The Perfect Children

Watching Glee made me thought of something. The geek, nerdy, self centered and annoying Rachel Berry got me thinking. Honestly of all the characters, it had to be the one that I will strangle if I meet her in real life... Either way, it got me thinking about the perfect children born into a family of two gay dads.

What would they look like?

What would they be like in school?

What would they be when they grow up?

Que Sera Sera indeed.

The few things I do know that I want are their sex, school activities and list of careers not to take.

First, I prefer having boys. Very "little-soccer-team" family I know but I think having girls will give a load of headache especially when swarm of boys circling around her and high chance of her ending up a spinster. Good quality boys are an endangered species. They are sparse and they are highly probably gay. I would probably the terrifying dad when it comes to meeting my daughter's boyfriend. Every details about him will be scrutinized! So no girls for me or maximum one will do.

The boys will also excel academically along with sports, music, arts and literature. They can have their choice sport they like. Soccer, swimming, ice skating or fencing, whatever to keep them active, healthy and fit. I have always love listening to orchestras and now I can have live performance with my boys mastering strings, brass, percussions and woodwinds. Then to top it off, arts and literature. Be involve in drama classes or Glee Club!

Tall order, I know.

Scary, I know.

Can the boys make it through this boot camp? I am optimistic of it.

Well it is only until they start university. The list is just basic groundwork for them to build their future on. I believe they will do just fine. Tough being a kid these days huh?

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

14 comments:

nase said...

You're far too nice, 'forgetful' and forgiving for your own good, doubt you'll ever strangle anyone for that matter. I can list down those people shuda been strangled by you already yet they're still around, eh.

As for the kids, poor thing.... you're already dictating their future even before they're born, goodness! leave em alone already, que sera sera, isn't it? :-p

nicky05 said...

wah!!! u onli wori tis la.....XD

Legolas said...

Your son will positively hate you if he didn't like all those. I would only expect him to do one thing, which is totally good for him and he wouldn't know it, and that thing is to become a geologist.

kenni said...

Ewww...
I don't wanna be your kids....

stressnyer...

J said...

Wah... your imagination running wild! Thats like every parent's ideal up bringing. I guess the only concern is the psychological impact on the children with homosexual parents. However, how they are conceived is another issue. Another problem is this 'boleh' land is not the ideal place for that imagination to realised.

Queer Ranter said...

Nase: I will definitely strangle Rachel Berry lo...

Kekekeke. Terrible right? :P

Nicky05: Well no la. Just building an ideal situation. Hehehehhe.

Legolas: And apply to a certain American company! :P

Kenni: Tell me about it. Hahahhah. I got scared writing the post too. :P

J: Many issues indeed. In the end, we'll go through. :)

J said...

Oh... besides all that hard work of bring up the children. Have you thought about the monetary value required for a better education? That one will probably give the parents a big headache. I think it will also be tough on the parents now a days and the near future.

Queer Ranter said...

J: Yea I would imagine the cost. Not just education, medical price tag as well.

san said...

Oh dear god and I agreed to carry your "char siew" .... Since I am the oven, may I have a say in your little pitter pattle future, especially if she's a girl? So that I can scare the boys too? If they are boys and gay....CAN I SCARE THEM EVEN MORE?????

Queer Ranter said...

San: Uh? What~~~ My poor boys and gay boys!

quicksilverlining said...

the perfect kids can only be found in the sims...

nase said...

I love Rachel, I would be so proud and happy to have a daughter like her...

Ban said...

Geologist is the best, lol! So classic that comment.

Somehow me wants boys too... but mostly because I'm not used to girls cos I don't have a sister. Aiyah, don't want to worry about girl issues lar!

Queer Ranter said...

Quicksilverlining: Hahahah I know!

Nase: O.o I will smack her for not having friends! :P

Ban: Hahahahah. Traumatized by period when you were young?