila, lime, shot glasses and salt. Yum!

Its not easy to get me started on the dance floor. I'm usually all about being proper (contrary to popular belief). But with those tequila circulating in my bloodstream, the proper part of me went and died and party animal me surfaced.

The DJ was really good last night. Never heard the tracks that they were playing but it was awesome! The rhythm and the beat were just perfect. Everyone was dancing, I was itching to dance and kept dragging the group to join in the fun.

I had the best dance with a crush, K. I've met him once before that and he's just so adorable. Very sociable but just so adorable. Great dancing partner. I really hope to meet him again. I kinda really like him. Just something about him that attracted me to him. Didn't get to talk much with him. Even though I was still able to have coherent conversations, I actually had no idea what to talk to him about!

Though, I didn't make such a good impression last night (I had other agenda in mind). I was flirting with V, a guy I knew and have planned to met with him in Frangi's. He comes by the dance floor every now and then and let's just say it all seemed very slutty of me. So I was hopping in between dancing with K and dancing with V. Not very nice, I know.

With Adik knocked out cold, people leaving and the club closing, we sat down for awhile to catch out breath. Chat for awhile and stuff then headed back home. I on the other hand didn't go back home. I was over at V's place.

It was a fun and wild night indeed.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Party People!

Happy 2008 to all my dear readers. I definitely had the best New Year celebration ever (usually I just stay home and have a quiet night). With the company of close friends/bloggers, the night was filled with laughter and joy.

We had two parties two days in a row, back to back (kinda like Channel V's Double Take). One a sleepover at Lifebook's place (which was a total blast!) and one... I don't even know what to call it. Lets try poolside-potluck-all-of-a-sudden-its-La-Faghag's-Bday-Party. Yes I believe that's it.

Unfortunately, in the midst of all the laughing, eating, laughing some more and screaming out answers for Charades, I forgot to take pictures... No worries, McDave and Alex, our professional photographers were well armed with their SLRs.

No matter.

We had tonnes of food over at Lifebook's place. There were beef stew, angel's hair, Ayamas, Shepherd's Pie (which was more like mashed potato with some beef at the bottom though it was nice), 6 tubs of ice creams, Chinese Chocolate Cake (don't ask and I won't tell), caramel pudding, Big Apple's Donut, lots of alcohol and more food.

After all that munching, we played Mad Gab. Totally hilarious! All of us sounded spastic and down syndrome-ed trying to guess what the hell were those bunch of words suppose to mean.

Try guessing what's "Yore Luke Ink Hood".

Then we got bored of sounding spastic and down syndrome-ed. There's only so much we can take and plus Adrien drank way too much alcohol by then. So we played Charades. Awesome game to play when you're drunk ask Adrien.

Imaging if you had to act out "Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat". That was a bitch to guess but dem funny.

This was the train of thought of Xavier:

Jesus.
Mother.
Fucking.
Who's the Father.

My train of thoughts:

Jesus.
Virgin Mary.
What?! She wasn't virgin?!
Jesus wasn't immaculately conceived?!
Oh fuck it.

No we didn't get to guess it. Too freaking hard!

Then try acting out "Ms. Saigon". I won't even begin to describe the train of thoughts for this. It's just too funny. finally Adrien for some bizarre reason guessed Chinese Chocolate Cake...

With 15++ over people in the house, we had to play Mafia. Lovely game to play when there's a big crowd. Lots of hilarious things happened. From the betrayal of La Boyfriend to tragic love of the Butterfly Lovers.

By now, it was well over midnight and those who didn't stay over left. But for those who stayed over, the night just started and watched Metrosexual. Good movie for an Asian production. Look out for Kong in the movie. He looks oh so yummy!

Unfortunately, orgy wasn't part of the sleepover. How sad...

The next day we went to Tesco to shop for food and drinks for Adrien's weird ass, all in one celebration party! And these were some of the stuff we got. Excluding the Barbie of course. Heheheh.

Last minute party shopping cart.

More food came in as people arrived. Dominos, Cinnabon, lots of KFC (me was having KFC craving too), a birthday cake from King's Confectionery and chips. So much food is making me FAT! I can't believe I'm welcoming the New Year with me stuffing myself with food. This is not good...

Some went for swimming in the pool, while others sat around and bitch, chat and moan a lot.

So that's my two days of party-capade.

How was your New year celebration?

-Live Long & Prosper

The White Party

The White Party was a blast! Met lots of familiar faces as well as unexpected faces as well. But overall, a great event. I sure enjoyed my role of Prince Charming and even had make up on. I looked uber adorable it seemed.

Let's start from the beginging. Was at PT early to help out with stuff, mostly with the decorations. It really was lovely, White Christmas theme and cosy. The place really transformed from spartan look to White Christmas festive look.

Entrance up into the Wonderful Land of White Christmas.

The interior decorations.

Our little Christmas tree.

Then we have drags. Three of them in fact. One, Shantirina, as the host of the evening and she looked super stunning. As she said, she can go into MIC and men will be pouring her with marriage proposals. I totally agree with that statement. She was stunning. It's uncanny to see a drag who's more beautiful than the real woman. Hahah. Such stunning beauty of the undesired effect.

Shantirina (Santa Claus's Cousin).

Then the other two were in the little sketch that I was involved in. A parody to Enchanted. So the story goes like this. There's the Prince Charming (ME!), Gisselle, Evil Queen Mother and The Lawyer. Prince Charming and Gisselle were going to a ball together. There Gisselle met the Lawyer and dumped Prince Charming. They danced, laughed and had a great time.

The Evil Queen, jealous of Gisselle's beauty decided to poison her and put her to sleep forever. Only the one true love's kiss can wake her up from her deep deep slumber. The Lawyer gave it a try and kissed her. But he too fell into the same spell.

The Prince (Me again!) was shocked upon discovering what had happened. The Evil Queen Mother told him that only the one true love's kiss can wake either one of them. He had to choose between Gisselle and The Lawyer. He picked The Lawyer and lived happily ever after.

The Evil Queen Mother.

The Princess, Gisselle.

These drags really mean business when it comes to appearance. The make up was beautifully done, lovely dresses, long wigs and full sets of authentic feeling boobies. To get those lovely boobies they used condoms and filled it with water. Soft to the touch yet firm at the same time.

Boobies...

Since it was a Christmas party, there's pressie exchange! I love pressie exchange. Its interesting how they did it this time. They gathered everyone in a circle and hold their pressie that they bought. Passed the pressie to the person on the right until the song stopped. Kinda like musical chair. So that maked sure that everyone won't get their own pressie.

But look at what I got!

Mysterious paperbag.

It is a gift from L'Occitane! A bottle of Eau de Toilette Green Tea. I love it. Really nice fragrance.

L'Occitane The Vert Green Tea.

And yes Adrien you can have the bottle when its finished. Hehehe.

FYI to those interested. PT is having their Sunday movie sessions on Sundays at 3.00 pm. They'll screen gay themed movie (not pornography...) and have a chat or discussions, basically get to know each other better.

Click here for map.

-Live Long & Prosper

The White Outfit

At last I have my White Party outfit ready. Thanks to several contributors for lending and giving me stuff for my outfit. I must say I really love it. Never wore a white outfit before in my life till now. I love dressing up. Its so much fun! If only I have more clothes to work with.

I absolutely adore the shirt! Definitely screams fag! Just the way I like it. This is the pressie that I got from my Secret Santa. He knows me oh too well.

Read what the tshirt says.

The jacket was given to me by my ex. I really love this blazer and he made it himself. The lovely cream off white colour, the silk material and the cut fits me perfectly. Best of all, its not thick so its actually wearable in this hot and humid country. Though, I strongly advise against wearing it anywhere outside of a air conditioned mall.

He even gave me some bling bling accessories to go with it. He's such a sweet person yet a pain in the ass at times. Heheheh. Love yea lots too.

Those two are the only pieces that I own. The white shorts belongs to NakedWriter. Thank goodness it fits. Its not sheer like the ones I found in ISETAN but it'll do. Since its not sheer, I can't show off my kinky underwear...

And the Adidas shoes belongs to my love, McDave. He wears the same shoe size as me! Should have asked him to buy me a pair when he was in Singapore... Next time I guess.

The complete outfit.

So that's the runthrough of what I am going to wear for the White Party. I am so excited I can't wait to be there.

-Live Long & Prosper

Christmas Luncheon

Merry Christmas everyone! Initially I thought I'd have a nice and quiet time at home. Reading my book, play with my PSP, cuddle with my stuffed toys and research on potential employers. As luck would have it, I was invited last minute to a Christmas luncheon. I couldn't say no since I've already missed one party with the gang in Melaka last weekend.

It was a nice sized group that joined for the luncheon though a few of them were missing and it would be nice to have them. There were loads of food enough to feed the whole of Africa no doubt but delicious none the less. The host and hostest kept feeding us food but aneroxic me could only eat so much. Thank goodness for people with bigger stomach capacity.

I totally forgotten to bring a bottle of wine to the steamboat. A little alcohol shouldn't hurt right? Though some of them were keen to see me drunk. Never been drunk and plan to stay that way. I don't fancy passing out and sleeping in the toilet after puking. Heheheh.

I finally got my Secret Santa pressie along with another random pressie. Happy happy joy joy. My Secret Santa pressie was a white t-shirt with very interesting wordings on it. I forgot to take a photo of it and its now in the laundry... I absolutely adore my random pressie though.

It is so adorable!

Singing Christmas Stocking.

Rat rat approves and now he's got friends. Heheheh.

Now I shall wait for Santa to fill it up with goodies.

-Live Long & Prosper

Another 15 Seconds of Fame

Ever attended Pink Triangle's Sunday Session? Its basically a movie screening and discussions on topics that are related to being gay. Today was my first time attending it. The movie that they were showing was Hamam. Very interesting movie though I think most would find it too slow.

Anyhow, that's not what I wanna blog about. After the session, there was a meeting that I was dragged into as a volunteer. I didn't even know I was being volunteer until the last minute. PT is having a White Party over at their place on the 29 Dec.

My very first White Party too! I doubt its going to be anything like the real White Party but I shall be open about it. The thing that I am being volunteered is in their small play similar to Enchanted with a very queer twist. I am Prince Charming, imagine that.

Seems like the spotlight just loves me. Hahahah. I'm just moving from one spotlight to another.

I was born to be idolized! Muahahaha.

If only that is true.

-Live Long & Prosper

Queer Ranter The Illustrious Ex-Intern

You wouldn't believe what a night I had! I really love the company that I used to intern in early this year. Eventhough we are no longer employees of the company, La Faghag and I still managed to get ourselves invites to this year's annual dinner.

I would say this year's party is grand compared to last year's especially the entertainments. They had celebrities like Serena C as the host and Anita Sarawak and Anuar Zain for performances. I couldn't believe it myself until I saw them.

Not to boost or anything but I think La Faghag and I are most likely the most well known intern/ex-intern in the company. It all started with last year's annual dinner where we were nominated as best dressed male and female (our 15 seconds of fame). Not forgetting the tonnes of photos of us in the dinner being shared in the company's network. The job as a QA intern requires lots of interactions with everyone within the company, so no surprise everyone knows us two interns.

This year, even with La Faghag's effort to stay low profile during the dinner with her supposed simple black dressed, still managed to be dragged into the spotlight. Anita spotted her (we were sitting front row) and called her up to the stage. Anita was asking her some questions like:

Anita: So who did you come here with?
La Faghag: Oh came here with QR.
A: How did you know him?
LF: Oh he's my coursemate.
A: Is that what they call it these days?

*the crowd broke into fits of laughter

The next thing I knew, I was called up on stage too! And seeing that I was her "coursemate", she sang us a Mandarin song, 月亮代票我的心 (The Moon Represents My Love/Heart). What's more, we had to slow dance in front of everyone! I felt like I was in an episode of Will and Grace.

Anita Sarawak.

So much for being low profile.

I was dressed to kill anyways.

Almost everyone was wondering why we were there in the first place, let alone being called up on stage by Anita Sarawak herself!

I have to compliment Anita Sarawak for her performance. She performed really well and most importantly, she interacted with the audience really well. She's one of those who exudes high stage presents and relates to the crowd comfortably. She can really dance and sing at the same time and look absolutely gorgeous (she dyed her hair black) for her age.

-Live Long & Prosper

Queer Ranter The Socialite?

Me the socialite? Hardly. Hahhaha. For one, I'm not freaking filthy rich nor am I freaking famous to be invited to all the parties around KL. Though I'd like to attend fancy parties with everyone all dressed up fancy and they serve all the fancy food. Hmmmm, fancy that.

There were two parties to attend to Sat night. Yes, finally my Saturday is super happening. "Thank You Volunteers" party thrown by the Pink Triangle Foundation and a surprise birthday party in Sky Bar. I sure love parties!

The PT party was really fun. Lovely to see familiar faces that I've worked with for two days again. All of them are such loving and fun people. From the straights to the gays to the transexuals. Hilarious bunch. The food was simple but lovely, kinda like a little potluck gathering.

After that to Sky Bar. I still can't decide with is prettier. Sky Bar scenery or the boy that Adrien brought with him. He's uber adorable! Uber good looking! Very boy-ish looking and shy-ish but he's not shy to talk (don't know if this makes any sense but yea). But pity he's straight. Hahahah. I really am super envious of his pretty looks. Whole night, I was just staring, imaging a porn flick all thanks to drunken birthday boy Alex.

Anyhow, Sky Bar is really pretty. I love the whole design of the place and the location is perfect. Right at the top floor of Trader's Hotel and unobstructed view of Petronas Twin Towers. I think I got too excited about the boy, I forgot to take pictures of the place... I'm so pathetic.

The DJ in Sky Bar was excellent! None of those Ah Beng Beng songs but real nice house music and they played my favourite, Destination Calabria. I'm still so obsessed with the video clip since the last time. There's just something that's super posh and erotic about this.


So that was my Saturday.

What was your Saturday like?

-Live Long & Prosper

Rum Jungle

It's funny how McDave associate my campus with jungle. The Lion King is going back to the jungle as he adorably puts it. But this time, the Lion King went to a different sort of jungle, Rum Jungle!

I didn't think I can stay up so long after a long day of pressie shopping. Just look at the time. The sun is about to rise and I'm blogging while my roommie is sleeping soundly.

Rum Jungle is like the best thing that has happened to Ipoh! Pity there wasnt much of a crowd though... Sad turnout. There were only two eye candies that I spotted though both were taken. Oh well. Nice to see but I've got my own candy already. Wish McDave was with me there dancing.

Rum Thum Thum Jungle.

Music was pretty nice and the live band was something. Except they played some Canto songs, YMCA and I Will Survive... That was rather weird... I felt like the Dancing Queen. Hehehhe.

Kampai~~~

Since alcohol is so freaking expensive in this freaking country, we ordered Kampai! I love Kampai but I wish the alcohol content is more in them...

And lesson learned, dancing with girls is WEIRD! I think I shall ban myself from going to straight clubs.

Viva la gay clubs!

-Live Long & Prosper

Soon To Be Wed

Had a pleasent surprise invitation to a dinner function today. The auntie in Pink Shop invited my faghags, fagstag and I to her daughter's small wedding gathering. How very thoughtful of her to include us in the guest list.

She has seen us grow in these four years. The thought of leaving this place saddens me. The people in Pink Shop, especially this auntie, are really friendly and it almost feels like they're family. The food certainly reminds me of home.

The thing that got to me during the dinner were the wedding photos. The soon to be wed couples were so lovely and sweet. The photos were really beautiful. They make a really adorable husband and wife.

I can see that they're really happy being together. The groom is very close to the bride's family. Even brings the bride's mom to vacations and stuff like that. He's knows how to handle kids (not many men can).

I'd like to have something like that. Wedding photos, get married, living together (even more so now that Desperate Housewives first gay couple just moved in), get a pet and etc. The perfect life, the perfect husband, the perfect job and the perfect house.

We all got our dream life to live for. I hope mine comes true.

-Live Long & Prosper

Ketupat, Mafia & Taboo

Open house number 2, Adrien's place. It's so freaking far away but it was worth it. Lots of yummy food, great company and great time spent with everyone. With the amount of food I've been eating, I think I gained weight...

I guess the highlight of the open house was us playing taboo and mafia. The last time I played taboo was long long time ago. It was hilarious more than anything especially with Paul around. He says the darnest things.

Alex: What's gold and curly?
Paul: Pubic hair!

*there was a little commotion going on with Adrien and Adrien's family members especially the dad

Scott: This one Paul should know. Which organ in the body is redundant?
Paul: The brain!

*sweat...

Alex: This is what Jason does for a living.
Paul: Prostitution!

*gasp...

Yep that's Paul alright. Says the darnest things at the darnest moments.

Then we played mafia. It was my first time playing mafia and I must say I love it lots. The plot, the scheming and the accusations. Accusing people based on pillow vibrations or "I heard some noise going on at this area" is really funny.

I just say, bring them to the stake and burn them! So medieval mentality. Hahahah.

-Live Long & Prosper

Rendangs, Wii & Frangi

Last night was a blast. What at first seemed like a usual open house party ended up becoming a reach-home-at-3-am affair. We were out par-ta-ying of course! Shake your booty booty, its your duty duty.

I honestly thought, with all the zombie obsession that is Sam, we will go to a mansion ala Adam's Family. Secret tunnels, secret rooms and basements full of body parts here and there. Not forgetting the permanent thunder clouds lingering around the highest peak of the mansion to supply energy to whatever experiments he was conducting. The courtyard filled with tombstones of unnamed victims.

Thank goodness its a normal suburban house. We did the usual eating, chatting, laughing and the occasional opportunistic gropings. I tried my very best to behave but my shirt was just oozing with fagness. It was just a plain white shirt too...

There was one unexpected discovery made that night. The little toddler looks like someone we know. A discovery so massive that it threatens to tear the very fabric of space itself. It was a shocker. I shall not speak of it more for it is rather frightening. Its one of those strange but true moments.

Anyhow, leaving that anomaly aside, I heart the Wii! We all played this fun-tastic party game with all the weird hand movements and jiggle here and there. Then, I was playing Trauma Center where I was trained to be a surgeon and save patient's lives. Fun fun fun and Sam has a scrub (I wonder where he stole that from...) to go with it too.

I want a Wii~~~

As if it was by default (OMG I'm turning into a geek), Janvier the alcoholic, suggested we go to Frangi's. What a way to welcome Hari Raya eh? Who can refuse that suggestion when coupled with FREE COVER CHARGE courtesy of Adrien. Woot woot. So we tszuj-ed up and head to Frangi's.

So many beautiful boys around. So many queers in one small place. Being a Frangi Virgin that I was, I was literally gugu gaga over everything. Not to mention a cute friend of Janvier's.

I heart that place a lot despite the bad ventilation and a permanent haze of cigarette smoke. The drinks there are fucking overpriced! I had Sex On The Beach and it was RM31.31... I'd rather go to Lunar Bar for drinks... Oh and also weird angmo encounter... That freaked my out but thank goodness my ex's ex saved me from that life threatening encounter.

Now I shall get ready for another open house. Destination Adrien's house.

-Live Long & Prosper

TGIF Celebration

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JL!

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k I know its a bit late for that but I did say in my previous post that the post will be divided into a few posts. I think this is the final post.

We had the celebration in TGIF, the best place to eat and have gaytherings with delicious food and drinks. I love TGIF so much. Initially I wanted to have the burger but I decided not to have it since McDave was having the set meal and decided to share with him. I did however get my The Ultimate Mudslide. I love my Mudslide. Its creamy, chocolaty, yummy and it has alcohol. Heheheh.

And I like it that it has chocolate chips on top that will eventually sink on to the bottom of the glass. Then I'll have to take the straw to poke poke for it. Hehehe. Something to play with in my drink is always nice.

The Ultimate Mudslide.

McDave and I shared a plate of Buffalo Wings, Caesar's Salad and a slice of cheese cake. Even though we were sharing it, I couldn't finish the slice of cheese cake. I can't the whole set by myself. Its just too much. I gotta have the burger next time round. I just love it. The salty cheese that they put and the meat is just so juicy. Dem I'm hungry again...

We sat there chit chatting, bitching and generally causing a racket in TGIF for about four hours. Somewhere in the midst of the racket, Sam decided to unleash his culinary skills, imagine The King of Chef Competition. He took whatever that was remaining for the Moist Chocolate cake (for the record, its so dry that if you fling it, it can cause serious head trauma) and mash it to bits. Then added some seasoning of salt and pepper and among other things he could get his hands on. Not to mention the remaining cheese cake and some ice. A few minutes of battering the dough and there you have it, batter of dung.

Something that looks potentially hazardous.

Now take some of the batter of dung and put it onto a serving dish. Add some pepper and drops of tobasco sauce as garnish. Chuck a candle on it and you have candle on a dung. Perfect for this sort of occasion.

Biochemical weapon in disguise?

Poor JL, the birthday boy had to taste it. I wonder if he had the same effect eating the dung as Peter Parker when he got bitten by the radioactive spider... Hmmm...

Oh not forgetting that he had to stand on the chair when TGIF staff came to our table to sing him his happy birthday saw. Everyone wanted him to start stripping but unfortunately, its a family restaurant. Deng it. I was thinking he strips then lay on the table. Then I'll pour my The Ultimate Mudslide and tadaa, The Ultimate Ultimate Mudslide served. Hehehhe.

Oh well. We had tonnes of fun anyways.

Alex, I do want the pictures you took with your cameras, especially the ones with me, me and me in it. I looked absolutely fabulous. :P

-Live Long & Prosper