To Wong Foo

We used to play this game introduced by La Faghag back in the freshman days. She'll name several actors and we'll have to guess the movie (or is it the other way round?). It was fun but it was such a brainer and knowing me and my ability to remember names, I sucked in the game.

See if you guys can draw the connection between these three actors, circa 1995: Wesley Snipes (Blade), Patrick Swayze (One Last Dance) and John Leguizamo (Ice Age).

Hint.

Its a comedy about three drag queens.

The answer is:

To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar.

Oh work it girl!

Ancient movie I know but I just only gotten around to watching it. Shockingly, it is being shared in my campus network. I am so totally in love with this movie! The three of them did such fabulous job acting as drag queens! Very convincing act.

I am most impressed with Wesley Snipes, the man from Blade. A manly, macho and beefy guy in dresses and man did he work those dresses. He's got the black girl attitude to go with it too. Her name, Noxeema Jackson. Everything about her spells D.I.V.A. I love that girl.

Noxeema: When a straight man puts on a dress and goes on a sexual kick he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!

Oh work it girl work it.

Then you have the upper class classic chic girl Patrick Swayze, Vida Boheme. See her and you'll think of Bree Van de Kamp. She's the prim and proper type of girl and she's sort of a senior of the three of them.

And the last of the three, Chi Chi Rodriguez the little pinata. She talks a lot and I mean a lot. She goes on and on and on yapping away like those Spanish dramas but she's hilarious!

Chi Chi: I got a million dream lovers for every light on Broadway. When one of them goes out I just screw in another one, you know, hello good-bye.

The basic plot is about the adventures of these three girls in a small town called Syndersville after their car broke down halfway driving to Hollywood.

I've watched it three times already. I love it. You should so totally watch it if you haven't.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

3 comments:

La Faghag said...

I played that game meh? I don't remember! lolx. Hey you didn't mention Bobby Ray!Haha no likey?? Ooo and also bad boy Michael Vartan is in this movie too! :P

Ernie said...

omfg! me so likey this movie! the way wesley snipes grab the ball of one of the guy.. classic and priceless!

Queer Ranter said...

La Faghag: Oh of course I love Bobby Ray and the bad boy. Both are so yummy. Need you ask? :)

Ernie: Oh yes yes! I love that scene. Lovely little boy and you go Noxeema girl. :P