Don't Be Silly, These Too

I have been Emily Charlton-ed (think The Devil Wears Prada) by my supervisor at work. I was given materials related to my training to learn. I don't mind studying. In fact I welcome it. There's just so many things that I need to learn and best start with the fundamentals since I've been exposed to practicals and field work. Learning never ceases.

The first hint of her pulling of an Emily Charlton was Saturday. I should have known judging from the emails she sent to all of us in the team on a Saturday morning. Gosh this woman is not human. Bionic would be an understatement and robotic just doesn't cut it. Who sends email on a Saturday morning?! But silly me, I replied to her emails. I was up and felt obligated.

We were discussing about the materials for me to learn. So come this week, I was handed those materials. Then she said, "We'll have a test next week. Finish studying the ROLL (I have no idea what this stands for...) modules.". I agreed to it, well I doubt that was negotiable. Gosh I barely started and she's already talking about testing me...

Little did I realise the gravity of the situation. I mean, how hard is it to study for it and take the test? I've been doing it for 17 years and I did alright. So I asked my friend what's this ROLL is all about. Fundamentals this, basics that and principles whatever. Hmmm, seems alright. Then I popped the million dollar question, "How much of material is it?". 7 modules with an average of 50 pages per module...

Such an Emily-Andrea scene:

Emily: Right, these are all of the guests. Miranda invites everyone and we have to make sure they all think that she knows exactly who they are and I've been studying for weeks.

Andrea: I have to learn all these by tonight?

Emily: Now don't be silly Andrea, these too.

I'm screwed!

Does she think I have nothing else to do but study?! Gosh there goes my weekend! Guess that's why they're good at what they do. I shall persevere cause daddy needs a SonyEricsson Xperia!

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

6 comments:

nase said...

Well, just like Andrea, I'm sure you'll be able to rise to the occasion!

Fable Frog said...

ya~ your groping elderly crotch activity have to be cancelled~ awwww~

good luck with the test ya~ i'm sure you will do very well :)

AJ said...

i hate emails on saturday!! seriously!!

received it few times on a saturday and i actually got to wake up my lazy ass just to do what the client requested!!

ah well....there goes ur weekend..haha!!

p/s: i'm sure u can do it...gambate!! ;)

Mannpriedo d'Saintner said...

350 pages for you to study! Within how many days prior to your test? Gosh! I think you are gonna be like her already. Poor QR...

savante said...

TIme to find a cute, sexy male boss :P

Queer Ranter said...

Nase: I do hope so. Progress is slow~~~

FableFrog: What groping elderly crotch activity!?

*smack

AJ: I just got another email on a Saturday. Saturday 2350 hours! Gosh does she ever sleeps?!

Mannpriedo: Friday is the test. Urgh...

Savante: Oh and who would that be I wonder. :P