Stairway To Heaven

No I don't believe in it neither have I discovered an actual stairway to Heaven. It is this stairway I have to take each time I want to go to the platform or to the drilling rig. It's effing high and effing steep! Not only that, below is 70 ft fall into the blue sea. Effing scary!

Eeeeeeeeeeks!

One good thing from this is Brad Pitt buttocks here I come! Oh and burn them carbs and fats away! Not to mention my boots weighs a ton too. Helps accelerating the burn. Very lovely. I can see my legs are toning up. I'm very pleased with that.

It's just too much of a hassle to have to climb up these stairs up several times a day. Takes too long and too much energy. Makes me want to crash onto my bed after climbing it. Shall have to conjure Brad Pitt's buttocks and keep me focus.

Bubble buttocks...

Bubble buttocks...

Bubble buttocks...

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

3 comments:

aaronng88 said...

i hate heights =( and it's too scary for me.. piggy back me up can? hahaha help u achieve ur dream butt faster too~

Mannpriedo d'Saintner said...

Ganbatte yo! You can do it! Go get that sexy butt and muscular legs. When I meet you later, I want to see all that! Hehehe.

Paper Drawn Boy said...

Brad's buttocks?? Brad is soo parse.... now if you aim for Orlando Bloom's arse....i wouldnt mind paying attention to it.

When u coming down the staircase, thought of sliding down it?? that looks fun....:P