Doctor Oh Doctor

Something is lodged in my throat and its irritating me for a few days now... I can't seem to figure out what it is and I suspect it to be a chicken bone or something (sorry to disappoint you guys who thought it was a severed penis.). It was really bugging me today at work. I informed my boss about it and I headed to Gleneagles Hospital before lunch.

Thank goodness there wasn't many people in the Accident & Emergency where outpatients check in. Saw the doctor that we always see for years now. I told him of my situation and he told me to get an x-ray. Man, x-ray took about an hour from taking the x-ray and getting the results... I kinda felt asleep waiting for it. Did read a little of The God Delusion but was way too sleepy to process anything.

Here's my x-ray.

Oooo lookie lookie.

Looks kinda weird seeing my skeletal like that. He found nothing lodged in my throat. If you look closely, you can see my stud. That's about as foreign a foreign object can be found on the film. I'm curious yet disturbed at the same time why there's so little brain matter that shows on the film... They look like hairballs to me...

Since the x-ray showed nothing, he referred me to an Ear, Nose & Throat specialist. He did the whole spray something icky into mouth, shoved in a steel tube and enjoyed the journey down my throat. Found nothing again... Though he did ask me to come again on Monday for further check up. I can still feel the freaking thing down my throat...

So that was the drama I had...

Check out this poster they have in the lift. The guy in the poster is so HAWT! I wanna get my regular full check-up done by him. Hehhee.

So HAWT!!!

-Live Long & Prosper

5 comments:

FamezGAY said...

guess gonna sign up the package there too.. if onli the doctor is as hot as him ehehe

Ryan said...

Hawt?! Hawt doctor too? I want a hot doctor do me a FULL BODY check-up!

Queer Ranter said...

Famez: That alright. Just sign up and you may stumble upon a hawt patient. :P

Ryan: Heheh don't we all? A perfectly good reason to strip in front of a person right?

Bernard said...

That hairball-looking part is not the brain la.. That's the bone. The brain is higher up.

Queer Ranter said...

Bernard: Isn' that the cerebellum?