The Doctor always say I'm too nice for my own good. Not able to say no to many things and when I do say no to something, I do it ever so gently and polite with a smile. I swear I was born to be in the service industry rather than in oil and gas industry. I can so imagine myself being the star barista in Starbucks or a dolly trolley air steward.
Take my recent encounter with a Jehovah's Witness. Apparently my aunt gave my number to this preacher with the assumption I might be interested to be saved by the Lord. If only she knew I like to take it up the rear. Then again, whoever thought I am straight are deft, blind and dumb in more ways than one...
So this preacher gave me a call and I get very weary when unregistered number calls me. I picked up the call regardless and he started introducing himself and all that jazz. It was rather long winded but I endured with my eyes constantly rolling in my eye sockets. When he asked if I was interested, I said "No but thanks anyways. Appreciate it much.". Silly bottom as The Doctor puts it.
The things I do to be nice but that slight irritation was considered mild compared this.
I share a room with another offshore technician when I'm offshore. It was a typical after working hours relaxing in the room. I was playing with my iPhone and my laptop was playing Janet Seidel. I was on the bottom bunk while he was on the top bunk looking down at laptop.
Then he asked if he could take a look at my laptop and I allowed it. Nothing to hide really except some files in "Unsorted Torrents" folder. Eventually he got to that folder.
Bummer...
Maybe he won't noticed the few porn I have stashed in there but he saw it! How can he missed it with title Cream BBoys or School Boys Gone Wild and he opened one of the file The introduction video rolled in.
OT: Oh what's this?
Me: Hmmmm those aren't for you. Close close.
OT: (he fast forward the scene) Wah. Are they trans?
Me: Uh no. They're real guys.
OT: Ooooo.
I couldn't tell what his expressions were. Amazement or confusion. Maybe he knew since day one he met me? Anyhow, I left him for further exploration while I chat with The Doctor over the phone. He did open a few more, I could hear the moans of pleasure from the porn.
Silly bottom indeed...
You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter
Take my recent encounter with a Jehovah's Witness. Apparently my aunt gave my number to this preacher with the assumption I might be interested to be saved by the Lord. If only she knew I like to take it up the rear. Then again, whoever thought I am straight are deft, blind and dumb in more ways than one...
So this preacher gave me a call and I get very weary when unregistered number calls me. I picked up the call regardless and he started introducing himself and all that jazz. It was rather long winded but I endured with my eyes constantly rolling in my eye sockets. When he asked if I was interested, I said "No but thanks anyways. Appreciate it much.". Silly bottom as The Doctor puts it.
The things I do to be nice but that slight irritation was considered mild compared this.
I share a room with another offshore technician when I'm offshore. It was a typical after working hours relaxing in the room. I was playing with my iPhone and my laptop was playing Janet Seidel. I was on the bottom bunk while he was on the top bunk looking down at laptop.
Then he asked if he could take a look at my laptop and I allowed it. Nothing to hide really except some files in "Unsorted Torrents" folder. Eventually he got to that folder.
Bummer...
Maybe he won't noticed the few porn I have stashed in there but he saw it! How can he missed it with title Cream BBoys or School Boys Gone Wild and he opened one of the file The introduction video rolled in.
OT: Oh what's this?
Me: Hmmmm those aren't for you. Close close.
OT: (he fast forward the scene) Wah. Are they trans?
Me: Uh no. They're real guys.
OT: Ooooo.
I couldn't tell what his expressions were. Amazement or confusion. Maybe he knew since day one he met me? Anyhow, I left him for further exploration while I chat with The Doctor over the phone. He did open a few more, I could hear the moans of pleasure from the porn.
Silly bottom indeed...
You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter
10 comments:
Lol, don't think it was confusion if he kept watching.
~drownedglass
Please tell me he was masturbating to "School Boys Gone Wild"...
Is he cute?
Personally, I feel there's an ethic or code of conduct, moreso courtesy so to speak in regards to using other people's laptop and in particular opening up the owner's folders at wanton. Or perhaps it's just me? Moral of the lesson, don't ever let him use it again. And if he asks, 'why not?', just tell him ever politely in your own way, 'cuz you have no respect for people's privacy, thank you'.
that is why the "Guest" User ID exists by default :)
Drownedglass: Kakakkaka! Suspicious indeed!
William: Hhaahah I don't think so. I don't think there was a boner even...
Zach: I only like his skin tone. :P
Nase: I'm too nice. Kekekekek.
Tanglebloom: Doesn't work since I store everything on another partition. Everyone has access to that. :(
Gosh! The Doctor is correct then, you're way toooo NICE for your own good! :-p
as far as i know, petronas doesn't discriminate against sexuality.
i was enlightened about that during my first camp after my first sem. were u informed? lol
Nase: Ish. *smack
Robb: This company says one thing and do another. Kinda like the country.
You were checking to see if he had a boner?!
~drownedglass
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