Heatwaves

Normally people would complain about the weather being inconsistent like Katy Perry's Hot and Cold. It'll drive anyone to the brink of madness having sudden rain every five minutes. It's just as bad when you know the weather is going to be consistently scorching hot, day and night. Imagine 35 degrees Celsius constantly in the room...

Worse is at night when the weather is cool outside but the heat of the entire house is trapped in my room and the bed starts to act as a heater giving off trapped heat accumulated during the day time. Talk about the Greenhouse Effect in the house... I'm very tempted to turn on the air conditioning but it takes a lot of power to do so. Poking a gigantic hole to the rooftop has crossed my mind before. The only way to combat off the heat is a freezing cold glass of drink (the drinks even warm up to room temperature in minutes...), being in the nude and constant trips to the shower. Even that doesn't stop me from sweating like I just did a full Ironman Marathon.

Being surrounded by jungle fires does anything but make the weather cooler. Seems to be the season to start jungle fires for new crops. It got so bad that every night, smell of smoke permeates the air and constant haze. Even in such condition, I spotted my buffoon neighbour burning garbage in the open. What's wrong with throwing garbage into the garbage bin?

Weather forecast says it'll rain for the entire week. I really do hope it does. In fact, I'm hoping for a tropical storm. It's been awhile since it hit the city. Shall I do my native rain dance with my rain stick around the house?

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

8 comments:

savante said...

Darlin, don't you already dance around naked with your stick already?

Queer Ranter said...

Savante: *smacks...

That don't call for no rain!

Janvier said...

Only one kind of rain comes out of that kind of 'dancing with stick', we suppose. Oh maybe two.

Weather forcast: either slush or golden showers due... :P

Jason said...

Turn on the air con!

Ryan said...

That's why I bought an air-conditioner and have it installed in my bedroom. Cannot stand the heat anymore!!!

simonlover said...

I bet GOD will immediately fullfil ur wish whn he sees u dancing with ur stick!...He might be afraid u'll attract unwanted attention from his sexy angels and distract them from their work! =)

Paper Drawn Boy said...

Nice to see you back...now at least can get update on your well being over there.

Solution to your room heatwave..?! I have no freaking idea, tell me when you get one. Mine hot too, but then me thinks...I should shut both my comp once awhile the heat maybe coming from there kut. :P

Queer Ranter said...

Janvier: Ewwwwwwww! You horrid puppeteer!

Jason: I give up. I turned it on. Woke up in the middle of my sleep sweating...

Ryan: Good on yea! Let's have winter in our rooms~~~

Simonlover: Kakkaka! Distraction eh. :P

PaperDrawnBoy: I turned on the aircon and you should stop downloading all those porn!