Chop My Head Off

Everyone's got a code name for everything, gosh I know I got tonnes of them. Fly trap as in Venus fly trap is one of my favourite. It is used when there's a potentially cute guy from a far then you and him walk towards each other and then bam... Ewwwww... Definitely not a looker hence a fly trap. Great from a far but snap comes the jaws of death of the Venus fly trap when its too late.

After work, Leggie and I went to KLCC. Boy, the whole of KLCC was infested with fags. Everywhere we look there's at least a handful. We were practically swarmed by fags. That's when Leggie came out with his code name. Every time he sees one, he'll say, "If he's not gay, you can chop my head off.". Talk about calibrating one's gaydar eh.

I was rather disturbed at first but it became rather amusing since I realised this was Leggie. A little rummy here and rather fabulous there. Funny how everytime I see Leggie, he reminds me of a three-toed sloth. Hehehhe. Its he's demeanor, very gentle, slow and graceful. Not about him being a lazy ass. Hehehhe. Actually, a koala fits the descriptions too. Hahahha.

Anyhow, I think the reason why KLCC was flooded with fags was that Banana Republic was launching their branch there and Sean Gazli was the performer. My don't he look hawt. Nice cute bubble asses and nice pectorals with the added bonus of protruding nipple that could poke an eye out. Yes, we stood there and drooled. I drooled for the body since I don't like mature looking men.

Apparently the secret to achieve such beauty is to have a rich boyfriend and you'll be sent to any gyms to get those adonis features. In return, the boyfriend gets to copulate that newly formed tight ass. Again, a very disturbing theory by Leggie yet it makes sense. Consider it barter trade. Hahahah.

So lets get ourselves a rich boyfriend.

Or just wish upon a fairy godfather.

-Live Long & Prosper