Girl You Ain't Proud Of It!

The strangest thing happened at work yesterday. My senior come out to me. Oh yes you read it right, he came out to me while we were on our way to a workshop. Maybe coming out isn't the right term. He's loud and proud and all but people in the office still wonders why he's not married. Seriously... How can they even think that...

Imagine, he even does the snaps. Here's how. Start with right hand on the naval, makes a circle outwards and ends with a snap. Attitude is the key. That's his salutation with one of my girl colleague from uni. Yes, such queen diva he is in that sense.

I know I'm not much of an actor when it comes to acting straight but I just don't do loud and proud here. This place isn't KL. This place isn't Singapore. I'm not feeling adventurous to find out what people think about homosexuality nor do I want to change whatever their perception is.

He was asking a bunch of general questions about my past.

Do I have a lover?

How many previous lovers?

Where do you club?

It was a rather awkward situation, working colleague and all. I'm not the sort to shit where I eat so this was totally unacceptable. Well no matter, we have to look out for each other so I keep his secret and he keeps mine. He did mention that if I need to talk to anyone about it he's alright with it.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

10 comments:

Ban said...

shit where you eat? Anyway, you must be obvious enough for him to spot you. :P

drownedglass said...

and there you go telling the whole world. Or at least the whole world that reads this blog. Hehe

nase said...

Like I had mentioned oh so many times before, 'you're like this Miami Sound Machine's Conga', anyone can spot you as gay half the mile away, lol. Yeah despite all that, a good dog never shits in his own backyard!

*Anton* said...

Agreed with ur don't eat and shit thingy. But having a colleague paddling in the same boat may be good afterall, looking out for each other. ^_^

+Ant+

joshua said...

LoL... snap snap!

Sounds like worthy companion to have. At least to have some ghey talk.

JD Cole said...

if u were uncomfortable the first time....

i think it will be the same in the future till u get used to it =)

Chester said...

well, my colleague and i love to have ghey talk one. or bitch something. kinda intresting.

Robb said...

why do i feel happy for u, eh? hahaha.

Queer Ranter said...

Ban: Yes Ban. Don't you know the saying, don't shit where you eat? Kinda like don't bite the hand that feeds you?

Drownedglass: Hhahaha. :P

Nase: I'm no Gay Pride Parade float on my own la! Or am I...

Anton: No hard I guess. Still no scandals la. :P

Joshua: Hahahahha. He's nice and all yea. Will see how it goes.

JDCole: Get used to it eh? Time will tell what happens. So stay tune! :P

Chester: I wonder if he's all bitchy or something. What kind of diva is he? Hmmmm.

Robb: Hhahaha. How sweet of you. :)

Jason said...

Good, now you have more pink friends!