Prescription To Long Live

Here's the secret to gaining immortality.

Vitamin C 3 times a day, 4 pills of 500mg Vitamin C pills a pop.

Drink water with 3 tea spoons of Vitamin C.

This will give a 50-50 chance of gaining immortality.

Take IV drips of Vitamin C as frequent as possible.

Keep this up and you will live forever.

-Live Long & Prosper

5 comments:

Prince of Darkness said...

Man, can't you just eat for Christ sake? It's something good for your health, why should you be pushing it away? I took more medications than you are and yet I am not complaining...

Ganymede said...

Dude. Did you not count the amount of vit C that is. Its 1200 mg a DAY. Not to forget the water and the IV.

I refused to take it because it is not a cure it all, eternal youth elixir. I'm not exactly having scurvy. Its a waste of money.

MrBunnyBan said...

Hrm. Do most people even have a vitamin C deficiency?

People are lazy to do the things that matter most to your health. Supplements are so much easier - same thing happens in education.

sadsarcasm said...

Wow..i know vitamin C is good for health..but not to the extend of immortality.. lolz.

zeng said...

me remember last time went suicide by swallowing half a bottle of vita C. de other day got stomach ache and diarrhea only mar