I Say The Darnest Things

Was thinking of all the things I say at the spur of the moment. Its amusing thinking back those things. Pity I can't remember all of them. So I shall start penning them down for future amusement.

Scene I.

Drizzly Weather

Me: Oh look its raining-ish. No I don't feel like going to class.
Slender Faghag: Well I'm going. Don't you have an umbrella?
M: Yea...
SF: Then use it.
M: I'll use it to go back to my room la.

Scene II

Lecture class going on

Me: OMG, look!
Roomie: What?
M: Cum production: 392 000 stock tank barrel.
R: *gasp!
M: That's some facility...

Scene III

Class just ended

Me: Oh my look. There's a hairless patch on the base of his head.
Roomie: That's interesting.
M: Matrix.

Scene IV

Lunch in cafeteria eyeing on cuties

La Faghag: Oh my there's one there.
Me: Where?
LF: The guy in yellow Dunlop shirt.
Me: Oh ok. Why don't you go to him and say, "Hi Dunlop. I'm Michelin.".
LF: *grrr

-Live Long & Prosper


Jason said...

You ah... *giggles*

chase said...

i thought just kids say the darnest thing..

cleo weiland said...

Oh my. That's a LOT of cum. Hmmm

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

FamezGAY said...

the first conversation is a common excuse of SKIPPING A CLASS whahaaha! I used that before uhmnn

Ah-Bong said...

wahaha... i lurve the last one...

at least ur darnest things aren't deadly sarcasm... and deadly sarcasm does kill. LOL

Queer Ranter said...

Jason: Glad I made your day.

Chase: Hahahah. I'm a kid at heart. :P

Cleo: Hehehe. Loads of cum!

Famezgay: Hahahah. Naughty naughty.

Bong: Yea I know. That was one of my finest moments. :P

Aryaduta said...

So random, and yet so funny! :-P

drownedglass said...

392,000 barrels. You and your roomie been busy hor?

Queer Ranter said...

Aryaduta: Hahahah. Glad you liked it. :)

Drownedglass: Wah lau. You think we're a manufacturing plant?

William said...

The King of Random.

Queer Ranter said...

William: Hahahha. Not quite. :P