Tales of The Eye

I nearly freaked out when I saw a strand hair was sitting on my eyeball! I think it got in when I went to Cherry for my monthly haircut. That time it did hurt when the hair went into my eye but I thought it would have fallen out by now. Freaky how it was still in there...

There wasn't any discomfort or anything. It just sat on my eyeball harmlessly. I doubt it'll be harmless when the hair starts to decay. Thank goodness hair takes forever to decay.

But how freaky is having a strand of hair on my eyeball!

The Eye.

See the hair near the bottom eyelid?

I couldn't just leave it there. I had to somehow extract it out. So I cut my finger nails and washed my hands thoroughly. Slowly I try to drag the hair to the corner of my eye to get it out. At last, the hair just stuck onto my finger and its out. I'm used to touching my eyeball. Wearing contacts does wonders to sight and touching one's eyeballs.

I wonder what's the white goo around the hair.

The Hair.

That's quite a long strand of hair to be sitting on my eyeball don't you think?

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

14 comments:

Daniel Henry said...

omg. i already feel dizzy looking at it.
oh wait i think i'm hungry. that's why.

Jason said...

Aiyer!

Janvier said...

Goodness. Now he's gone to fingering his eye and yanking hairs.

Queer Ranter said...

Daniel: I was in pain and that's all you have to say!

*sob sob

Jason: Aiyer your head la.

*smack

Muahahahah.

Janvier: You know, I don't get high fingering my eye and yanking hair...

Sam said...

The white goo must be cum I think.

Ban said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Next you'll be showing us more white goo coming out of your...

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

White goo & eyeballs? You running out of things to blog about? LOL.

Ah-Bong said...

i din see the hair in ur eyes aso... :S

Queer Ranter said...

Sam: If it was cum, it'll sting my eyes...

Ban: Ewwww...

*smack!

Soul: Hahahah. Not out of things to write, just that it happened and I want to share it. :P

Bong: Its there. Just look for a weird black, not suppose to be there strand.

Ernie said...

hmmmm.... pelik tapi benar! rerambut di dalam mata!

Queer Ranter said...

Ernie: Amboi! Skema giler ni. :P

Ernie said...

eh, long-nyer jari.. ahem!

Janvier said...

Goodness, he knows that cum will sting his eyes!

Queer Ranter said...

Ernie: Wakakakak. Is that a reference to something hmmm? :P

Janvier: ...

*smack!