Woof Woof Goes The Dog

Dogs. Some of us love them, some of us hate them while some of us are allergic to them. Personally, I love dogs though I prefer cats more for some reason. Jack Russell or Huskies are wonderful to have. How I wish I have a pet.

Many people consider dogs as man's best friend, hunting buddy or just lovely companions to have in general. We hear many heroic stories that involve dogs saving a human life and stuff like that. Dogs are generally wonderful.

But what about sex partner?

Yes you read it right, sex partner. I recently was exposed to the world of zoophilia. Kinda shocking and it was definitely a first for me. I got two dog porns from a certain someone just to satisfy my curiosity. Both are short clips though.

The dog zoophilia porn went like so:

Girl tease dog.

Dog licks girl.

Girl bends over.

Dog climbs on girl and humps away. (so that's where they coined the term doggie style)

And repeat the whole cycle all over again. Depending on what sort of dog it is, the sex can be quite rough. The dog is surprisingly generally quiet. It is the girl that moans like there's no tomorrow (sounded like wailing banshees to me actually).

Don't worry McDave, we won't be having any quadrupeds in our love making sessions.

Well, save for the stuffed toys but they don't count.

I love my stuffed toys but I love my McDave more.

-Live Long & Prosper

13 comments:

William said...

Why the sudden talk on bestiality? I have not heard of dogs sexually-assaulting women, but dolphins yes. :P

-C said...

I'm not sure which was more disturbing, this post or yesterday's one :P

Janvier said...

This one, waaay disturbing. Reminds us of Jay's (isorule) post last time.

Ah-Bong said...

eewwwwww.....

Queer Ranter said...

William: Ooo kinky dolphins. :P

C: Hahahhaa. I'm disturbed too.

Janvier: He wrote about it last time?

Bong: Hahahhaha. I know. Tell me about it. Oh well. It's their fantasy. :)

Zyklon22 said...

Recently? Beastility is so a thing of the past. LOL.
Wait till you watch the one with horses, cows, sheep and the rest of the menagerie you can ever think of.

Queer Ranter said...

Zyklon22: I'm a good and innocent boy. :P Well I just never ventured to farms when it comes to sex.

Janvier said...

There was this post where he brought his laptop to some fast food joint, and his friend asked him to show his 'collection' to two other friends...we has no access to his blog now T_T can't read them gems anymore.

Fable Frog said...

I had a massive jaw drop when i read "I recently was exposed to the world of zoophilia"~ i thought it was YOU who go in on the action!!! lol!!! i hv a confession, i do get turned on by this genre~ sometimes~ I once watched a clip of this horse with big *a-hem* doing it to a guy! it look so painful though~~ i went all eewwww but there's a hint of mmmm in it..

Queer Ranter said...

Janvier: Oooo. I wanna read his stuff too...

Fable: I never watched it before... The one I have now is straight porn. Must get my hands on gay animal porn then. :P

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

Super shocker... Horse and Man??? I have seen horse-hung guys before but still there are limits... :-)

Jason aka Azzuro Hyperion said...

Eyer... does that consider as animal abuse? :P

Queer Ranter said...

Marcus: Oooo horse hung guys. Yet to see one in real life. Not sure I'd like that in me though...

Jason: Hahhaha. Call RSPCA~~~ :P