Serious Error

Here is a serious case of bad advertising of a snack that I found today in my campus grocery store. What were the Creative Department thinking coming up with such product name?

I bring you Kolon, the tastiest chocolate snack ever created. Kolon in Malay means colon. Oh my, chocolate colon?! Yummy! I got a nice tagline to go with it too. Buy colon for instant delicious diarrhea.

This is so wrong...

Why do people come up with crappy names like this?

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