Bulimic Thief

I pity Slender Faghag. She's been loosing her food supply mainly her dairy product to a thief recently. She's not the only one who's food went missing from the fridge. Even apartments adjacent to them also lost some sort of food.

She and her house mates have a suspect of who the thief might be. A junior girl, an excellent student it seems but was suspended before for stealing food last year. She was caught red handed stealing things from her previous house mates. Small small things that she fancies and she'll take.

So one year later after suspension, she's back and she's the house mate of Slender Faghag. I know its mean to say, "She's done it once, she can do it again" but it is too much of a coincidence that things goes missing at specific hours of the day. It is definitely not the cleaners and everyone except her complained something went missing.

This time, she is selective of what food she'll consume. She only likes chocolate milk by Fernleaf, cheese by Kraft and other selected brands of consumables. She even leaves the evidence behind in plain sight. Slender Faghag found her emptied carton of chocolate milk and a bottle of yogurt drink that was just left on the table to spoil. Not to mention the sudden appearance of cartons upon cartons of empty drinks that didn't belong to the house. Where did they come from?

Here's the ironic bit. She's bulimic. Skinny as a twig but she loves eating. So she'll steal the food and eat em then vomit them out later... Talk about wasting food...

Something tells me this girl got mental issues.

At the moment Slender Faghag is giving whoever the thief is a chance to come clean and get the thief to replace the stolen food. If not, she's going to the Hostel Managements.

If I were her, food poisoning is in order to bait the thief out.

Ok fine, not poison, just laxatives.

-Live Long & Prosper