The Intern

Just as I thought time flies really fast when I was in campus, time flies even faster when I'm working, Warp 9.9. I can't really believe that its the end of my third week and I'm going to start my fourth week on Tuesday. I'm really liking the change of pace from studying.

Despite what Leggie says, I love the Quality Assurance Department. Though it looks kinda sad from outside cause there's only five permanent employees of which one is away for maternity leave and another missing one. With the five of us in the department there's three gals, two guys and one gay. We, the interns (two of us, me and FLS), and the other two gals are quite close. They are the one who bring us around for errands and teach us how to do things. Not to mention the endless session of gossiping and mocking each other. Heheh.

My typical day involves spending most of the time in lifts while FSL sits in her cubicle most of the time doing paperwork but starting next week, she'll be working with a Middle-Eastern cute/kinda hot looking guy. Bitch... Anyhow, I go around the floors and look for people for various things. Maybe I should take the stairs and maybe, just maybe I can achieve my Golden Ass, Brad Pitt's ass (*drooool). Come to think of it, McDave is well on his way there. Perky ass. :P

Everyday, I'll wake up at six in the morning to get ready myself for the day. It takes me about an hour to get ready in the morning. Talk about vain eh? I'm not a morning person you see and I'm missing my nightlife. Hehheh, your definition of nightlife is very much different from mine but yea just sleeping late generally. I'm getting used to waking up early and I'm slowly sleeping later. Hope I will have enough energy for night activities with McDave (LOL).

There are a number of cute/good looking guys around the company. Not sure if they're gay cause my Gaydar at the moment sucks and out of calibration. To me all girls are gay. Its true, no? Help me calibrate~~~

It seems that everyone thinks I'm FLS's BF. Hehehe. That's so funny. Poor girl, she's not getting herself a boyfriend soon with me buzzing around her like a fly as her BF. I just play along with the BF thing. Very amusing. Poor girl, first I tell my gay friends she's a lesbian, now I'm her BF. Hehhee. I'm glad that she's in my department. We give ourselves a sense of security of a sort in an unfamiliar grounds and also she's such a doll.

-Live Long & Prosper

2 comments:

Sam said...

Gaydar calibration is easy. Get someone to continuously point out to you who's gay and who's not and you'll get better at it. Trust me. It works.

Alex said...

If you're training at my department, I will torture you :P Hahahaha....