Santa Came Early

'tis the season to buy pressies and spread the love. Not to mention a perfect excuse to go on a shopping excursion. Though I still haven't shopped pressies for my assigned "Secret Santa" thing yet. Better get it done soon I reckon, before I start my job.

One of the pressies that I've shopped was a Christmas pressie for McDave. When I first laid my eyes on them, I couldn't resist but to buy it and come Christmas, give it to him. I love the pressie that I got him and I think its really adorable. You'll see.

I wonder what's in the red bag.

But McDave came last night for a sleepover and I couldn't resist but to give the pressie to him. I don't do well buying gifts for occassions. I'm better off buying gifts when I see them and give it straight.

At first he had the puzzled looked when I said, "圣诞节快了" (Merry Christmas!). I'm like three weeks early. Hahhaha. Oh well. He thought I was slightly deranged but then again, I'm always deranged.

Then he prodded the bag, trying to figure out what was inside but gave up soon after and opened the bag. The first thing he saw was a grey fuzzy and furry thing. When he took it out, its a porcupine! Big fluffy porcupine. Funny how he asked if the pressie was for him or Rat Rat. He reckon the pressie was for Rat Rat. Hahhaha. Yey, now Rat Rat has more friends to play with.

This porcupine, strangely enough has already gotten a name upon purchasing it from IKEA. It was La Faghag's doing. She called it PorcuPenis! Yea... This happened after our PHOP dinner. I still think its the maple syrup talking. Such an adorable thing with such obscene name...

The best part of this PorcuPenis is it comes in twos! One big one and one small baby one! How adorable! I just adore stuffed toys. Me likey. The furs are super soft, fluffy and don't come off. The workmanship of it is good.

It's the PorcuPenis!

So that was my Christmas pressie for McDave.

Love you McDave.

-Live Long & Prosper

12 comments:

Jason said...

I think that pressie is more like you buy for yourself leh. :P

La la la la...

SOLOACT said...

how cute :)

Ah-Bong said...

eeeeeeek... cutie nicey :D

Queer Ranter said...

Jason: For myself pulak...

*smack

Soloact: I know. They're adorable!

Bong: Hahahaha. Go buy lo. Hehehe.

William said...

PorcuPenis. So salah. So salah.

inaesb said...

Lol..porcupenis... better la Poke-U-Penis. :)

Queer Ranter said...

William: Tell that to La Faghag. She came up with it. :P

Inaesb: Hahahah. Skank!

Will said...

hee hee The porcupenis will prick you if you aren't careful.

Ryan said...

Why porcu-penis? It doesn't look like a penis. Anyway, it' nice! And you're way too early to give the pressie! Can't wait till Christmas come?!

Queer Ranter said...

Will: Hahhaah. Yes it will! A cutey prickly prick!

Ryan: Hahahha. I don't know why she named it that.

When I want to give a pressie, I really can't wait... That's why I'm not really good at buying pressie for special occasions. :P

Bibik Nyonya said...

ah....the joys of having a mcdave...sweet sweet post!

Queer Ranter said...

Bibik: Well you haven't tried having me also. :P

Wanna try?