The Harbinger of Lusty Chaos

Hear ye hear ye,
Come gather round my sisters,
For I have a prophesy to tell,
Listen now and listen close.

Armageddon will come upon the slut's third nocturnal emission. He shall be known as the Harbinger of Lusty Chaos.

Now go my sisters and spread the word.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Jet Setting Lifestyle

I never thought that I'd experience a glimpse of a jet setter. All thanks to the back to back job trainings that I'm having. First was training in Singapore. My flight transited in KLIA. That was Sunday and the next day I was back in the office. Little did I know, my training that starts on Tuesday has been confirmed in Peninsular (travelling is expected here too...).

If only they told me earlier, I'd just stay in KL instead of flying back to KLIA again... Oh well, so long as I get to fly. Tired sure but I just love flying. I quickly settled my paperwork in the office and rushed back home to pack my clothes. Thank goodness I washed my clothes the night I arrived from Singapore or else I'd have nothing to wear. I over packed my luggage and it weighed 20 kg on the dot! Pheww!

The thing about having training is the food... They always feed us with good food. Normally this is a good thing but I'm trying to watch my figure here! I bought a lovely pair of black shorts from Fourskin in Singapore and it fits me just nice. No way I'm going to out grow my shorts! I love them too much.

Now that I'm back in KL for two weeks of training, I'm gonna enjoy my stay here at every chance I get. Shopping is a must! Clubbing is mandatory! And hanging out with my dear friends.

I'll be in KL till the 9th. Happy happy joy joy!

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Somniloquism

Gosh, I remember back in the days I used tease La Twin Faghag about her unique ability to carry a conversation alone complete with Spanish drama expressions and flailing hands while sleeping. Pity La Faghag and her sleepless nights trying to decipher what La Twin Faghag was saying in Mandarin. La Faghag isn't exactly known for her linguistic abilities. Other things she's uncannily talented...

Anyhow, I've recently discovered I talk in my sleep few days back. My Vietnamese roommate said that he was awoken by my conversation(s). He said he couldn't identify the language that I was speaking in. I'm thinking possibly Mandarin since he can identify and distinguish English and Malay. I never knew my subconscious thinks in Mandarin. Weird actually since my mother tongue isn't Mandarin to begin with.

How odd.

I'm actually more interested in what I said. What got me all worked up to make me talk in my sleep. I'm thinking fatigue from all the trainings I've been attending. First Singapore and now Peninsular Malaysia. Gosh, I've got another training after this as well. Five weeks of training straight. I'll consider it a five weeks holiday of a sort. Hehehehe.

I do hope all these talking in my sleep ceases. Wouldn't want my straight Vietnamese roommate to find out I'm queer in the middle of my sleep. And before you ask, no he's not what I consider a cute Vietnamese boy. Actually he's not a boy, he's a man.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Victim of Label

It all started with a conversation with this budaks. I said, "I wanna get an LV wallet". He went on a hissing fits and rampage saying LV is so passe and plebeian these days. How the real thing and the fake are identical and such. Well fine...

Toss that out of the wish list. Then I went around the net looking for one.

Lo and behold, Ted Baker (I hearts the Internet). Yes I found my perfect wallet from Ted Baker. Radlow is it's name and at the oh so pretty price of £ 55. Hmmm. I almost got it online but the shipment fee is just horrendous! It costs £ 35 to have it delivered here!

Bastards!

Ah Ted, art thou a sight for sore eye.

Urgh. I just hope the branches in KL have it or I'll start screaming. Hell has no fury like a queer's scorn when it comes to shopping for pretty things. I am not going to pay £ 35 just to ship this lovely thing over here. I can get so many things with that money wasted.

So there. I have my sights set on you Radlow. Come to me you pretty little thing. Come into my pocket where you belong.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Trapped

Ever had the feeling that you're trapped? Not physically but emotionally. Well I feel trapped in a straight world especially where I am working now. I'm not referring to the office. I don't expect it to be a place I can fully express myself. Don't shit where you eat I say. Not having any queer friends and surrounded by only straight people can be very asphyxiating at times.

My trip down to Singapore reaffirmed this claim. I felt alive when I was there. I could be myself, loud and proud queer. It was so nice to be in the company of queer friends while enjoying a good meal together. Have walks down the street holding hands and laughing aloud with everyone minding their own business. Not to mention, everywhere you look there'll be a queer.

Sigh.

I miss my friends in Singapore and I miss my friends in KL even more. Modern technology can only bring them so close to me. Nothing can replace human touch and human interaction. Which is why I can't wait to see them next week. At least I know they won't ask me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" (I totally hate that question by the way). I'll start freaking out if my colleagues start to present their daugthers to me...

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Singapore Singapore

Clubbing in Singapore is fantastic! Unlike Malaysia, people here party till it's 4 in the morning! An additional hour makes a whole lot of difference. We were partying in Play located at Tanjong Pagar. Gosh gotta love that place.

Being a Market Place addict, I have a certain standards when it comes to clubbing. This is primarily the reason why I don't go to straight clubs. Straight clubs don't have fun gay guys to dance with. Boobie dancing is a no no to me. The next is music. I heart DJ Fendie from Market Place. Nothing like a good dance music compilations for hours to dance with. The music in Play is inconsistent. Sucky tunes in the beginning but it got better as the night progresses. However, there were occasional weird music played in between.

Though I like the crowd. In fact, I absolutely love! Chinese boys all around! Heaven to me! And I love the way they dress up. Not to mention, most of them have the body to pull it off. Ah how I miss them Singaporean boys. It seems to me, white shorts seems to be a phenomenon when it comes to Singaporean boys. Almost everyone is wearing them. Sure they look hawt but I'm just curious about the obsession with it.

Speaking of boys, my list of crushes is growing... Exponentially I might add... This is not good. And this Singapore trip sure didn't help shortening the list. Urgh. I can't help it. I love my boys. Urgh.

The booze there is comparatively as pricey as Market Place (after conversion). A jug of Bourbon and Coke is SGD 60. Fortunately there was a special offer, two jugs for the price of one. Awesome! I did get a little drunk that night but then again, a little alcohol is enough to get me all giggle like a school girl. Heheheh.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

Gadget Tart

Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice shame on you. So I shall not pull the same trick again to blog about a little gadget I got here in Singapore. Meet the new 120 GB iPod! Me hearts my little iPod so much. Been dreaming of getting one since ages ago and here it is.

Another beauty of gadgets!

Just look at the colour! Lovely shade of dark grey and kinda matches my lovely laptop too. So slick, so smooth and entertainment wherever I go. When I got it, I immediately filled it up with my MP3s and Podcasts that I've been watching religiously, TedTalks. Real awesome stuff!

This is one of my favourite TedTalks.


Isn't she a fabulous storyteller?! But TedTalks is not a story telling gathering. Quite the opposite really. It's brilliant idea sharing session that they organise every year. Future technologies or ideas worth spreading are being told here. I am absolutely obsessed with TedTalks.

Final note, I heart Singapore~~~

Gotta do some more shopping before going back for work. Shall party all night long and be queer. It's amazing how liberating it feels to walk down the street and hold hands or perform PDA with another guy. I'm gonna miss this city.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

New Found Boyfriend

I have a confession to make. I have been seeing someone ever since before I came to Miri. It wasn't really love at first sight when I saw his profile online but there was something that lured me to him. Something interesting that sparked my curiosity.

So I took a chance and thought what the heck. What's the worse that could happen right? And I agree on meeting him. Just to see how he is in person. It's one thing to know a person online and it's another to see them in person. To see is to believe sort of thing.

There he was all dressed up with such style. I have many girls envious of me having such stunning looking boyfriend. I'm just happy to have finally found the one. Lonely times no more and I am happy.

So here he is, Inspiron 1525 by Dell. My very first laptop.

Weee~~~

Ain't he a beauty?

With me being rather mobile with my work between office and offshore, this is a must to have. Kept me sane and entertained while I was offshore. Nothing to do on board a ship is enough to drive anyone nuts. I suppose there's always the Pinoy marines to keep me entertain if I so want to.

So readers, meet Inspiron 1525. My new found boyfriend.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter