Company of Fairy Tales

It all began today during lunch time in Ampang Park. La faghag, Leggie and I were wondering around in search of an ear piercing parlor but to my disappointment, we didn't find it save for one but the sales person seems dodgy. She seemed unsure when we asked if she could do it for me...

Goldilocks and Her Three Men

But the ever vigilant, la faghag spotted something more interesting than my ear. A six foot one to say the least and good looking too (by her standards... not my cup of tea.). So we cruised into the shop he went into and we scouted him. He's name is Cornelius. Interesting name indeed and a perfect match for la faghag's liking. He was perfect in height, in built, in appearance and, here's the best part, he is one of the three cousins that la faghag has been eying on.

The first is Kevin. We met him in our first few weeks of internship. La faghag had slight drooling experience with him at first sight. He is what I would categorize as meaty but he's good looking in the eyes for la faghag and he is tall.

The second is Justin. He, I actually knew way before I started my internship. He was one of Cleo Bachelor back then. He's short but adorable and has a really sweet personality. La faghag attended his birthday party recently and she goes gu gu ga ga over him. I don't see what she sees but its ok. I'll stick to my boys.

Then you have the third. The perfect one. The tall. The handsome. The just nice built. Brain activities seem to ceased when she saw him. Goldilock found her perfect porridge, her perfect chair, her perfect bed and her perfect Cornelius.

Snow White

Looking-glass, looking-glass on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?

Thou O Queen are the fairest of them all!

No truer words from a mirror that does not lie. I have a colleague who is as white as Snow White and owns a mirror like the looking-glass owned by the Queen. It tells no lies and it does more. It gives the normal reflection and the other gives a magnified reflection to see all the little pores and potential clogs.

She often consults her mirror to see who is the fairest of them all and always she is the fairest of them all.

Where might I find such mirror I wonder.

Alice In Wonderland

"I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole? You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you just how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

I've been tumbling down the rabbit hole into a strange new world every since Sotongzai helped find my true self. Strange new world of fag. Everyday is full of discovery and a new level of learning experience awaits me. Love, lust, happiness, misery, heartaches and a whole lot more in the spectrum of emotions that I never imagined experiencing.

I hope I don't wake up like how Alice did. I'm enjoying every single bitter sweet moments of life. Never regretted taking the red pill and I'm loving this rabbit hole.

-Live Long & Prosper


Ban said...

YERRRRRRR. How can you take my blog name and use it for your post. Caaaaaaan notttt!!!

William said...

Goldilocks was choosing porridge, and yet in this case, she's choosing bears...

Queer Ranter said...

Ban: *smack :P

William: Well that's Goldilocks these days. ;p