Bleuk-Chelors

Have any of you seen this year's Malaysian CLEO bachelors? Seems to me that as years go by, the bachelors gets fuglier... It truely is very disappointing. To begin with, some of the Bachelors actually have girlfriends and some of the Bachelors even have BOYFRIENDS! How very controversial...

50 men to fulfill your heart's desire... NOT!

This year's selections were very appalling. It was so bad, it made me said, "OMG it gets fuglier as you turn the pages!". Sigh... Seriously... Is Malaysia running out of good looking men?! Did they suddenly became endangered species or extinct?!

La Faghag and Slender Faghag drooling over the Bachelors.

Out of those horrible selection of 50 Bachelors, only 4 somewhat appeals me.

1. Bachelor 8, Brian Lau
2. Bachelor 21, Hedzri PJ
3. Bachelor 41, Owen Yap
4. Bachelor 50, Ong Weng Jin

Sigh. Where have all the good looking ones gone?! This is depressing. I'll just have to fill my heart's desires or good looking men with a slice of Mango Delight then. Very disappointing...

Yummy Mango Delight.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

XOXO

I am such a sucker for dramas, bitchy girls and good looking boys. Ahh those good looking boys. Thankfully, I have a new source for all that. My new addiction! Give you a hint, its a tv series.

Can you guess it?

Its Gossip Girl!

Its like The OC but way more classy and chic. The boys here are way better looking too. I love the boys. Boys boys boys!

The rich and famous.

Lets have a runthrough of who's who in the show. Far left, we have a Negro-Harujuku Girl, then there's the Mean Girl, the Newbie Girl, the Oriental-Harujuku Girl and the Pretty Girl. I absolutely adore the Mean Girl and the Pretty Girl.

And then we have the boys, my favourite. Dan Humphrey, Nate Archibald and Chuck Bass. I can't seem to choose a favourite nor can I ever get enough of them. Dan the Cute Genius Boy, Nate the Pretty Boy and Chuck the Player Boy.

You know you love me.
XOXO.
Queer Ranter.

Now how am I to say no to this show with the dramas, bitchy girls and good looking boys?

-Live Long & Prosper

He's Back!

It's him! Jonathan Rhys Meyers in the new Hugo Boss ad campaign. He's so hawt in the ad! I was half playing Lumines II and half watching CSI: NY when this ad popped up. Oh me like him a lot.

This is such a sexy ad. Perfect chemistry, with all that passion and lust between the two.


And he's so HAWT!

I am in love with his sexy voice. Just listen to it. Listen to that Irish accent. That manly voice.

*giggle giggle giggle

-Live Long & Prosper

Ipoh Cutie

I've been meaning to post this photo up but kept forgetting. This photo was taken in Jusco Ipoh with the help of La Faghag. She's so clever when it comes to taking photos discreetly.

Meet Ipoh Cutie Pie. He's Chinese, fair, nice spikey straight hair and slim. All of the qualities I that I like. When La Faghag pointed him out to me, my jaws literally fell. People like him actually EXIST!

Ipoh Mali Cutie Pie.

He looks like a blogger that I know, almost like a mirror image.

Oh he's so adorable.

-Live Long & Prosper

What's The Connection?

Evidently I'm have lots of free that I even pre-blogged this post yesterday. So today's post consists of several things that are connected with each other. Find the connection.

First clue is a by Savage Garden. I love this song and Darren is such a cutie pie. Gone were the days where Savage Garden rocks!


Second clue is a song by Garbage.


And the last is my favourite hairstylist of all time. He's so adorable though he's not at his best in this pic. See the pink lip gloss? It just makes him all the more adorable. Oh pretty gene, where art thou?

He's so adorable!

Now be a doll and guess what's the connection between the three.

-Live Long & Prosper

Have You Popped Your Cherry Yet?

Finally I've met the famous hairstylist from Jean Yip, Cherry, that some bloggers have been raving about. First time I heard the name Cherry, I envisioned a 30 years old daddy in leather boots, leather hot pants, leather top and a choker around his neck with bling-bling words that spell Cherry, ala Hard Gay.

Suffice to say, I wasn't expecting much. Didn't expect anything at all. I needed a haircut so I bugged Alex to bring me to Jean Yip. I have this thing about going to a new salon alone. I feel like a virgin that just sold her mizuage and going to bed a man for the first time.

Putting the fears aside, I sat down and suddenly excited to see who this Cherry person could be. There were a number of good looking hairstylists zooming around attending to their customers. Good looking in my case is twinks, just a reminder.

Then he came and stood behind me. My jaws literally just dropped and I was dumbfounded. He was the most beautiful twink I've seen in my life. Physically, he doesn't look past 20 but he's 24. He has the most adorable face ever. Just very adorable. He rivals even my Ultimate Twink and Cutie Pie.

Normally its a turn-off for me to see a guy using pink lipgloss but he looked even more adorable with the lipgloss. It makes his lips so yummy-licious and it goes well with the rest of his facial features. He is really a pretty boy. Prettiest boy I've ever seen and have him do my hair!

He speaks really good Mandarin too and I love his accent. Not your typical Malaysian Mandarin. Though his English is a little off. It just didn't sound right but I didn't mind it. The manner in which he speaks just captivated me even more. Every curls of his lips and every smiles that he makes are so adorable.

I'm going back to him to get my hair done from now on. He popped my cherries and I want more popping!

Cherry oh Cherry. Another case of Pretty Genes. Genes that I don't possessed.

-Live Long & Prosper

Cutie Pie

I must share this with you guys. I saw this video clip yesterday at The Ministry of Pleasures blog. I ripped the video clip and can't stop watching it. The guy in the video clip is really adorable. Such a perfect twink!

Here's the clip watch it for yourself.


See how adorable is he! Super adorable. He reminds me of a twink version of Kyan from Queer Eye for The Straight Guy. I love his blue eyes and his smile is so sweet. He's so good looking.

Me like me like.

I'm addicted to this guy. Hehehhe. Who says addiction is a bad thing huh?

-Live Long & Prosper

落 葉 歸 根

I found a new song that I absolutely adore. Its super "jiwang" and it just makes my heart melt listening to it. Its 落 葉 歸 根, Luo Ye Gui Gen from Wang Lee Hom's new album Change Myself.

The song is so captivating especially his voice and the violin. So lovely. I love his voice a lot. There's something about his voice that makes me feel all lovey dovey but yet not to overly lovey dovey like Jay Chau.

The MV for this song is also very nice though its got a really sad ending. Watch it.


He's absolutely hawt in t-shirt, jacket and jeans while playing his violin by the side of the road. I always have this thing for men who can play the violin. Makes me melt instantly and drool perfusely.

I heart Wang Lee Hom~~~

-Live Long & Prosper

Pretty Genes

I was surfing Axcest Hotshot and I spotted the most adorable looking boy. He is the ultimate twink, Eastern version of a Greek God. Well, he is to me anyways.

I really like boys that have the typical pretty Chinese boy looks. Fair and smooth complexion, straight and styled hair, prominent and perfectly shaped eye brows and toned and leaned body.

Just like this one.

So adorable. So perfect. Ultimate Twink.

Yes, I am a Rice Queen. Rice is my staple food but on occasions, I'll have potato salad as a side dish.

Don't get me wrong though. This is not what I look for in a boyfriend but something I love to ogle at. In the end of the day, I go for substance rather than physical attributes. It is what mattered the most in the end of the day anyways.

I want he's genes...

Plus, I have a saying, "The good looking ones are usually trouble.".

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have that pretty Chinese boy look. Which part of China did my grandparents come from? I don't have straight hair and my eyes don't look that Chinese-ish. I'm not sure myself what look I posses.

Always wishing on the impossible.

Guess I'll just have to make do with what I have. Hit the gym the first chance I get and in the end, the ugly duckling will become a beautiful swan.

Actually I'm already a beautiful swan, just need to be a hot twink next.

-Live Long & Prosper

Roman Men

I've been watching the miniseries ROME and my it is bloody good. It is set during the era of ancient Rome and Gaius Julius Caesar. The storyline is really captivating along with good actors playing the role of Roman men.

Here's the basic plot of the whole miniseries.

"Rome" is the saga of two ordinary Roman soldiers and their families. An intimate drama of love and betrayal, masters and slaves, and husbands and wives, it chronicles epic times that saw the fall of a republic and the creation of an empire. The series begins in 52 BC, as Gaius Julius Caesar has completed his masterful conquest of Gaul after eight years of war, and is preparing to return to Rome. He heads home with thousands of loyal battle-hardened men, huge amounts of loot in gold and slaves, and a populist agenda for radical social change. Terrified, the aristocracy threatens to prosecute Caesar for war crimes as soon as he sets foot in Rome. Caesar's old friend and mentor, Pompey Magnus, attempts to foment mutiny in order to maintain the balance of power. Two of Caesar's soldiers, Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo, thwart Pompey's plan and in the process, win the eternal gratitude of Caesar and the Julian clan, affording the two plebian officers an intimate view of the ruling class. The fates of Pullo and Vorenus become entwined with those of Caesar, Mark Antony, Cleopatra and the boy Octavian, a strange and awkward child who, by political guile and bloody force, will become the first emperor of Rome.

-taken from TV.com

It is interesting that throughout the movie, they portray some homosexual cultures during the ancient Roman days. There was a scene when the boy Octavian was in the brothel and he was presented with prostitutes both male and female. Not that I'm surprised by this, just surprised that they included the scene.

I drool everytime looking at the Roman men in the movie especially the actor acting as Mark Anthony. He's hot and adorable. Got lovely sculpted body and perky bubbly ass. Heheheh. Pity there's no homosexual sex scenes yet. Hehhehe. I'm just recalling the series Queer As Folk. I love that series.

I sometimes feel envy of the ancient times where homosexuality was accepted. In the East we have a documentation of The Cut Sleeve Emperor and to the West we have in Rome and Greece countless documentations of homosexual relations. Not to forget The Scarlet Band of Thebes, elite force formed exclusively of gay lovers. I feel proud being a gay man. I solute those gay men who died in the Scarlet Band.

I miss McDave...

He's in Thailand now, no doubt enjoying himself with his friends. How I wish I am there with him now...

-Live Long & Prosper

Perplexing Ass

C was over at my place in Central Queer or known as my room. Just random popping by as usual. Didn't do anything in particular, just chilling. Until he opened his blog to show me his post with a YouTube clip. I watched it, I got curious then I got confused...
I didn't know what I was confused about. I wouldn't be confused if I knew what I was confused about right? I love the song a lot. Its a great song and so catchy. Its a cross between Kylie Minogue and George Michael, both such a gay combo. Even Sam said its so me.

But I was still confused everytime I watch the video clip. A little something bugging the back of my head. It shook my fabulous queer foundation of being queer. I thought I was turning straight! Imagine that...

Today, I got back from work and I kept repeating the video clip. They call this addiction. Then it hit me. The video clip is hot, the song is brilliant and the asses. The asses~~~ Dem perfect bubble asses! I shall demonstrate how this confuses me.

Girls... (not interested)

Oooo perfect asses! (ogle)

Boobs... (not interested)

Asses! (ogle)

Girls... (not interested)

Asses! (ogle)

See my dilemma? Nice asses, I like then boobs, I don't like and both attached to one body... My penis was thinking, "To inflate or not to inflate?". Its so confusing like looking at a centaur for the very first time and trying to figure out what the heck is that.

I wonder if C intentionally put that YouTube to turn me straight.

Hmmm?

-Live Long & Prosper

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Look who I saw when I was watching TV the other day! Its Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The coach in Bend It Like Beckham. Awww. He's so hot, oh so charming and got the most stunning eyes.



I love him in this advertisement. He's just so hot in his black shirt, perfectly chiseled, manly jaws and his eyes are just gorgeous.

Funny thing was, I wanted to buy that fragrant and they had this beautiful bag to go with every RM200 and above purchase. Oh I do want to get it...

*praying to Father Christmas or Fairy Godfather

-Live Long & Prosper

The Booger Speakth

Guess who I bumped into in the lift while going for lunch? Its BOOGER~~~ And he's so adorable in his white and black stripe shirt. Even more adorable is his smile and laugh. He actually said hi to me first in the presence of another person. *gasp gasp fan fan We actually had some conversation or in the words of la faghag, "He can form sentences?".

It went like so:

Booger: Hi there. *smile with a huge grin
Me: Hello *cheerful tone amd press floor button
B: Oh you're going up... *grin
M: Yep. Going up. *grins back
B: I hate people going up to the higher floor. *looks at the wall and grumbled something more
M: *still grinning (he's talking to me!)
B: Yea. *grumble grumble grumble
M: *grin grin (awwww he's so cute and he's talking to me!)

Ding, my floor.

M: Well now you can go down. *grin smile (he's still so adorable)
B: *grins back

Yes I know what you guys would be thinking, "OMG he's a prick". No he's not... He's an adorable prick. Heheheh. Makes me wanna pinch his cheeks. Heheheh. Oh well. That's my booger for yea. An adorable booger.

Anyhow, went to have lunch with Leggie and la faghag in this little corner shop. It was a sumptuous lunch all thanks to Leggie's sudden craving and indecisive mind to order nasi lemak, che cheong fun (literally means pig's intestine but its not. its made of flour.) and yam cake. Well thanks to him, we had a taste of such delicious and mouthful of che cheong fun. I love it. Its huge and had so much ingredients in it. Yummy.

Just look at that nasi lemak. Yummy.

Here's the che cheong fun and yam cake.

-Live Long & Prosper

Penang Trip II

We had our lunch in De Kayu mamak stall which is famous for their nasi kandar though its super expensive for mamak food. It was ok, nothing fancy. I had nasi briyani, fried fish eggs and honey fried chicken. Yummy but it cost about RM10. Ouch...

RM40 per fish head for fish head curry...

Spent the first half of Saturday in Queen's Bay Mall, soon to be a posh place to stay and the houses are super expensive. You can say its Penang's version of Mid Valley Megamall though I don't think its as big as Mid Valley Megamall. Its quite a nice place to go shopping, window shopping and shopping for eye candies.

At first it was rather disappointing cause I couldn't spot any twinky boys but they slowly filled the place with em. I kinda like Penang boys and oh they're just so adorable. Plus points for Penang then. Good food and adorable boys.

We all did some shopping when we were there. I got a pink shirt, a khakis shorts and a pair of thongs (flip flops if you were wondering). I love my new outfit and I think I'm gonna need more tops from now on. This was the bad influence from la faghag for making me splurge just by flashing the pink shirt in front of me.

Even here in Penang, Lee Hom's advertisement covered the billboards. Well not all but I managed to get a few. Hehehe. I love his advertisements. Just look at them. He's so gorgeous.

Here is Lee Hom along the Penang Bridge.

Lee Hom in old part of town.

Lee Hom somewhere in Penang.

For dinner we went to a hawker center in Goodall. There was so much food everywhere and I had a headache trying to decide which to eat. So I just ordered fried kuay teow with cockles. Always a safe bet though a super unhealthy choice. Slender faghag ordered Yong Taufu soup and ikan bakar. They were absolutely delicious.

Besides the delicious food, I had my other serving of appetizers, main dishes and desserts. He is the crème de la crème of all that is what I call adorable twinks. He was wearing a brown t-shirt with torn jeans and both ears pierced with studs that makes him all the more adorable. Twin faghag and I were so into him. I think he noticed that I stared at him several times but I couldn't help myself. He is indeed the most adorable looking boy Penang could offer.

After dinner, we went to Batu Ferringhi. The faghags wanted to get dvds from there since it's dirt cheap. RM4 per dvd. That's amazing but since I've already splurged on my clothes, I didn't buy anything from there. There weren't many boys around as I hoped. Oh well.

We had to move to a hotel room from our service apartment. We got a two queen size bed and I had the pleasure to sleep with all my four faghags. It was quite an experience just sleeping with them. Heheheh. La faghag was the one sleeping next to me. I can feel the jealousy and envy brooding in all the straight guys that is going to read this post.

End of Part Two

-Live Long & Prosper

Food, Boy, GString

I dunno about you but I think Shrek Meal from McDonalds is a little scary... Its so green and green... The green is like a ectoplasm byproduct of Slimer from Ghostbusters. I ain't touching that thing with a ten feet, pink feathered covered in glitters pole. I do hope that JL and Leggie don't turn green by the end of the day.

I only got random things to talk about. I saw a perfectly adorable guy in Isetan KLCC today. He's just too, I don't know how to say it but he's just so adorable. Like the most adorable thing ever. Hahah. I can't make any sense but I guess you'll have to see it. So twink-ish, so adorable. You guys can find him in the kid's floor playing PlayDough. Making little cute cute figures. He's got talent I must say. I was too chicken to take a picture of him. I passed him twice just to get mental picture of him. I love my boys. :P

Actually I spotted him right after I rewarded myself with a pair of Renoma Senso GString. I was so tempted to get three pairs one Senso and two Mesh but I controlled myself. As William put it, "butt-floss"... Such statement hardly does a GString justice. GString for men is the best thing fashion industry has come up with after the pouch that is. Nothing can rival the ingenuity and sexiness of a pouch.

-Live Long& Prosper

The Battle of The Adonis

Just what I need early in the morning to start my day. A fight over who's the more adorable and handsome adonis with Kyle.

I think Wang Lee Hom is the most adorable of them all.

*drool drool Lee Hom

-Live Long & Prosper

My Idol

Guess who's my idol. Come come give it a go.

He's popular.

He's so good looking.

He's super fit and sculpted.

He's like *droooooool.

He's none other than WANG LEE HOM. *scream scream *giggle giggle

Heheh. I've been taking pictures of his advertisement for Celcom and he just looks so delicious and handsome. Awwww. Wang Lee Hom~~~ I've gotten four so far. There's one in KL Central that I've yet take.

This is taken in KLCC.

This is in Kepong.

This is on the way to Ikano.

This is in Wangsa Maju.

I dunno why... Maybe its because he's American Born Chinese and everything about him is just lovely. Heheheh.

Well I just adore him. Its like a super duper fat chance that I'll get to know him in person. I wonder if he's gay. Hmmmm.

-Live Long & Prosper

The Boys Are Out

It is the time of the year again. No, not people rushing to settle their income tax, it is the CLEO Bachelor. I had to bugged la faghag II for the website link. I googled it but nothing popped up. How can Google not give me crucial result such as this is beyond me. Anyhow, the overall selections were rather disappointing. They're just so bla... So passé.

But that's ok cause I found my several gems among hidden among them. I'm just gonna list the Top Three that I really like and its such a pity only three out of 50 bachelors. It was no contest really. Ok maybe the first one is a little bias but heck, its my pick after all.

The first one that I spotted was the Project Engineer in my company. Oh he's so cute... He truly is cute. Kawai~~~ Yes I was giggling so much on the phone with la faghag when I was talking to her on the phone. Giggle, giggle, giggle. Oh I'm even giggling right now as I write the post. Bachelor number 31 is him. I know several people really don't like him for his attitude but I can't help it. I'm blinded by him. He's super cute in my eyes.

Look he's so cute~~~ Ok I'm officially a stalker...

Next guy who really caught my attention is Bachelor number 36. Just look at his smile and that prominent eye brows. Just like a cute puppy that makes you wanna cuddle him. He looks so good in his read hoodie. Oh so cute. Just so cute. Like the male version of Little Red Riding Hood. I would love to be the wolf pretending to be his sick grandmother. Come to papa. :P

Another Cutie Pie and so adorable in that red hoodie.

Luck Bachelor number 17 is my next pick. I usually am attracted to guys with Oriental attributes like the pretty boy and fair skin, basically Eastern twinks. But this next one has a nice mixture of both East and West. He's like the British version of Wang Lee Hom. He's a McDreamy for me and I absolutely love his outfit. Shirt, hoodie and blazer on him makes me all wobbly on my knees. I wonder how he sounds like when he speaks.

McDreamy. Look into his eyes and be dazzled.

Those are my pick for this years Bachelors. Not many gems but they're perfect gems. Ahhh... Good looking men. Love men. Love them a lot. Kawai men~~~ Hmmm someone should make a yaoi out of these three kawai men.

Check em out the CLEO Bachelors yourself.

-Live Long & Prosper

J. P. Calderon

I was watching The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency Season Two for like the whole day today. I know this show was airing earlier this year but I only got around to it now. I love the show so much but pity it stopped at the ninth episode... I want more... More beautifully sculpted men to look at.

Well enough of ogling at adonis and drooling all over myself. J.P. Calderon was in Survivor and now in JDMA. I truly admire him (mostly his physique) and have tremendous respect for this man. There was one particular episode that hit home to me.

The Editor In Chief of Instinct Magazine, a magazine for gay people, wanted to feature JP on the cover page of their February Swimsuit edition. He specifically requested for JP but there was one catch. The model featured on the cover are only for gays who are out of the closet. Janice didn't know about him being gay or not but she had to approach JP about this huge offer.

Janice Dickinson: I have a client that wants to book you for Instinct Magazine but there's a catch, they have to use gay man on the cover. Would you be interested in doing this if you were a gay man or if you're not a gay man its really non of my business and I feel really awkward asking.

I can see JP was really uncomfortable at this point. He wasn't talking right. He kept mumbling, shivering and flipping the magazine randomly. Even Janice was stumped trying to comfort and guide JP.

JP Calderon: I'll do it but I guess I just don't want to give up like a sense of my masculinity.
JD: There's nothing wrong with your masculinity, JP.
JP: I don't want to be stereotyped negatively. I like being a man. I like to be...
JD: There's nothing wrong with that. Being a man is not being an athlete or big muscles. Its about being honest, it being a man having true convictions to yourself.

Some of the things he said in the show:

JP: You're scared of losing the people that are so close to you, being your best friends, your close friends and most importantly your family. And I just, I don't want to be considered a disappointment.

JP: I hate hating myself. That I truly hate myself. I truly don't like who I am and maybe this is my way of letting go and finding out who's going to accept me and finding out who's not.

JP: I'm just tired of living this facade of something that I am not and I just want to start living of something that I am.

I just thought I'd share with you guys out there. I am so proud of him and what an inspiration he is (again, his physique). Oh and this is the cover for the magazine. He's so cute and hot.

-Live Long & Prosper