Mints

I don't like eating mints, those candy mints kind. Plus, its bad for my little soldiers. Menthol is known to kill those little soldiers and reduce sperm counts. I'm not bothered. Its not like I'm planning on impregnating someone right?

Thank goodness for sex, there's an alternative use besides giving me the minty fresh breath. Minty sex is awesome. Specifically Eclipse Mints. Its concentrated menthol and its sugarfree. I'm sure its effects are not as profound and euphoric of those chem sex but it does the trick.

Phallus meet Mint, your new friend.

How to use Eclipse mints:
  1. Pop two it in the mouth discreetly.
  2. Kiss and slowly push one mint into his mouth.
  3. Start licking the nipples and blow gently after every lick.
  4. Give him a full blown blow job while the mint is still in the mouth and blow gently after every blow.
Extra strong tingling sensation is expected. First warm when being licked and extreme chill when air is blown.

You can use Durex Tingling or toothpaste but I think this mint is a good substitution for both. Durex Tingling doesn't give enough tingling sensation and toothpaste is just messy.

When I first tried it out, I got the response that I was expecting from McDave. He loved it. He's happy then I'm happy. After recommending to a few others, they were thoroughly happy about it too.

Give it a try but if there's any allergic reaction or the phallus starts to fall off or deform in anyway, you're on your own.

Have fun.

-Live Long & Prosper

15 comments:

Jason said...

Try something else next time. Chilled water, ice, warm water and tell us the results. wahahhaha~~

-C said...

I have heard good things about hot chocolate.

Anonymous said...

cili padi?

-C said...

Also, Alka-Seltzer

Janvier said...

Surely adventurous QR have gone through a very thorough checklist already :P

How about Cherries? LOL!

William said...

I vouch for the Eclipse BJ (TM)!

Ganymede said...

Jason: Tried ice and it was fun!

C: Oooo but that's a little messy no?

Adik: You siao ah?!

Janvier: Are you refering to your own cherries? :P

William: Hahahha. *ding ding ding one vote

Lau Niang said...

oooh...will try that out once i land a guy. Ha ha ha!!!

Ganymede said...

Bibik: Haahha. Wanna test run it on someone first? :P

-C said...

You shameless bugger. :P

Ganymede said...

C: Malu rugi tau. :P

Apollo n Hermes said...

Hey guys... pls pls pls don suggest him something weird pls... later i'm the one who kena...

malu-nye I... macam mana nak jumpa orang ni... aiyoyo...

Ganymede said...

Apollo: Aiyak. This is an unexpected response from La BF. :P

Aryaduta said...

Wow, this sounds really hot. Where are my damn mints?! :-P

Ganymede said...

Aryaduta: Give it a go and you can tell me all about it. :P