Gravity IS NOT A Constant

Today is the day I proved scientists all over the world wrong, gravity is NOT a constant cause it changed and my proof is my weight. Yes my weight. My weight increased over the past few days in campus. Now unless I gained mass, which I think I did not, it definately must be gravity. F=MA. Mass is constant but force increased must mean gravity increased. Ahah. Eureka. Gravity no longer is a constant...

Or perhaps I can blame it on the scale cause its not calibrated. Yes, due to excessive usage of the scale, it is now no longer able to give accurate results. It has a percentage error of 10%. So it gave me false reading. I should blame the company that made this scale for causing emotional distress on my poor poor soul...

Ah one more factor I didn't consider. My clothes and the stuff I carry with me in my clothes. They contributed to the increase of weight. Yes. Next time I should weigh myself while I'm naked to get the most accurate reading. Should have thought of that. Hmmm.

Anyhow, its depressing matter for me. Sigh... Why now...

-Live Long & Prosper

7 comments:

Kyle said...

Yeah, lately my experiments managed to prove Earth's Gravitational Accel. is NOT 10ms-2 and in fact, it's INCREASING as we speak!!! How can i be 60 last month and 65 this month??

Let's be the few genius-es in this world to prove them all WRONG!!

confusticated said...

heehee. *smack

it's all in your head. it's not a physical anamoly, it's more likely that you're hallucinating. this is a job for psychiatric help!

FamezGAY said...

uhmnn increasing weight ah? a sign of wealth and happiness+love! ahahhaa

MrBunnyBan said...

I'm with famezgay here. Prosperous...hee...

Harvey said...

I also got fat already.

Cibetronic said...

did u miss a zero on the 10%? lolx time to change der scale. dun woli, ur baby can give u an accurate reading. :P

Qi Hua said...

Wei. Fat ma fat lo. After all, over the years I've known u, you're getting from plump to thinner, thinner to lagi thin, lagi thin to .... SIZE S~!!! Don't tell me u want to buy size XS like Kul meh?

o.O
"Oops, sorry Kul~! Terkutuk pulak"

Whatever. Not that u damn fat oso. So if you still think u r fat, u can try Kul's way of slimming down -> food poisoning in pinky.

@_@
"Sorry Kul~! Terkutuk lagi~!"

I betta stop or else I've got no place to stay when I go bek UTP next week~!