Random Photos

You know how they say sharing is caring? Well, I wanna share some interesting photos that I have in my archive of photos. Some are weird, some are hmmm and some are just so wrong...

On with the first photo.

I took this at Jalan Alor of a hotel/restaurant.

Advert at Jln Alor.

I'm not sure what it meant by Sarang Bang (brother's nest). Sounds so "salah" or wrong. Wonder what special services they offer there.

What would you think if you'd find a car that looked like its been through a nuclear blast? First thing that would come into my mind is, "WTF!".

Suspicious car.

Well, a bunch of us found it at IKEA parking bay. Flat tires, coated with an inch of dust and no number plate.

Hmmm...

This is highly suspect!

Might be a car used in Falcon Studio porn production and the crew forgot to bring the 'studio' back. I bet there'll be a bunch of used condoms in there.

Next, I love KL's LRT. It brings me to where I want to go, its relatively cheap and somewhat 'reliable'. But have you ever seen this?

Flooded train?

Looked like a flash flood just occured in the train...

Instructions on how to do things are good. Visual instructions are even better. But instructions on how to use the hose in the toilet is rather... Educational.

How to wash your arse 101.

I save the best for last. Everyone loves pressies right? I love them lots too. Though some pressies are best left in a dark, dark place where the sun don't shine. Meet Cow.

Disturbing cow.

Looking at the cow, two words popped up in my mind, pervert and horny. Not to mention that grin of his and hands reaching for the crotch. To top that off, Perky is his name...

That's all folks.

-Live Long & Prosper

15 comments:

Ah-Bong said...

mmmm.... Falcon's prop in Ikea? wonder if any of the Falcon stars are around, i'd be so willingly accomodate... kekekekeke....

SOLOACT said...

the hose instruction thingy is hillarious and somewaht..vivid..hehhe.
Mana u jumpa ni..

Queer Ranter said...

Bong: Hahahahah. I know you would. So would I. :P

Soloact: I found it in Kelana Jaya LRT station toilet. :P

cleo weiland said...

Those hose instructions are mad! Are Malaysians really that lousy when it comes to using the toilet?

No wonder our Western counterparts seem to think we still live in the trees.

Well definitely not you or me then :)

joshua said...

like dude, i blogged about the hose thing last year too! lol

if i m not mistaken, sarang bang means love room in korean?

Queer Ranter said...

Cleo: Hahahah. Beats me girl.

Joshua: Hahahah. I didn't noticed. :P I hardly go to public toilets to begin with so I wouldn't know what's in and what's out. :P

*shrugs

Sarang Bang still sounds wrong...

adrien said...

it seems that i'm not the only one going a tad picture-blog nowadays. lol

oh oh i found the hose instructions too! gosh i ride trains too much la. hehe

savante said...

Great. Now I know where to get free enemas.

Queer Ranter said...

Adrien: Hhaah yea. :P

Savante: *smack Horny doctor. ;P

conan_cat said...

lol QR perky plak... ur cheeky urself ler hehe. and humm i never see lrt flood before lo @_O so serious one what happened har??

David the Man said...

Wait a minute... I noticed something amiss in the flooded LRT. It seems so empty! And the two boys are standing on the spot where the seats are supposed to be! Where the hell are they? This must be a doctored image, I must say!

Queer Ranter said...

Conan: Hahaha. They don't call me Perky for no reason. :P

David: The seats obviously have been removed to accommodate more passengers... Haven't you seen one before?

David the Man said...

I dunno wor... Seldom take the Putra LRT mar...

Jason said...

Eh... the car I tot was in 1U?

chase said...

nobody tried to remove that car?
what an eye sore.

hahaha. that visual instruction is anatomically funny. hahaha

as for the cow.. the first thing that popped in my head is kokey..
really, scary