A colaboration of Standard Charted Bank with Aeisec, they came to my campus to conduct an AIDS campaign awareness workshop. It was an interesting session though I didn't learn anything new. I was just curious so I popped by.
There's always a putting on condom demonstration and for the first time, they didn't use a broom or a cucumber. They had a clay phallus and it was red in colour. Kinky!
It felt almost like the real thing except its super hard. I doubt I can take it all in. I think its above average in length and the girth was above average too. It felt pretty awesome holding it and putting a condom on it.
The Red Tower of Phallusness.They gave me a pressie for it the demonstration too. Twin Standard Charted Bank pens. Nice pens though I'd rather have that clay penis.
Freebies!Like all AIDS awareness campaign workshops, they distribute CONDOMS! I love getting these cause the packaging is nice. No doubt I helped myself with the free condoms. It comes with a pamphlet too with some useful info in it. I like the slogan on the condom packaging, "If its not on, the answer is no".
Smart eh?
More freebies!I wonder if they've got the ribbed ones?
-Live Long & Prosper
20 comments:
expertly done, eh?
Wah.. Bangganya... took photo of the tower somemore :p
Sex toys are banned here, no? How come they got that tower then?
Quicksilverlining: Yes. Expertly. Wanna give it a go?
Jason: Dem bangga of course! That's not a sex toy, that's a clay mold. Put that in you, you'll scream. :P
You would have really impressed everyone if you had put the condom in your mouth and then slipped it over the clay mold.
Will: Trust me. I was tempted to do so. :P
Hi, Queer Ranter! Thanks for stopping by my blog; it was very nice to have received a comment from you! :-)
That clay dildo does look a little intimidating. However, I'm sure that it'll slide right in with the right amount of lube. No more screaming, right? ;-)
I love getting free condoms, too, although I can never get anyone to sleep with me. I never know when to grab a bull by the balls!:-P
Masyallah! That's one wicked clay cock!
Aryaduta: Back in the days of pre-rubber, clay and wood was the only option for sex toys. :P
But yea, enough lubs solves all sorts of problems. :)
William: Want me to shove it up you? I don't mind. :P
Scream of joy?
*piak piak*
I'm truly impressed by that particular piece of copywriting.
Figures I'd point that out of all things.
hey durex came to KBU last year too! but no pallus and condom putting demo, awww~ they didn't give free condoms too :( only boring coasters and booklets, and the speaker was an unappetizing auntie lol.
lucky u get to hold a big wang! XD
C: Yea I know. Cute and effective. :)
Conan: Awww poor you. Deng it huh. Yea I had fun with the wang. :P
And yep you're saved from paiseh-ness. :)
How did Jason interpreted 'scream' into 'scream for joy'? Hmmm maybe somebody...nevermind. :D
You should have swiped the clay phallus when they weren't looking. Hmmm we think we still have that particular packaging (NO/ON) - from last year.
i want them pens... :P
Janvier: Now now finish your sentence. Not good leaving it hanging especially when someone's ass is on the line. :P
Bong: You rather have the pens than the clay phallus?! Are you gay?! Heheheh. Anyhow, roomie took the green one.
Grrghh... seeing condoms always make me naughty!
The twin pens are so cute! Can I have it?!
WOH putri gunung ledang...
Ryan: Just from the mere sight of a condom? Wow. Now I know what to do when I see you. :P
Daniel: Hahahah. Nice way of puting it. :P
Since when u r a condom promoter? :P
Coolgardy: I can be anything to anyone's heart desire. :P
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