Deloris Umbridge

I have a Deloris Umbridge lecturer for on of my course this semester. Bitchy as hell and puts herself on a pedestal like she's somebody great. She speaks with a snobbish tone. No doubt she's a knowledgable lecturer but she's got attitude problem.

Then when I was online looking at lecturer's biodata, guessed who I found. The bitchy lecturer's. I was horrified of what I read.

... I don't like students who turn up to class after I did. I like students to ask questions in class (relevant ones please) but if you feel you need a one-on-one session, just make an appointment. I wont' guarantee that I can see you on a walk in basis. AND... do not ever miss an appointment with me without sufficient prior notice. angry If you did, I shall treat you like a misbehaving 5 year old kid. Other than that, I'm a very reasonable person...

Holy fuck! Diva to the max and what a bitch... Who writes this as a biodata?! I shall treat you like a misbehaving 5 year old kid... Who says that... Then again, she speaks to us in class like she's training dogs anyways. So no surprise there.

Anyhow, thank goodness yesterday was her last lecture with me though the next lecturer is hopeless... Utter waste of time going for his tutorials what more a lecture... He wouldn't not bother answering questions asked by us that are out of his "scheme". Whatever that is...

Just fantastic.

-Live Long & Prosper

11 comments:

Bibik Nyonya said...

wow i sure like to meet her. I very clever to best fren with bitchy lecturers one....that's how i got my As.....ha ha ha!

Jason said...

Woah. Wish that she'll never get married for her entire life :)

conan_cat said...

wahlao, whichever dog that fucked her acidic cunt sure will have his cock rot within minutes! (wah, since when i become so vulgar already one??) paiseh hahaha...

but yor, biodata macam too really too much lor!! = =""

William said...

eksyennya...

coolgardy said...

so action one..how come?

Queer Ranter said...

Bibik: That's how you get your As?! Eeeeks...

Jason: I don't know if she's married or not. Her name starts with Dr.

Conan: When indeed. Hahahah. I agree. Dem lebih right?!

William: Tell me about it.

Coolgardy: I don't know. Not only us who feels this way. Even other lecturers as well.

Ban said...

Hehe... be smart like bibik and mae friends with her. Sure since no one likes her she will like you lots for that. :D

Zyklon22 said...

Her sentence structures suck. Tell her, if she really wants to be snobbish and act all upper class then brush up on her English.
:)

Queer Ranter said...

Ban: Hahahah. No thanks. I don't like dragon ladies...

Zyklon22: Oh you mean ass boy! Heheheh. Maybe you teach her a thing or two on being bitchy? :P

David the Man said...

What a snobbish woman! Just WTF is she trying to show by writing such a biodata? Showing her authority to her students or does she think she is trying to train canines? I think she would better take a good close look at herself in a mirror and see if she is any better in anyway than any other lecturers of PhD qualifications. I guess it's time she packs her stuffs and go!

SOLOACT said...

mak oii...ni lecturer ke polis ni