I really hate my campus connection. Sucks big time. Its farking slow and bans many sites. It sort of really pissed me off today. So I took screen shots of the banned screen.

Screen 1.

Since when Urban Dictionary is considered as tasteless and offensive. WTF is tasteless?! Geeez... Its a farking dictionary for goodness sake!

Tasteless and Offensive?!

Screen 2.

I can't bloody access Calvin's blog because its Adult/Sexually Explicit. So what if its Adult/Sexually Explicit. I'm going to be farking 23 years old! I am a farking adult and I have sexual needs you retarted administrator! Needless to say I can't access XTube too... Arrrrgh.

Adult/Sexually Explicit... SO?!

Screen 3.

They even bloody banned a profile site similar to Friendster on the grounds of Chat... WTF! Who bans site cause its catagorized as chat?! Bloody hell...

Chat is the reason to ban?!

Its like a mini China going on in here. WTF! So much for freedom of thinking. Let us decide what we site we want to open. So what if its a porn site? I don't see what's wrong with getting people to wank more often.

And worst of all, I can't use MSN! Arrrrgh... Where's the bloody unreliable TMNet WIFI?! I don't understand why is it so hard to keep WIFI working! Maybe I should go down to IT Department and give a piece of my mind ala Miranda Priestly. It would go like this:

Me: I don't understand why is it so difficult to keep the WIFI going.
IT: I'm sorry but...
Me: Details of your incompetent do not interest me. I want it working yesterday. Is it impossible to have a reliable working WIFI? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. *pout lips, glare, turn head and walk away

-Live Long & Prosper


adrien said...

visit mine and maybe it'll say,

"virgin. break a leg."

Jason said...

It would be the best to online at home. Ban this ban that.


Anonymous said...

Your bitchin' is completely justified.

Anonymous said...

WOW! Thanks for linking Calvin's blog. :p. Lickable!

Queer Ranter said...

Adrien: Wakakkaak! That be the day for that.

Jason: I know. WIFI come now!

King Bitch: Yea me pissed.

Calvin's blog is lovely. Hehehhe. Lots of men. More twinks Cal more twinks. :P

Ah-Bong said...

understood understood... com lab banned those messengers thingy as well. let's not just go into the 'sexually explicit' site just yey. does underwear considered explicit as well? i mean like, erm, the little birdie and vahjayjay tak kena nampak pun. blergh...

Janvier said...

Sounds more like they're preparing you for work life by banning all NSFW sites now.

Queer Ranter said...

Bong: Waakakak. Underwear. :P

Janvier: My cock la. There you go I said it. :P

chase said...

that a real bummer, ain't it?

sexually explicit my ass..
bomb the school!

Queer Ranter said...

Chase: I'm tempted to. Stupid management people crap ass...