The Guy Next Door Is...

Bulimic. Well it's just a wild speculation from one encounter. It was right after dinner time and I was in my room watching The Tudors. Two rooms share the shower and toilet. It joins the two room together but the wall's soundproofing quality is questionable. I can hear the shower like the rain outside the window. The toilet flushes like it's a blackhole sucking everything in in an instant, very loud indeed.

As I was watching The Tudors, I heard the sound of constant puking and constant flushing coming from the toilet. It didn't sound like natural puking. The intervals of the puking feels rather unnatural. No I'm no puke expert but I've done a fair share of puking on daily boats to offshore platforms to know what it would sound like.

I can still imagine the rhythm in my head.

Sticks finger in. A second of silence. Pukes. Flushes.

Sticks finger in. A second of silence. Pukes. Flushes.

That was how it was.

I was not disgusted but more curious as to why he did it, if it is true that he's bulimic. I can never bring myself to waste food like that. The food here is too good to be wasted like that. Just don't eat so much if weight is the worry factor. A little bit of everything will do.

Same goes to alcohol. You'll never catch me puking it out. Alcohol is just too good to be wasted like that. I treasure my alcohol very much.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

3 comments:

William said...

Waste not, want not!

aaronng88 said...

eeew.. i hate the puking sound n smell, makes me wanna puke =.=

Queer Ranter said...

William: Tell me about it kan...

AaronNg88: Nase says puke kinda smells like Milo. Kakkakakaka.