Empty Spaces

The Doctor was here visiting for 10 nights, right after his trip to the UK. Poor feller was having jet leg and sleeping at odd hours following UK timing. That was a blessing in disguised, him sleeping while I was away for work during the day time and both of us together when he was awake. Not sure if he spent most nights observing me sleep.

We stayed in a service apartment, Princess Pei Pei's service apartment. She was kind enough to loan it to us to use while she was away in France (hopefully) flirting away with non-housewife-beater-looking European men. The place had all the necessities we needed bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and living hall. I practically moved out of my Red Boudoir and moved in with The Doctor. There we started our life of living together.It was a blissful 10 nights.

I wake up in the morning to prepare to go to work, he was already up making breakfast and lunch box for me.

I come back from work, he was making dinner.

I wash the dishes, he was playing with Happy Aquarium.

We sat on the couch, watched the tv and talked about how our day was and what we did.

Time for bed and the day starts all over again.

Soon enough, our 10 nights ended and we said our goodbyes in the airport. It was a sad occasion but no worries, we will meet again next month for Christmas and the New Year. Goodbyes are never easy though.

I went back to the apartment again to pick up some things I left behind. The place, even though identical in every way, felt very lonely and quiet. Only traces of memories of two people cheerfully talking and laughing linger as I stood at the door looking into the apartment. Flashes of images of The Doctor standing in front of the stove cooking delicious dinner. Everything I touched resurfaces the memories when he was here but I continued packing.

As I left the apartment I thought I heard The Doctor said, "Have a good day at work dear". I turned but all I saw was an empty space. I closed the door and left the apartment.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Cuddling Cuddles

The next morning was not filled much with exciting events. I was still too groggy to do anything. Just wished I could have slept for a few more hours. It was a very slow Saturday morning. Slow as it was, there were many things to prepare for the upcoming Christmas dinner. Those mostly involved hand and eye coordinations while our mouths constantly chattering of the latest gossips and munching some of the food that we made.

By night, the house was filled with guests. There was a theme for the dinner but it seemed that no one received the memo. I myself did not adhere to the theme. Lack of time to shop for clothes. But I was only interested in two things, the drinks and The Doctor. There was so much drinks that we had several bottles left unopened, enough for another party. I was very satisfied with the constant flow of Bailey and that made me drunk enough to start acting and talking silly.

Throughout the night, I was by The Doctor's side. The accidental glances, gentle strokes on his back and purposely resting my head on his shoulders. I craved for the intimacy from such physical interaction since that fateful cold night. It was truly public display of affection on my part.

As the night went by, alcohol started to take it's affect on everyone including The Doctor who's a sturdy drinker. Then something unexpected happened in the kitchen as I was thirstily seeking refills for my Bailey. I was alone in the kitchen and I felt someone was by the kitchen door. I turned to see and it was The Doctor. I just smiled at him and asked if he wanted a refill. He did not answer but instead he walked towards me. With his gentle hands he held the back of my head and kissed me.

What a passionate kiss it was.

The noise from the party faded away and I was in Cloud Nine. Nothing else mattered but to hold him tight. Felt like time stood still and it was going on forever but alas, slowly the noise crept in and I gained my bearings. I gazed into his eyes as he gazed into mine. What beautiful eyes they were and I felt safe in his embrace.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

The Blossoming

Eventually we arrived at Paul's abode. I could not tell what was Paul's expression of the uninvited guest that we invited. He welcomed The Doctor with such grace that one would expect from Paul, such uncanny resemblance to The White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

While sitting on the couch next to The Doctor and watching Paul's family playing The Game of Life, Sam urged me to get closer to The Doctor. I was afraid the sudden close proximity might dismayed The Doctor but I inched myself closer to him regardless. I wanted to touch him, feel him but again something held me back. Sam forcefully took my right hand and put it on The Doctor's shoulder. Sam has always been the one to push me to take bold steps to what I wanted and I am grateful for that. I stroked him on his back and felt the warmth of his body.

Driving on the highway for three hours took a toll on me. Accumulate the driving and the fact that I only just landed few days back, I was extremely tired by then. A quick hot shower and change of lazy clothes were all I needed before sleeping. Despite sleeping on the carpet with bedsheets as covering and makeshift blanket, I slept like a baby.

That was until the temperature of the room went well below my cool climate tolerance. I began to shiver uncontrollably and curled up like a fetus. Bones quivering desperately to fight off the cold but it was to no avail. Finally, The Doctor who was sleeping next to me woke up and hugged me while stroking my body to generate heat. The quivers slowed down and I fell back into peaceful slumber in his arms.

His soft hands and tender strokes. Those were the last memory I remembered.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Tale Of The Doctor

It all started when The Doctor came into picture in our blogger group. He was the new "buzz", the "it" person and the new member into the family. Eventually this news reached this part of the world and it made me wonder who this person was with all the buzz generated. I opened his Facebook account and it did generate a slight interest but nothing more than just for curiosity sake.

As time went by, more news of The Doctor came to my ears. It seemed that he was not only the "it" person in the group but also the "it" person with suitors flocking from all four corners of the world. That raised my eyebrow even more because two of the suitors I know were two close people I know Sam and McDave. Put it this way, it caused quite a stir. I awaited for more news of The Doctor and his suitors to come like wives of WW2 await news from their husbands fighting on the battlefront.

Soon enough December came and I was back in civilization for the festive season of Christmas and New Year. The other doctor, Paul, was throwing a Christmas party in Malacca. A party which I have been missing and almost missed it. Sam and I decided we should extend the party invitation to The Doctor despite us being the guests to the party. The Doctor was hesitant at first but gave into the idea with much effort in persuading.

The agreement was we picked up The Doctor from his place and went on with our drive down South. He was standing on the curb waiting when we arrived. From the look on his face, it was obvious he would have died if he had to wait for another five minutes. It was not exactly the look I was hoping for. None the less, I decided to provoke him even more by honking and calling him a woman. He was not at all thrilled by it but it got the introduction going.

Somewhere along the drive something happened. I felt a certain attraction to The Doctor sitting on the passenger seat behind me. I could not help but constantly glimpsing at the rear view mirror while driving on the highway packed with cars. He was wearing his sunnies looking out at the sceneries passing by.

I felt I may have found the love of my life.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Grown Apart

It is finally over between me and McDave. We agreed to call it off as the relationship was heading to an inevitable halt. We had it coming as time went by and we slowly grew apart from each other. Things weren't how they were when we first started but there's no regrets.

It was a clean break. We did not argue or had a row with each other. Both of us consented that it was the best thing to do. Walk our separate ways while it was still good. We were just shy of two months for it to reach two years. Well its not how long we spent together. Its what we made out of it.

With that chapter of my life closed, a new one opens. I wonder what the new chapter will be like.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

United, But Only For A Moment

Finally I'm work free for the weekend. So bloody tired of calculating and recalculating and recalculating my calculations. Therefore, La Faghag and I seek solace in KL! Just for the weekend. She with her shopping and me with my haircut with Cherry.

Good thing I managed to meet McDave for dinner before he flies off to Cambodia. Was out for dinner with him in Mid Valley. To my surprise, the place looks bloody empty. Hardly the usual crowd there. I wonder where did all the shoppers went...

Anyhow, just followed him to get some stuff from Watsons for his trip. Basically just seeing him and enjoying his company. We don't get much of those these days. He's busy with work and stuff while I'm in campus. Sucks being far apart.

Last month, McDave gave me a necklace for Valentine's and today I got to see the other half of it. A small gold plus sign that fits into my silver necklace. See how pretty they are together?

2 become 1.

I dedicate this lovely Kylie Minogue song, The One to McDave.


Starlight shimmers everywhere
There’s a certain something in the air
Can you feel what I feel in me?
It’s in the air, electricity oh, oh

Glimmering under neon lights
I can see the look, that’s in your eyes
Like a shooting star in a galaxy
Making it’s way to the heart of me

I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me

My pulse is racing and I’m feeling high
Never-ending starts tonight
When you do what you do to me
Come on and let yourself feel the need in me, oh oh

Circling and we’re getting close
Can you imagine, just suppose
It’s a feeling that I need to know
Close to touch like Michelangelo

I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me

Can you hear me?
I’m connecting with you
Can you feel me?
I’ll do anything to have you near me
I was wondering will you reach me?

Can you hear me?
I’m connecting with you
Can you feel me?
I’ll do anything to have you near me
I was wondering will you reach me?

I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me

Can you hear me?
I’m connecting with you
Can you feel me?
I’ll do anything to have you near me
I was wondering will you reach me?

I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me
I’m the one
Love me, love me, love me, love me

Can you hear me?
I’m connecting with you
Can you feel me?
I’ll do anything to have you near me
I was wondering will you reach me?

I know I'm the ONE cause you're the ONE for me.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Breakup

Sigh. I really don't like breakups. They're so emotionally draining and devastating to a person on so many levels. Its always a sad thing to hear it, even sadder to go through it. I wish that couples who are really in love with each other don't have to go through it but that's just false hope and naive thinking.

No its not me breaking up with McDave or vice versa. We're doing relatively well. After Valentine's Day, my love for him grew stronger and after knowing he's going through some problems at work, I'll stand by him and give my support.

But upon hearing the news of Lance and Sam, my heart broke in to pieces and the memories of the pain and suffering I went through when McDave called it off resurfaced. The worst part is, I couldn't do anything for them because I dislike meddling other people's affair. In fact, I knew this was coming several days before the actual breakup but to me it was something they have to sort themselves.

So I kept my silence.

I did my level best to give advise to Sam of the situation and talked it through with Lance but I myself am not a seasoned person when it comes to this sort of matter. I remember myself listening to people's advise but it wouldn't sink it. Not because I wasn't listening but because I couldn't accept the situation. All relationships are different anyways so there's only so much anyone else can do.

Breakup is not a good thing nor is it a bad thing either. Its just a breakup.

So Sam, give your best shot. Gambate!

-Live Long & Prosper

A Lovely Surprise

I found myself stumped trying to write this post. I'm still recovering from the shock when La Faghag called me down and gave me a little paperbag from McDave. Very sweet of him.

This was what in the little paperbag.

Oooo silver.

Sweet message: Lion, I love you.

Where's the other half?

Rat rat camwhoring as usual.

Love you much McDave. I love the necklace. When I get back, I'd like to see the other half which you're wearing.

-Live Long & Prosper

Fairy Tale

This song 童话 (Fairy Tale) by 王光良 (Michael Wong) is super ancient but its such a beautiful song but the video clip is so sad. I can play this song over and over again and never get bored. Just such a beautiful song.

忘了有多久 再没听到你
I forgot how long it has been since I last heard from you

对我说你 最爱的故事
Telling me the story you love most

我想了很久 我开始慌了
I've been thinking for a very long time and I started to panic

是不是我有 做错了什么
Did I do something wrong?

你哭着对我说 童话里都是骗人的
You cried and told me that fairy tales deceives people

我不可能 是你的王子
There is no way I am your prince

也许你不会懂 从你说爱我以后
Maybe you don't know that from the moment you told me you love me

我的天空 星星都亮了
All the stars in my sky lit up

我愿变成童话里 你爱的那个天使
I wish I can become the angel in the fairy tale

张开双手 变成翅膀守护你
Open both my hands and turn them into wings to protect you

你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里
You must believe, believe that we will be like the ones in the fairy tale

幸福和快乐是结局
The ending is happiness

你哭着对我说 童话里都是骗人的
You cried and told me that fairy tales deceives people

我不可能 是你的王子
There is no way I am your prince

也许你不会懂 从你说爱我以后
Maybe you don't know that from the moment you told me you love me

我的天空 星星都亮了
All the stars in my sky lit up

我愿变成童话里 你爱的那个天使
I wish I can become the angel in the fairy tale

张开双手 变成翅膀守护你
Open both my hands and turn them into wings to protect you

你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里
You must believe, believe that we will be like the ones in the fairy tale

幸福和快乐是结局
The ending is happiness

我要变成童话里 你爱的那个天使
I want to become the angel in the fairy tale

张开双手 变成翅膀守护你
Open both my hands and turn them into wings to protect you

你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里
You must believe, believe that we will be like the ones in the fairy tale

幸福和快乐是结局
The ending is happiness

我会变成童话里 你爱的那个天使
I will become the angel in the fairy tale

张开双手 变成翅膀守护你
Open both my hands and turn them into wings to protect you

你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里
You must believe, believe that we will be like the ones in the fairy tale

幸福和快乐是结局
The ending is happiness

一起写我们的结局
Together we write our own ending

I feel like some things are slowly slipping away from me. If only things are like in the fairy tales.

-Live Long & Prosper

Santa Came Early

'tis the season to buy pressies and spread the love. Not to mention a perfect excuse to go on a shopping excursion. Though I still haven't shopped pressies for my assigned "Secret Santa" thing yet. Better get it done soon I reckon, before I start my job.

One of the pressies that I've shopped was a Christmas pressie for McDave. When I first laid my eyes on them, I couldn't resist but to buy it and come Christmas, give it to him. I love the pressie that I got him and I think its really adorable. You'll see.

I wonder what's in the red bag.

But McDave came last night for a sleepover and I couldn't resist but to give the pressie to him. I don't do well buying gifts for occassions. I'm better off buying gifts when I see them and give it straight.

At first he had the puzzled looked when I said, "圣诞节快了" (Merry Christmas!). I'm like three weeks early. Hahhaha. Oh well. He thought I was slightly deranged but then again, I'm always deranged.

Then he prodded the bag, trying to figure out what was inside but gave up soon after and opened the bag. The first thing he saw was a grey fuzzy and furry thing. When he took it out, its a porcupine! Big fluffy porcupine. Funny how he asked if the pressie was for him or Rat Rat. He reckon the pressie was for Rat Rat. Hahhaha. Yey, now Rat Rat has more friends to play with.

This porcupine, strangely enough has already gotten a name upon purchasing it from IKEA. It was La Faghag's doing. She called it PorcuPenis! Yea... This happened after our PHOP dinner. I still think its the maple syrup talking. Such an adorable thing with such obscene name...

The best part of this PorcuPenis is it comes in twos! One big one and one small baby one! How adorable! I just adore stuffed toys. Me likey. The furs are super soft, fluffy and don't come off. The workmanship of it is good.

It's the PorcuPenis!

So that was my Christmas pressie for McDave.

Love you McDave.

-Live Long & Prosper

The Underground

I love watching plays. Any play will do, so long as they are engaging or entertaining. I'd like to frequent to more plays but since I study in Notroh Woods, its too far for me just to travel down to KL for the plays.

I just got back from a play directed by Nakedwriter and a girl I knew back when I was helping out in The Breakfast Club. The play was very interesting, different, fresh and unique. The aim of the play was to disturb comfort zones and confront stereotypes about theater, life and people which they did, splendidly.

The play consists of several skits but revolve around the theme of theater, life and people. My favourite was Two, Two. One solo act and three pairs (hetero relationship, guy-guy relationship and girl-girl relationship) acts.

The solo act was powerful in the sense that it displays how life's a stage and how people always wear a mask of a sort. A line from the act that's etched in my brain right now is, "My next act is up and so is yours". That's kinda scary and in-your-face truth of life.

The three pairs acts were brilliant too. I think Nakedwriter really captured the emotions that were involved when two people commit themselves in a relationship but the relationship starts to fall apart. It did remind me of the break off that I had with McDave but from a different perspective. An outsider's view of the situation.

You and your crew did a wonderful job, Nakedwriter. Bravo.

-Live Long & Prosper

14 Months & A Day

It has been 14 months that McDave and I have been together. It sure has been a long journey for both of us who have never had a relationship that lasted this long. More so to me because this is the second relationship that I've been in.

I can say it wasn't a smooth ride all the way. We had our fair share of disagreements that lead to a timeout of awhile. I guess we needed some space to think over somethings. Space to breath as well and give our relationship a chance to turn a new leaf.

So many things has happened in these 14 months as well as learning new things about each other. Though I suspect, there are many things I still don't know about McDave. I do know he can't take spicy stuff so he doesn't really eat Indian food. Heheheh.

He's got the most immaculately manicured fingernails and well shaped eyebrows too. He spends a great deal of time filing his nails, even more so than girls. His nails can rival professional manicurist and I love playing with them cause they're so smooth. Heheheh.

There's a distinctive facial feature McDave has that I absolutely adore from the very first day. Can you guess? No its not the penis (I not always that skanky ok...). Its his lips. Heheheh. Very adorable lips. Lovely adorable kiss-able lips yet very peculiar. I shan't go into details cause its my treasure. Heheheh.

Believe it or not, I speak to him in Mandarin and it is often a source of entertainment to him... Our conversations are hilarious cause I kept making mistakes speaking Mandarin. Heheheheh. He helps me improving my Mandarin by correcting those mistakes and teach me new words as well. I wonder when I can have my "oral test" with him.

I have this thing of rubbing Rat Rat to the phone and make some noise. He always know that its Rat Rat. Then I'll come up with weird excuses that Rat Rat was wrestling the phone from me to talk to him and all that. Hehehe. Often our conversations will have Rat Rat in it. That's how much we love our Rat Rats. Heheheh. Our little pet of some sort.

He's such a lovely man. He has his ways of expressing his love to me and I'm beginning to learn to accept it. We all have our ways of showing our love to the one we love. Some people say it aloud, some people do it through their actions.

I love you McDave.

-Live Long & Prosper

I Look Upon The Moon And I Wish Upon A Star

It is that time of the month again for me, my uncle visit. Heheheh. I'm just kidding. I am rather satisfied (I'm easily satisfied mind you) with Axcest hotshots these days. Every time there's a new set of hotshots, there's something that I really like. Like the Ultimate Twink and now this one.

Browsing through the new set of hotshots, I found this photo of a lovely couple.

Don't they just look so adorable?

Such a sweet photograph taken and pink shirts on the both of them are just so adorable. The guy being carried is so endearing with his cheeky smile. This reminds me of Justin and Brian from QAF during Justin's prom night. That's so sweet.

Sweetest scene ever!

I shared this photo with La Faghag and she said McDave and I look as sweet as the two in the photo. She even offered to take a photo of us in that pose. Hahhaha. What a lovely thought. I would love to have a photo with my lovely McDave.

Then I felt sad.

Sad because I'm missing my McDave. My lovely sweet man. The person that I really care and love. The person I can proudly call my boyfriend.

I miss his touch.

I miss his warmth.

I just miss him being around me.

Funny how a photo can invoke so many memories of McDave.

The first thing that came to mine is when he was singing karaoke. He's a natural when it comes to singing especially Leo Ku - Jin Ke Ji Qu. A ten minutes medley and McDave can sing it through that ten minutes. I love hearing him sing that song and I always request for it whenever we go to karaoke.

Oh there's so many memories of him flooding my mind now.

Miss him so much.

I'll just look into the night sky and dream away. I'll look at the moon with the hope he's looking at the moon too. I'll wish upon a star that this lovely feeling will last for a long long time to come.

-Live Long & Prosper

Come What May

Satine: Never knew I could feel like this
It's like I've never seen the sky before
Want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I'm loving you more and more
Listen to my heart can you hear it sing?
Come back to me and FORGIVE everything!
Seasons may change winter to spring
I Love You, til the end of time
Christian: Come what may! Come what may! Come what may! Come what may! I will Love You
Satine: I will Love You
Christian: Until my dying day!
Satine: Dying day!
Both: Come what may! Come what may!
Satine: Come what may
Both: I will Love You until my dying
Toulouse: Christian! He’s got a gun! They’re trying to kill you!
Zidler: Shut up!
Toulouse: Look, he’s got a gun!
Zidler: Guards, seize them!
The doctor: Vive le vie de Boheme!
Argentinean: No problem! Go back to work!
Toulouse: No matter what you say,
Cast: The show is ending our way. Come on and stand your ground For freedom, beauty, truth, and Love
Chorus: How wonderful life is
Satine: One day I'll fly away
Christian: My gift is my song
Chorus: The children of the revolution, No you won't fool the children of the revolution
Satine: One day I'll fly away
Christian: My gift is my song
Chorus: No you won't fool the children of the revolution. No you won't fool the children of the revolution
Chorus: Come what may
Satine and Christian: I will Love You
Chorus: Come what may
Both: Yes, I will Love You
Chorus: Come what may
Both: I will Love You
Duke: My way! My way! My way!! My way!!!
Cast: Until my dying day!

I was watching Moulin Rouge... I cried when Satine died. Not even love can keep them together... I cried and cried and cried.

-Live Long & Prosper

Glue? Soldering? Welding?

As everyone knows by now, McDave and I parted ways.

So how does one mend a broken heart? Do you glue it? Do you solder it like pieces of electronics into a circuit board? Or perhaps something stronger like welding two pieces of iron together? I don't suppose the great Doc Paul can suture my heart back.

Whatever the method is, the heart will eventually break again. No matter how often its reinforced and mended, it will break...

Question is, do I really want it to break again?

And of course not forgetting, another year for me that I will have to celebrate my birthday without a loved one. I'm assuming that I am celebrating it in the first place.

Guess it doesn't matter really since I don't really celebrate it anyways all these years eh...

-Live Long & Prosper

Drawing Down The Curtains

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We regretfully inform that the Skanky Duo Show is no longer showing.

Its been a great nine months while it lasted and we thank you for your tremendous support.

I have no regrets only fond memories remain.

I love you always and forever.

And you will always be my smelly and naughty baby.

-Live Long & Prosper

9 Months

Today is our 9th month together. A whole 9 months. Awesome. :)

Happy 9th Month Baby~~~

-Live Long & Prosper

A Little Gift

You know how people usually take for granted the small little things that goes on everyday. Like the scent of a person, the way he fix his hair in the morning or the way he looks when he sleeps.

The other day, I did something random again and it seems I can only do random things. I don't really do things for special occasions like Valentine or birthdays or stuff like that. I do them every other day when it pops up.

After work, I went to the bakery downstairs of my office to buy chocolate balls. Its so delicious the balls. Very chocolaty and covered with chocolate rice but not sweet at all. It just pure chocolate. Yummy. And its super cheap. Its only RM0.60 for one. Double yummy.

So there I was with my faghag, Leesh and I saw the sweetest thing~~~ Its a mini cake with chocolate coating, covered with chocolate rice, tiny heart shape thing made from sugar and the whole cake is the shape of heart. Its a very adorable mini cake. Its so adorable that it made me buy it in a heartbeat. Yes, I'm very compulsive when it comes to these things. Sweet things that I can do for McDave to brighten his day.

(Isn't this adorable and delicious?)

I bought it and off I went to where he's working. We had dinner in McDonald's and had the cake. He finished like 3/4 of the cake cause he said he was super hungry. We managed to have our time alone together and it seemed like ages ago the last time we had a nice little meal together.

We chatted, stuffed ourselves with the cake and took pictures of him. Funny how both of us have the same phone but we have yet to take a picture that has both of us in it. Gonna make that a priority the next time I see him. Spent like about an hour there and when it was time for me to go, he was saying good bye and I saw a little smile of his. A smile that I've not seen in a long long time. It was worth the effort me going to see him.

-Live Long & Prosper

Your Song

This is for my lovely baby, McDave.

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

-Live Long & Prosper

Soo Random

So McDave just arrived right and I opened the door and hugged him. I was only in my towels cause I just got out of the shower (more like I rather let the air dry me cause I'm lazy and I can).

Then:

McDave: Why is your body soo warm? Do you have a fever? *touch here touch there
Me: Dunno... Been feeling hot for the whole day now.
McDave: Did you shower with the heater on?
Me: Yep.
McDave: Later at night you should cover your butt... BODY when you sleep.
Me: *blink blink... My butt? *ROFL

And all this happened the first few steps he entered the house...

Baby baby...

-Live Long & Prosper