Piracy Alert

When it comes to piracy, all of us are guilty of it I'm sure. MP3s, movies, tv series and etc. But this piracy I'm about to talk about is real piracy and not virtual piracy or DVD peddler piracy. Maybe not those Captain Black Beard of the sort. From what I hear, the pirates in this region wear some sort of bottom, topless and wrap batik cloth on their head.

I swear I'm not making this up.

Some of the offshore guys here I know told me their experiences being boarded or chased by pirates on speedboats. Apparently their speedboats are very speedy and outrun almost any boats out at sea. They even board offshore living quarters! They take everything like food, clothes, equipments and such. The people are only left with their underwear.

Warning! Pirate activity ongoing!

So to warn people around this region about pirate activities, they came out with this anti piracy network of a sort. When there's a distress some where, this printer will print what's happening, where and when. Real time too.

Though the region where I work is safe. It's too close to shore and too far from shady islands. I'd rather not encounter such thing thank you very much.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter