Weird Men At Sea

Boys and boys. Think back to the time when you were a small boy. Young, innocent and uncorrupted by the world. Everything is all pretty and fluffy. Back to the time when you thought the penis is just for peeing. Remember what the boys used to do? I remember the boys in my school (especially primary school, an all boys school), they like to run around and grab each other's crotch. It is a game which the purposes or objectives are still a mystery to me but everyone was doing it.

I thought this "crotch grabbing" game was long gone along with my innocence. Then it suddenly resurfaced here, offshore! I was walking down the stairs with a guy in front of me and another guy walking up the stairs and there it happened. The guy walking up just extended his hands to crotch level of the guy in front of me. Though I don't recall the guy in front of me did anything. Not so much as a flinch but just walk on. I am certain the two aren't queer. So I guess the only other explanation is, they're all used to it?

Very puzzling... And it happened again with another guy. His hands are literally everywhere including my butt and back and hands (dejavu of the Pinoy marines?) and other guy's crotch. I'm sure my crotch is the only one that he hasn't felt or has it... It's nothing sexual I assure you but just that his hands are everywhere.

Still, I don't get what this "crotch grabbing" fascination or obsession. It's not like two jocks slapping each other's ass (I find this puzzling too) after a score. This was literally the "crotch grabbing" game from my childhood! Mind you, these people are all veterans as in average age of 40. They say old habits die hard and this is the proof of it.

Should I start wearing an Everlast chastity belt?

You know you love me.
XOXO
Queer Ranter

10 comments:

Jason said...

They must be bored.

Robb said...

really bored if they're grabbing 40 years old crotches.

drownedglass said...

Get in da game... grab 'em back!
Man, I woulda joined the industry had I known the platforms all filled with horny pinoys! Yes, even 40 year old ones :P

Sam said...

If they're hot, grab back. ;)

Fable Frog said...

ya, just join in~ no harm right? ;)

aaronng88 said...

grab 40 y.o men's crotch? err frankly, frankie.. u can do better than tat.. hahaha
charge them for sexual harassment!Then get urself ur Ted Baker =)

savante said...

Okay I've honestly never played this kinda crotch-grabbing game. What kinda schools do you guys go to!

Calvin said...

I agree with savante. I have never heard of such game before in my life until I read it here in your post. My gosh! Grab other boy's crotch while walking? Is that even possible? Isn't it awkward?

Men are always curious and fascinated by another man's private part regardless of age, so I'm not surprised if old men like them still want to touch or molest other guy's part. It's actually a kind of sexual harrassment.

AJ said...

ROTFLOL~!!

*rolling on the floor laughing out loud!!

but hey it's annoying to be grabbed at the "center piece" u know...

someone..i dunno accidently of purposely put his hands on my "center peice" inside the cramped LRT on the rush hour to work!! talk abt sexual harassment!!

Darren said...

Old men can be kinky sometimes, don't you agree? hehe