A Clay Phallus

I held and put a condom on it. It was fun being watched by juniors while putting on the condom so effortlessly and perfectly. No its not a scheme to get cute junior boys to sleep with me. It was for an AIDS campaign awareness workshop.

A colaboration of Standard Charted Bank with Aeisec, they came to my campus to conduct an AIDS campaign awareness workshop. It was an interesting session though I didn't learn anything new. I was just curious so I popped by.

There's always a putting on condom demonstration and for the first time, they didn't use a broom or a cucumber. They had a clay phallus and it was red in colour. Kinky!

It felt almost like the real thing except its super hard. I doubt I can take it all in. I think its above average in length and the girth was above average too. It felt pretty awesome holding it and putting a condom on it.

The Red Tower of Phallusness.

They gave me a pressie for it the demonstration too. Twin Standard Charted Bank pens. Nice pens though I'd rather have that clay penis.

Freebies!

Like all AIDS awareness campaign workshops, they distribute CONDOMS! I love getting these cause the packaging is nice. No doubt I helped myself with the free condoms. It comes with a pamphlet too with some useful info in it. I like the slogan on the condom packaging, "If its not on, the answer is no".

Smart eh?

More freebies!

I wonder if they've got the ribbed ones?

-Live Long & Prosper

20 comments:

quicksilverlining said...

expertly done, eh?

Jason said...

Wah.. Bangganya... took photo of the tower somemore :p

Sex toys are banned here, no? How come they got that tower then?

Queer Ranter said...

Quicksilverlining: Yes. Expertly. Wanna give it a go?

Jason: Dem bangga of course! That's not a sex toy, that's a clay mold. Put that in you, you'll scream. :P

Will said...

You would have really impressed everyone if you had put the condom in your mouth and then slipped it over the clay mold.

Queer Ranter said...

Will: Trust me. I was tempted to do so. :P

Aryaduta said...

Hi, Queer Ranter! Thanks for stopping by my blog; it was very nice to have received a comment from you! :-)

That clay dildo does look a little intimidating. However, I'm sure that it'll slide right in with the right amount of lube. No more screaming, right? ;-)

I love getting free condoms, too, although I can never get anyone to sleep with me. I never know when to grab a bull by the balls!:-P

William said...

Masyallah! That's one wicked clay cock!

Queer Ranter said...

Aryaduta: Back in the days of pre-rubber, clay and wood was the only option for sex toys. :P

But yea, enough lubs solves all sorts of problems. :)

William: Want me to shove it up you? I don't mind. :P

Jason said...

Scream of joy?
*piak piak*

-C said...

I'm truly impressed by that particular piece of copywriting.



Figures I'd point that out of all things.

conan_cat said...

hey durex came to KBU last year too! but no pallus and condom putting demo, awww~ they didn't give free condoms too :( only boring coasters and booklets, and the speaker was an unappetizing auntie lol.

lucky u get to hold a big wang! XD

Queer Ranter said...

C: Yea I know. Cute and effective. :)

Conan: Awww poor you. Deng it huh. Yea I had fun with the wang. :P

And yep you're saved from paiseh-ness. :)

Janvier said...

How did Jason interpreted 'scream' into 'scream for joy'? Hmmm maybe somebody...nevermind. :D

You should have swiped the clay phallus when they weren't looking. Hmmm we think we still have that particular packaging (NO/ON) - from last year.

Ah-Bong said...

i want them pens... :P

Queer Ranter said...

Janvier: Now now finish your sentence. Not good leaving it hanging especially when someone's ass is on the line. :P

Bong: You rather have the pens than the clay phallus?! Are you gay?! Heheheh. Anyhow, roomie took the green one.

Ryan said...

Grrghh... seeing condoms always make me naughty!

The twin pens are so cute! Can I have it?!

daniel henry said...

WOH putri gunung ledang...

Queer Ranter said...

Ryan: Just from the mere sight of a condom? Wow. Now I know what to do when I see you. :P

Daniel: Hahahah. Nice way of puting it. :P

coolgardy said...

Since when u r a condom promoter? :P

Queer Ranter said...

Coolgardy: I can be anything to anyone's heart desire. :P