Lab Rat For Hire

I've always have this thing for friends. If I can go the extra mile for them, I'll do it. But never in my dream that this would include being a lab rat. Yes you read it right, a lab rat. Human substitute to animal testing. What a way to get around the animal rights activist right?

Well like I said, I'd go the extra mile and extra mile I went for SK. I'm still unclear as to what she does for a living but she makes these stuff. Beauty, facial stuff. But yea, she needed lab rats to test her new creation and I opted for it (potential death sentence perhaps?).

These are the goodies I got. Eye gel is (the one in the bottle) for eye bags, puffy eyes and dark circles while the white cream is suppose to make the flesh temporarily firm and toned.

Suspicious looking things...

The eye gel look suspiciously like cum don't it? I thought so too when I first saw it. Cum facial... But of course its not cum. Its smells very gingery but it doesn't sting. I like it a lot cause I don't feel like there's a layer of something applied onto the skin.

I haven't figured out where to use the white cream yet. It has to be used on flesh that has fat on it. Makes the fat firm and toned or something like that. I wonder if it'll increase the stiffness of my erection (I am so not trying it out).

Oh well.

Wish me luck testing the product.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

8 comments:

savante said...

No worries. We have proof if you suddenly die from early experiment.

Daniel Henry said...

savante: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Janvier said...

When we saw the bottle we thought it was cum too. It might still be concentrated hydrated cum (so it doesn't dry up) 'extracted' from her many dears, enhanced with ginger juice.

Odd because we know you could get cum facial elsewhere.

Ohourgoodness what are we writing.

Sam said...

SK runs the SK-II company issit?

Queer Ranter said...

Savante & Daniel: You people are mean...

*sob sob

Janvier: What the heck...

*smack

Sam: I wonder. Wekekekek. A secret branch for fags perhaps. :P

Jason said...

LoL... who's mean-er? :P

Queer Ranter said...

Jason: What... I'm such an innocent queer boy. :P

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

No matter what you say.. I'm not buying that isn't cum.

And yeah plz don't try it out on your erection.. your too young for it to fall off or anything.