The Five

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Five Golden Ring~~~ Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves and A partridge in a pear tree. Alright, it's not anywhere near Christmas but it's Christmas "T Minus One" Day. Good enough to start singing Christmas Carols.

But the disturbing fact is, malls have started selling Chinese New Year decorative and playing Chinese New Year songs. Christmas isn't even here yet and they just shove it aside? Poor Christmas. No matter, I'm flying back to KL tomorrow night arriving 10 minutes before Christmas ends. Sad I know but at least I'm back.

Christmas equates to parties and parties equates vices, lots of vices. As much as I would dearly love to share with my readers all my vices so that they can take full advantage of me, I'm just going to share five.

Uno: Stuffed Toys

Not just any stuffed toys. They must be absolutely adorable in my eyes and furs that won't fall. Fallen furs make me sneeze. A lot...

Dos: Underwear

Never seem to have enough of them to the point of I'm spoilt with options. Every morning will be spent matching underwear with outfit.

Tres: Electrical Gadgets

Any electronic gadgets that's portable, multi purpose and chic. Hence the emotional need for a SE Xperia.

Cuatro: Internet

The Internet is for porn. The Internet is for porn. Yes the Internet is for porn. Well maybe just a little or a lot depending on how you look at my Internet surfing behavior. Whatever the use, deviant or otherwise, I can't live without it. It's my life line.

Cinco: Youthful Looking Guys

Most of you may have noticed my preference in youthful looking guys say Lee Hom or some of the bloggers here itself (you know who you are). It's youthful looking guys and not younger guys. Age is not much of a factor just how a person looks. But of course this is purely for the pleasure viewing purposes.

So there, my five vices.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

And The Story Continues

Alexander The Gay decided that we should start a meme of a sort. Five sentences each starting with him. Interesting and let's see what happens by the end of this meme. Kinky story to come?

Alex:

It wasn't a dark and stormy night - that's really a clichéd beginning for a story. For Julien, it was bright enough to see the faint outline of Philip's naked body. Philip was sleeping soundly on the silk satin bedsheet, but Julien just couldn't even get his eyes closed on that full moon night. He was looking out the dusty windows, lightly holding the almost empty wine glass. Then, he caught a glimpse of a shadow... who was this stranger in the night?

Janvier:

Julien silently shut the window and kept in the shadows, to avoid being silhouetted in the moonlight. "Must get the job done quickly now," he thought while appreciating Philip's physique, "before he gets back." He downed the remains of the wine, then took out his garrotte.

Why do I always get the good-looking ones? he pondered as he got into bed, cradled Philip's head and slid the garrotte around Philip's neck. Then Julien yanked and Philip jerked awake, only to have Julien flip him facedown on the bed and pressed his body down on his, his face smothered by the pillow and Julien still strangling him, when the bedroom door slammed open.

Froggie:

Julien retreat off of the bed leaving Philip's lifeless body. Swiftly he reached for his shirt, knocking the wine glass off the side table. "What have you done?!!", a loud voice came from the door, "Not this one, not right here!!". Julien stood by the bed quiet as a mice, with his head hanging low. The light from the door shine into the dark room, as if spotlighted onto Philip's body while a shadow grew longer reaching the face of Philip.

Adrien:

But then it stopped. The creeping shadow halted, as if time stood still, and the approaching figures outside the door had frozen in place. Julien kept silent, his eyes and ears, vigilant, knowing that even the slightest of movements could trigger the shadows - the frozen figures that spoke of undesired calamity.

“For Hera’s sake, could you please keep that aside?! I strictly told you to refrain yourself from using the powerful one…Wait. He’s still in there. I can sense his energy. His fear. Even so, our beloved Phillip is far too devious to just play dead. Fine. Use it.”

It was a man, and he was not alone.

Bunny:

One of the men produced a verrrry suspicious-looking phallic instrument about 8 inches long which he flicked on. Brilliant white light shone forth from it to illuminate the scene at the bed but Julien wasn't anywhere in sight.

"I really wish you didn't bring that obscene looking flash light of yours here. Couldn't you be a little more serious about work?"

"Oh, don't bother about me and keep concentrating on finding him."

Lifebook:

"Just switch on light, dimwit!!"

Julien looked around him. Now he had to get a way out of the room, and it had to be quick before the guys found him. For the moment, jumping out from the windows was his only option.

After a minute of rummaging around, one of the guys managed to find the light switch.....

Me:

"I found it!" he said and flicked the switch but nothing happened. The light wouldn't turn on and both of them turned their attention to the faulty switch.

This was the diversion Julien has been waiting for. Swiftly, he sprinted fast and silently like a cat towards the opened window. It was freezing cold with winter winds but he had to get out of there.

Legolas is next!

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Right Here, Right Now

Yey, finally a meme to write. I miss doing memes and it has been ages since someone tagged me. Meme's are useful when there's nothing to blog for the day. Hahahha. Filler posts. Oh well. Here's the meme.

Right now, what's at the top of your "top 25" list on iTunes?

It is a tie between Sara Bareilles - Love Song and Hairspray - Miss Baltimore Crabs.

Right now, what's the first thing on your "to do" list for today?

Check on my torrent download for Sex and The City Season 3 and 4.

Right now, what are you thinking about having for your next meal?

I have a sudden craving for "bak kut teh"... Someone please feed me "bak kut teh"~~~

Right now, what other applications are running on your PC as you do this meme?

iTunes of course. Then uTorrent for my torrent downloads. MSN and GTalk running at the back.

Right now, name 5 people you think will respond to this Meme if you tagged them?

I'm tagging girls this time. I'm amazed I have more than five gals in my blogroll!

Aronil
Ohkulala
Min Li
Miss Porcinus May
Roe Seann

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

What Is Your Song?

When La Faghag heard of this meme that I have to do, she was laughing her head off and said, "You are so screwed man...". Thanks for the vote of confidence love. Love you too. Well she was reffering to my limited repertoire when it comes to music knowledge.

Oh and thanks to Crazy Sam for the tag.

Rules of the tag: Various situations are given. You have to come up with a song (or a couple) that aptly describe those situations in YOUR life.

Opening Credits

They say the eyes are window to the soul. I say music is the window to the soul. Play it on your speakerphone and show the world who you truely are.

Kylie Minogue - Speakerphone

Waking Up

Everyday I wake up to the morning sun, wondering what will I do. The possibilities are endless. Que Sera Sera, whatever will be will be indeed.

Pink Martini - Que Sera Sera

Average Day

Everyday is a happy day and a happy day is a rainy day. Sitting down by the window and enjoying the view. Let's sing in the rain like we do when we were kids. Just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again.

Jamie Cullum - Singing In The Rain

First Date

My first date wasn't quite where I dremt it would be. Always had a thing for little French Cafes. None the less, that never stopped me from dreaming it.

Paris Combo - Fibre de Verre

Falling in Love

I remember what's it like to fall in love eventhough it seems like a distant past. The feeling of falling in love someone to be with. No one, no one, no one. Can get in the way of what I'm feeling. Come what may...

Alicia Keys - No One



Moulin Rouge OST - Come What May

Love Scene

There's something about candle lit dimmed room that brings out the feeling of romance, love and lust. I kiss you on the lips and take a moment to look at you. Look at your face, look into your eyes and I see the look of love.

Diana Krall - The Look Of Love

Fight Scene

Fights are fascinating to spectate especially between lovers. Look pass the anger and the rage and you'll see the undying love and the passion for each other.

Juno Reactor - Teahouse

Breaking Up

I think of McDave when I listen to this song. The good times and the break-ups. I love him so much but as fate would have it, we weren't meant to be with each other. He's such a beautiful disaster.

Kelly Clarson - Beautiful Disaster

Getting Back Together

I was madly in love with McDave. So much so, I asked for a second chance to give the relationship another try when it was first called off. The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me so why can't you forgive me?

Juno OST - Anyone Else But You

Secret Love

Two people secretly in love with each other but both timid to make the first move. So they waltz around each other, singing to each other love songs while stealing every accidental glances.

Jay Chou - Wu Ding

Life's Okay

If life is translated into flavours, then its a buffet of all the world's cuisine. Embrace the sweet, the salty, the sour and the bitter of life. Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, its life.

The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony

Mental Breakdown

Everyone has his dark moments and me included. It is a very dark and brooding place to be. Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders.

Sweeney Todd OST - Epiphany

Driving

I don't have a car to speak of but I do fancy driving. I dream of speeding along the highway in my Mini Cooper but for now, I'll settle with La Faghag's ride. I need a faster car...

Keith Urban - Faster Car

Learning a Lesson

Everyone is always in such a rush. How are we to learn all there's to learn if we don't slow down and take a look around? Easy now, hush love hush, don't distress yourself what's your rush? keep your thoughts nice and lush, wait.

Sweeney Todd OST - Wait

Deep Thought

Gazing into blank space, drifting about on the strong currents of deep thoughts, randomly without destination. But nothing in the world is random. Just as random as the notes in scores of a music piece. Observe how a pianist makes sense of it all when he presses the keys on his piano.

Christopher Peacock - Canon In D

Flashback

I think of my previous lovers from time to time. Think of the happy times we spent together. The good memories we forged. Always when I look back and there you'll be.

Faith Hill - There You'll Be

Partying

Dancing on the dancefloor, releasing my inhibitions and be free. Nothing else mattered. Its only me, the music and you. Slow down and dance with me, yea, slow. Skip a beat and move with my body, yea, slow.

Kylie Minogue - Slow

Happy Dance

Let's take the dancing up a notch. Forget everything and enjoy the rhythm. Listen to the saxophone. Follow me, and let's go, to the place where we belong and leave our troubles at home.

Alex Gaudino - Destination Calabria

Regretting

I have had my fair share of regrets. Things I wish I could have done differently but its now it remains as memories. It is too late to do anything now. Oh, nobody's ever gonna love me like she (he) loved me.

Keith Urban - Stupid Boy

Long Night Alone

As I prepare myself to go to bed, the coolness and the quiteness of the night creep in. Something is terribly missing. The warmth of your body, the scent that is you and the sound of your beating heart. So I lay in bed, alone, and wait for dreamland to come.

你不再 当我最需要爱 你却不在。

Wang Lee Hom - Ni Bu Zhai

Death Scene

Death is the final destination for all. Everyday, we play a game of hide and seek with Death but sooner or later, he'll catch you. Dust to dust they say.

Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek

Closing Credits

Here we are, at the end of this meme. I have shown you bits and pieces of my soul through the music which you've listened to. The naked me.

Madonna - Time Stood Still

I'm pretty sure the whole universe is against me studying for my exams! Bloody hell, don't I get a moment of peace trying to study? Oh well, now that its done I'll just have to make up for that lost time I spent for this meme.

One good thing came out from this though, now my ITune is all pretty and neat with all my albums properly labeled and sorted. Nice! And I truely enjoyed writing this post and I hope you enjoyed reading and listening to it too.

And now tagged, you're it time.

Chira
Shira Chan
Ohkulala
Calvin
The Ugly Submarine
C
Li Tim Koh

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Super Short Meme

Look at this meme. Probably the shortest meme ever though quite amusing I must say. I found it here. So this is what you're suppose to do.

Pick up the nearest book (at least 123 pages).
Turn to page 123.
Find the 5th sentence.
Post the 5th sentence.
Tag 5 people.

So here's mine from The Catcher in The Rye.

In a way, it was sort of depressing, too, because you kept wondering what the hell would happen to all of them.

Sam
DaoHui
Bong
Janvier
William

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

My Candyman

I am officially sick of MS Word. Not because MS Word sucks. Oh no, I heart my MS Word 2007. I've been doing it for the whole day now and I'm now sick of doing word processing! Reports after reports, endless papertrails. Well technically its only one report but so many documents were opened everywhere!

Tired...

On to today's post then.

My psychotic, deranged and fruitcake of a junior, ChiRa, has bugged me to do her meme despite the fact that I wasn't TAGGED! Well I shall entertain her demand. Though I think the meme is unfair to me. I appreciate male body more than female body.

Compose a list of your top ten sexiest famous men (if you're a girl) or women (if you're a guy).

Like what do I do now?!

I'll do what I do best, list down my boys/men.

Number 10

This pretty boy's name is Zac Efron. First spotted from High School Musical (which I still have not watch) but was only known to me in Hairspray. I like him because he's young (my age!) and he's got a lovely pair of blue eyes to go with his twinkie looks. Not to mention, hawt body for a person who's the SAME AGE as ME! So unfair...

Number 9

Good day mate! Curtis Stone, possibly the hawtest looking cook this century. He's got the looks, flirtatious charm, endearing Aussie accent and the skills in the kitchen. If I ever get caught in his show Take Home Chef, I will faint and he'll catch me in his strong, skillful and able arms (swoons). FYI, he's still single.

Number 8

Tell me who won't love him for his role in Moulin Rouge? If you don't, you've got no heart you hear! Kidding. I sold my soul the moment I saw him in Moulin Rouge. Such a romantic love story and he portrayed the character really well. Oh and he sings! Once again in Down With Love, he totally stole the spotlight from all the other characters especially the scene when he rips his shirt open and the buttons were flying everywhere. SO HAWT!

Number 7

This man has the most charming smile ever! If you ever want to hire a host for a show and get record breaking ratings, get James Marsden. His charming smile did its wonders on me when I was watching him in Hairspray. Yes I was captivated by his smiles. Oh and he was a Versace model too!

Number 6

Flame On! Yummy and hunky-licious Chris Evans makes it to number 6 in my list for obvious reasons. He's hawt. He's very hawt. He's supernova hawt! And he's got this mischievous boyish look. Oh and his hawt body too. He can spontanously combust my clothes anytime.

Number 5

From the moment I saw him in Las Vegas, I am addicted to him. Josh Duhamel is yummy-licious! Very handsome man, perfectly sculpted body, almost Greek mythology like and I am envious of his hair! Physically, everything about him is so perfect! Very hawt. I like. Dem you Fergie!

Number 4

Jonathan Rhys Meyers stands on number 4 in my list of sexiest famous men. This Irish man is uber hawt and uber sexy and his Irish accent makes my knees go weak. He melts my heart everytime I see him on the silverscreen. I especially love his performance in Match Point and now I'm itching to watch him in The Tudors. My Irish knight in shining armor. I just love the way he speaks and the accent is so entrancing. Irish accent spells SEXY!

Number 3

Ah Daniel Wu. I absolutely love Daniel Wu. I dub him, "Asian Perfection". Smooth and nicely toned body, he is my favourite Asian superstar. I fell in love with him when I saw him in Bishōnen. Any hawt guy who acted as a gay character gets my approval right away. I love his body, very typically Asian. Slender and lean. I also adore his youthful looks. I like.

Number 2

I'm sure everyone has seen this Biotherm ad campaign. Takashi Kaneshiro another "Asian Perfection", is a highly talented actor/model. He speaks Mandarin, Japanese and English fluently!. I am swooned by people who can speak well in English and I'd just die if he can speak Mandarin and Japanese! Look at the photo. See how alluring the gaze of his eyes are? This is what I call F.I.E.R.C.E! Everything about him screams HAWT! So hawt, he's sizzling!

Number 1

And number one in my list of sexiest famous men, Wang Lee Hom! He is super handsome, has a hawt built and toned body and very talented in music. A guy who plays the violin is enough to make me fall for him. A guy who plays the violin, looks like Lee Hom and built and toned, I'd sell my soul to the Devil himself just to be with him. To me, he's perfect! Good looks, talented, real hawt and real sexy! Yes I am obsessed with him.

With my top ten finally done (took me TWO days!), I shall tag the following:

Azzuro (something tells me Daniel Henny is in the list)
Dr. Paul (Chris Evans is in the list too I bet)
Alex (I know Ryan Carnes is in your list)
Sam (hmmm not sure who'd be in your list)
Ohkulala (I'd like to know who makes it in your list)

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Queer-Chelor

I reckon CLEO's Bachelor needs a reselection! Thanks to Sam who started this fabulous meme. So here goes me!

Bachelor No: 69

Name: Queer Ranter

Occupation: Soon to be a fabulous Chemical Engineer

Age: 23

Zodiac: Taurus

Fave Hangout: KLCC, Pavillion, Mid Valley and The Curve

Talent: Flashing, cam whoring, shopping, sex, sex and more sex and irrelevant illogical deductions

Three Things You Can't Live Without.
I absolutely can't live without my stuffed toys! I heart Rat rat, Pink Lion, Moo moo, Teddy and Sharkie. I love them so much. Item two is my kinky underwear. Can't live without them especially my g-strings. Sexy, kinky g-strings. Finally, I can't live without my contacts. I absolutely love wearing contacts.

What is the sweetest thing a guy has done for you?
I received a surprised Valentine's gift from McDave eventhough he's in KL and I'm in Notroh Woods. So very sweet of him.

The most daredevil thing I’ve ever done is...
Making out with McDave in a mall only to be almost discovered by the guard!

What’s one thing you’re glad you’ve outgrown?
Glad that I've outgrown not owning a pair of jeans.

Your biggest mistake is...
Not realising I'm queer sooner.

Which actor would play you in a movie about your life?
Ewan McGregor! I can so totally relate to him in Moulin Rouge (such morbid movie I know...).

Why do men...
Have to look so hawt until it makes me drool and feel so unpretty?

If you were a product, how would your advertising campaign read?
Feeling queer? Have some Queer Ranter. I'll give yea some TLC.

VOTE FOR ME!

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Multiply My Meme!

Thanks Calvin for the meme and so sorry for forgetting about the meme. Too many things going on at the moment. I'm going through a drought period for blog posts these days, so here goes.

1 Which feature do you zoom in on when you meet a guy for the first time?
His face then down to his toes. You'd be surprise with the amount details I can gather with just one glance from head to toe.

2. Who is your role model?
Oddly, I don't have one. Can't I just say all the beautiful male models?

3. What's the healthiest thing you would eat among sushi, salad and sandwich?
Sushi definitely! Unlimited sashimi! Sake! But who's gonna pay for the bill?

4. Which movie you can watch again and again?
The Devil Wears Prada. I know every bloody lines and every bloody clothes! This definitely screams queer!

5. Three gadgets that you can't live without?
Computer, my K800i and PSP.

6. What is your most annoying habit?
I talk faster than I think. Most of the time its harmless and hilarious.

7. What's one thing you're glad you've outgrown?
Liking girls. Heheheh.

8. I get nervous when...
When I'm in the spotlight in front of the crowd but I enjoy being in the spotlight.

9. My biggest fear is...
I'm not sure what my biggest fear is... To me fear is just a state of mind.

10. The best thing I've done for myself is...
Swimming in the afternoons for workout and tanning session! I'm in better shape now and my tan makes me all smoking hawt (well on my way to be the hawt tanned twink)! Maybe I should work hard on getting swimmer's built and nominate myself to be one of CLEO's 50 Bachelors.

11. Pass this meme to 5 people.
Azzuro
Janvier
C
Fable Frog
Ohkulala

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Meme Anyone?

Here I am in front of the computer all wrapped up in my comforter typing this post. Its an unusually cold night tonight. Must be the rain but I'm not complaining. I prefer cold to hot anytime.

Been ages since I last did a meme. Courtesy of Slender Faghag, she tagged me with this.

1. Beer: Beer gut!
2. McDonalds: Spicy Chicken McDeluxe and Fries!
3. Relationships: Sure is tough but rewarding.
4. Purple: Love it. I don't have any shirt of that colour yet though...
5. Power Rangers: Blue ranger. Billy was hawt back then.
6. Weed: Wanna smoke some bong?
7. Steroids: Never had them before.
8. Cartoons: The Pinky and The Brain!
9. The President: Weren't they a band?
10. Tupperware: Every housewives solution to food storage.
11. Florida: Sunny beach and toned hot guys!
12. Santa Claus: He's not real!?
13. Halloween: Sounds like a fun party!
14. Alice: Alice in Wonderland, tumbling down the rabbit hole.
15. Grammar: Mind Your Language! Love that show. Still cracks me up watching it today.
16: MySpace: Don't have one. Don't see the fuss to get one either.
17. Clowns: IT, very scary...
18. Marriage: Definitely and there'll be a party with naked handsome waiters to boot!
19. Paris: Eiffel Tower and Arc de Triomphe.
20. Pussy: Ewwww!
21. Redheads: Never seen them in real life.
22. Blondes: They have some appeal, blonde hair and blue eyes.
23. Pass The: Dildo and lub.
24. One Night Stand: Haven't had them. Wonder what's it like...
25. Donald Trump: Can he be my sugar daddy?
26. Neverland: How I wish.
27. Dixie: Dixie Chicks!
28. Vanilla Ice Cream: As topping for puddings!
29. Hooters: They remind me of boobs... No thanks...
30. High School Musical: Zach Effron! Hawt hawt hawt!
31. Pajamas: Don't wear them. I prefer to sleep nude.
32. Woody: Every morning!
33. Wet Socks: Ewww...
35. Love: Love Actually. Lovely movie.

I shan't tag anyone in particular (just lazy to think who to tag...) but its open to anyone who's interested.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Prosperous Meme

Guess what? I found another meme to do! I think its kinda fun and also very "fatt" for the blog. I'm sure Lillian Too will agree. Snagged it from SultanaBlog while I was blog hopping. I heart memes and PSP too.

8 Things I Am Passionate About

1. My boyfriend
   
2. Sex with la boyfriend
   
3. My blog
4. My friends
5. Reading
6. Play Station Portable
7. Being gay
8. Clothes, lots of clothes
   

8 Things I Want to Do Before I Die

1. Wedding photoshoot
2. A wedding reception by the sea or a nice garden
3. Live in a nice condo in the city with my love
4. Grow old with my love
   
5. Travel round the world with my love
6. Ride all the rollercoasters in the world
   
7. Sample food from round the world
8. Sample alcoholic beverages from around the world
   

8 Things I Say Often

1. Like hello...
2. Duh...
3. OMG...
4. Tamade...
5. You know what...
6. I wanna wank...
7. Rat rat...
8. He's so cute!
   

8 Books I’ve Read Recently

1. Tuesday's With Morrie - Mitch Albom
   
2. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
   
3. The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
   
4. Blink - Malcom Gladwell
   
5. A Short History of Nearly Everything
6. God Delusion - Richard Dawkins
   
7. Queer Eye for The Straight Guy
8. The Velvet Rage - Alan Downs
   

8 Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over

1. 周杰伦 - 牛仔很忙
2. 周杰伦 - 彩虹
3. 周杰伦 - 菊花台
4. 王力宏 - 大城小爱
5. 王力宏 - 落 葉 歸 根
6. Feist - 1 2 3 4
7. Enrique Iglesias - Ping Pong Song
8. Beyonce - Irreplaceable
   

8 Things that Attract Me to My Best Friends

1. Sense of humour
2. Outgoing
3. Kind hearted
4. Talkative
5. Open minded
6. Fun people
7. Reliable
8. Caring

8 People Who Should Totally Do This Meme

1. McDave (love you lots)
2. Bong (since you have nothing else to do)
3. Jason Jr (no work bugger...)
4. Alex (its been awhile since I tagged you)
5. Adrien (tagged, your it)
6. William (PSP, PSP, PSP!)
7. Sam (PSP, PSP, PSP too)
8. Janvier (you were in my nightmare...)
   

-Live Long & Prosper

Inspector Gadget

Another meme to fill up my blog post. Seeing that I have my first exam paper tomorrow, I've been locking myself in my room studying/chatting/surfing/GT-ing. Hence, the lack of interesting happenings.

Meme time!

What's the latest gadget you bought?
Sony Ericsson k800i. Which was early of this year... That's sad. I want more gadget!

What's the first gadget you own?
My computer. I want to upgrade my computer... I want a widescreen for my little baby.

What's the most expensive gadget you own?
My computer.

What's the gadget you want to buy next?
I haven't decided yet.

Do you follow the updates of the latest gadgets in the market?
Not anymore. Don't know why. Guess my gadget list got superseded by fashion and kinky underwear.

What brand do you trust for handphone, camera, computer?
Handphone: Sony Ericsson
Camera: Olympus
Computer: My own specifications

Now tag 5 bloggers to do this meme.
The lucky ones are McDave, C, Janvier, Samantha & William.

-Live Long & Prosper

Grapevine

Yet again another meme! This time is Jason who tagged me. He's forever tagging me with stuff like this. I wonder if he's hitting on me. Hehehhe. Nice to get my ego stroked once in awhile. Ego is not the only thing that can be stroked.

Meme time.

Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Rat rat and the gang.

What were you doing at 0800?
Was doing my plant design project. Finally over!

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Chatting with JL, JY and Brian.

What happened to you in 2006?
I met the love of my life, McDave.

What was the last thing you said out loud?
Ah fuck this project!

How many beverages did you have today?
One. Mizu. 水. Water.

What color is your hairbrush?
Hairbrushs are for girls with long hair. I don't have long hair... Or I can be Rapunzle and keep a very long hair! Must stroke it with the hairbrush a 100 times every night.

What was the last thing you paid for?
Nasi lemak kukus for dinner!

Where were you last night?
In campus, like every other nights.

What color is your front door?
Beige. How boring...

Where do you keep your change?
I got a mesh coin bag. So fabulous.

What’s the weather like today?
Sun is freaking bright! Woke me up from my sleep, AGAIN!

What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Baskin Robbin's Peanutbutter Chocolate.

What excites you?
Many things excites me.

Do you want to cut your hair?
I sure do. Cherry! My Cherry Blossom Tree~~~

Are you over the age of 25?
Nope. Haven't reached the big TWO FIVE yet.

Do you talk a lot?
I do. You'd wish I shut up sometimes if not all the time. Heheheh.

Do you watch the O.C.?
Used to but it gotten too bimbo ish.

Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yes I do and a cute one at that.

Do you make up your own words?
I do. Ridiculous ones too but I can't seem to remember any now...

Are you a jealous person?
I dunno...

Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
So many to choose from... Alvin?

Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kevin. Ah another cutie pie too.

Who’s the first person on your received call list?
My fagstag.

What does the last text message you received say?
Something about lunch from McDave.

Do you chew on your straw?
Guilty on all accounts.

Do you have curly hair?
I got wavy hair... I want straight hair!

Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Civilization. Out of the jungle!

Who’s the rudest person in your life?
A short, ill mannered, loud, obnoxious, SOB from Muar classmate.

What was the last thing you ate?
Nasi lemak kukus with cockle sambal, chicken, fried egg and cucumber.

Will you get married in the future?
Oh I'd love to.

What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Knocked Up. Really good movie.

Is there anyone you like right now?
Of course I do. Many many. Heheheh. Kidding. Just McDave.

When was the last time you did the dishes?
Yesterday...

Are you currently depressed?
This is so random... Nope.

Did you cry today?
If shedding a tear while yawning considered as crying. Otherwise no.

Why did you answer and post this?
I have no idea... Wait till I get my hands on Jason.

Tag 5 people who would do this survey…

1. McDave (love you lots)
   
2. Samantha (clubbing newbie :P)
3. JL (cause you made me lose my stiffy...)
4. Brian (you owe me feast!)
   
5. Aryaduta (for all the skanky questions you posted)
   

-Live Long & Prosper

The Mother Load Reply

Guess the meme didn't go off like a wild bush fire but oh well. Hehehe. Now I shall unveil the answers. Skanky answers I might add. So here goes.

Silentside - Kinkiest things I've done with McDave

We made out in the mall before. That's kinky right? Hahah. Well let see. We've tried ice and that was tonnes of fun. Then of course the wonder mint, Eclipse mints and the occasional blind folding.

Sam - Wildest sex I had

The wildest sex I had was when McDave and I were in Genting. Why go to the theme park while we can have fun in the room and moan our lungs out eh?

C - Last straw that made me gay?

Don't think there was one to begin with. Like you said when I came out to you, "Its about freaking time".

Aryaduta - Spit or Swallow?

How about not entering my mouth at all. I can't stand the smell nor taste.

Aryaduta - Fingering when jerk off?

Not really. Too messy with lubricants and all.

Aryaduta - Golden Shower?

Hmmm no thanks.

Aryaduta - How many people I had sex with?

Two. My ex and my current. I'm a good boy you see. Hehehhe.

Aryaduta - How often do I jerk off?

As often as I feel like it though there's an exponential relationship between frequency and stress level.

So there you go. Now you know me.

-Live Long & Prosper

The Mother Load of Meme

Some memes are interesting, some memes are just downright boring but this meme is something else entirely. It is the mother of all memes crafted by the mad gaytist (gay scientist), Sam.

The meme goes like this. Readers can leave comments asking any questions, dark dark secrets and unknown scandals and I will answer them truthfully (scout's honour). But in return, you have to do the same meme in your blog post.

Sounds simple enough but dare you try it?

-Live Long & Prosper

Meme Five Meme

This guy sure have some balls. First spam my chatbox and now tagged me with a meme! I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Thank you! Nice short meme too. I have updates to write but I'm exhausted...

On with the meme.

Tissue or handkerchief?
Tissue. I don't have space for handkerchief in my pockets and I don't want to put my handkerchief in my manbag either.

Shoes or sneakers?
Leather shoes with heels. I could use the height and I love the sound of my shoes hitting the floor.

Collar-shirt or T-shirt?
Both I guess. I have equal amount of both of them.

Brief or boxer?
How about all three? Brief, boxer and nothing.

Pants or khakis?
I don't own khakis anymore. Its jeans all the way for me. I love to wear pants but I can't wear that to class...

Fast food or restaurant/kopitiam?
Restaurant/kopitiam. Good food, good service and good company is all I'm asking.

Horror or fantasy movie?
Fantasy for me though I don't mind watching horror once in a while.

Genki Sushi or Sushi King?
Genki Sushi. I miss eating sushi...

Pavilion or The Gardens?
I like The Gardens better cause they've got a shop filled with LEGOs!

Five people:

1. McDave (ooops I did it again)
   
2. Janvier (see now you're a whole person)
3. Jason Jr (additional bday pressie)
4. Alex (something for you to do at "work")
5. Drownedglass (been awhile since I last tagged you)
   

-Live Long & Prosper

24

It's time for another meme! Fun fun meme. They don't do much but they sure are fun to do. So here goes meme! Oh gosh, I sound like I'm on crack...

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was with McDave. I miss him much.

2. I am listening to Lee Hom and Jay Chau. I heart them both!

3. I talk loudly and skankily.

4. I love kinky underwear, stuffed toys and McDave.

5. My best friends are my faghags, fagstags and my blogger friends.

6. My car is a Mini Cooper tucked away in my dream.

7. My love life is fun and exciting.

8. I hate it when people ask stupid questions and I have to repeat myself in a text chat.

9. Love is when you accept a person for who he is and for who he is not.

10. Marriage is such a beautiful ceremony.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking, "how do I spice up my sex life".

12. I'm always horny and thinking about sex.

13. I have a secret cheesy crush on... If I tell you, then it would no longer be a secret cheesy crush now would it?

14. My cell phone K810i. My very first phone that I own and bought by myself.

15. When I wake up in the morning, I always I turn on my monitor and check my mails.

16. When I go to bed at night, I will kiss all my stuffed toys and tuck them properly next to me. Then call McDave to wish him good night.

17. Right now I am thinking about McDave and a bunch of unfinished projects due next week.

18. Babies are so adorable!

19. I get on MySpace and I can't login cause I don't have an account.

20. Today I am going to Tanjung Rambutan for a tour as part of my Malaysian Studies project.

21. Tonight I will be busy watching porn since my roommie will be away.

22. Tomorrow I will start working my ass off for the projects.

23. I really want to go back to bed...

24. Someone that will most likely repost are:

• C (its a deliberate attempt to radiate you in gaydiation)
• Ryan (first person I chatted with this morning)
• McDave (cause I love you)
• William (you have a larger underwear collection than me)
• Bong (I know you want to)
  

-Live Long & Prosper

Desktop Meme

Now that I'm done backposting my posts, I can get back on track with current posts. Today's post will be about my desktop. Not like there's much to talk about as you will see.

Tadaa. My desktop.

Desktop.

The guy in my desktop is Ultimate Twink. I think I'm obsessed with him. Hahhaa. Well not really. I really like his built. Lean, thin twinks. I hear Cherry has similar body build too. I can't really tell since he only wears black.

Anyhow, I like to keep my desktop clean. I'm a minimalist when it comes to my desktop. I use Object Desktop for some of my shortcuts but not many.

What does your desktop look like?

-Live Long & Prosper

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Yey~~~ Another meme to blog! Dunno why but I just love doing memes. Today's meme is brought to you by Janvier, who tagged me eons ago. Might as well get on it before this post dusts in my draft folder.

So happy thoughts meme.

The most memorable happy thought I can recall is giving McDave a surprise visit back when he was working in Shah Alam which I blogged about last year in this post. I can still remember his facial expression when I told him I was in front of his shop with Kim Gary's French Toast.

Can't believe its been 16 months plus already since we started this relationship. Lovely times.

Another happy thought is getting my very own personal computer. It was when I was 15 and my dad agreed on getting me a computer. I couldn't sleep the night before the computer was due to arrive. So I stayed up and watched tv until I fell asleep.

None of us were computer savvy so the first computer I had sucked big time. It was overpriced for a mediocre system. I know better now and plus I have computer savvy friends to do the buying for me if I need to get something.

For once, I shall spare bloggers from being memed by this meme.

See I'm kind after all. Heheheh.

-Live Long & Prosper

生日 Meme

Yey, I'm saved by another meme courtesy of Bibik Nyonya. This time is happy birthday thinggi related. I love memes. Don't you? Saves me time to think something up and memes can be super interesting.

When is your birthday?

24 April 1985. A Wednesday.

How old are you now?

9.10.2007 - 24.4.1985 which gives 22 years, 5 months, 16 days.

Where were you born?

I was born in Kuantan believe it or not. I had such ulufied beginings and now I'm stucked in an ulufied university...

When did you first celebrated your birthday?

When I was a year old (not that I could remember). My parents have this ancient photo of cute little me and back in the days where I can go roaming around nude. Anyways, they had this thing where a list of items were laid on the table and I was suppose to take them one by one. Each item symbolises my future or something like that. I took a KFC drumstick... I wonder what that meant.

When will you next birthday be?

6 months, 16 days to go.

Do you remember getting birthday presents on your birthdays?

I'm not really fussed about it (doesn't mean you guys can skip pressies on my birthdays) so no, I don't keep track. My fav pressie is BodyShop incense burner and Pink Lion.

What are the 3 things you want for your upcoming birthday?

Listen up sugar daddies.

W880i

I love this phone from the moment I saw it. Its so sleek, so chic and pretty. I want!

IPOD

160 GB of entertainment in one little thing! Awesome man. So, pretty please get me one?

MacBook

This is the finest laptop ever! So slim and matt material coated as well. Very pretty. Its such an attention grabber and fits really well with my attention seeking cravings.

What kind of presents you want for your birthday?

Like I said, I'm not fussed. Though I would love to get more skanky underwears. Can never have enough of them.

Who would you like to celebrate your birthday with?

All my fellow fag and non-fag friends of course!

How do you want to celebrate your birthday?

A little gathering in a restaurant that doesn't chase us away will just do. Nothing like catching/gossip session after meal eh? Perhaps we can conclude it with karaoke and mahjong session!

People to tag cause I love you all:

1. McDave (cause I love you)
   
2. Sam (see I remembered to tag you this time)
3. William (cause you just celebrated yours)
4. DrownedGlass (saved you from another post?)
5. Conan (just because...)
   
6. Jason & Janvier (cause both of you attended one without me...)
   
7. William/Bill (greetings from us Malaysians)
8. Aryaduta (cause you've got a fag neighbour)
   

-Live Long & Prosper

High School Meme

Gone were the high school days though I don't miss it. I like my life now and I'll love it when I'm out of the Notroh Woods. Back then I wasn't fabulous or chic. A true fairy tale of the ugly duckling. Hahah, ya right.

Anyhow, here's the meme.

What's your favourite subject(s)?
Biology and Chemistry.

Who's your favourite teacher?
My Additional Math teacher. He says the darnest thing. "Don't just sit there and shake your balls. Do your work."

What's your worst subject?
Physics. Odd considering I'm doing engineering course.

Did you sit beside a boy or a girl?
Boy who was C.

Did you hold any position in school?
Head Prefect. Muahahahaha.

Is your school a co-ed or all-boys school?
Co-ed.

Did you represent your school in any competition?
Nope. Not that smart.

How did you go to school?
The big yellow school bus.

Do you still keep in touch with your school mates all these years?
Yep but only a handful of them.

Did you study Form 6?
I think I would have died if I did.

Alright here are the victims for this meme.

1. McDave
2. William
3. Jason
4. Janvier
5. Adik
6. C
7. Ryan
8. Bibik
9. JL & JY
   
10. Drowned Glass
    

-Live Long & Prosper