Cookies

I am turning into the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street... The galley makes the loveliest cookies I've had! Forget Famous Amos, this is the real deal! Crunchy, buttery and moist chocolate pockets. Pure bliss I tell you and the cookie stays fresh, crunchy and warm throughout the day too.

Cookie~~~

The worse thing is, the cookies are placed in a very "strategic" position. It is by the by side of the entrance in a display... Irresistible...

And to top it off, pies. They have pies!!! They display the pies next to the cookies! Are they trying to kill me with such savory temptations?!

Help me...

My new trousers that I bought. I must fit into it! Fit into it without muffin top~~~

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

5 comments:

Ban said...

Coooooookie.... nyam nyam nyam nyam nyam...

::. Anton ::. said...

Doc's poem:

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it, and mark it with F,
Put it in the oven for Felix and me.

:P +Ant+

drownedglass said...

Omigosh, I wish there was a 'Like' button I can click here, that will then show up as "Drownedglass likes this" :P

Queer Ranter said...

Ban: Yes Ban. It's yum yum indeed!

Anton: Awwww. So sweet of you. :P

DrownedGlass: Kakakakakka. I know kan! Come come have some cookies with milk. :P

William said...

Cookie Monster is cute! Try a corset. :P