Ze Nephew

There is this trainee engineer, nephew to a senior engineer, came into the company a month ago. I didn't even realised it until one day I was at his floor visiting a friend. He caught my attention from the corner of my eyes as I was talking to my friend. Something about him that pinged my gaydar. I never had such reaction towards another guy before. Maybe because this guy has this certain allure in him.

I've seen him many times since then but never had the opportunity to talk to him. There is something really bugs me about him. Then one day in McDonald's for the free Sausage McMuffin day, I saw him. I saw him queuing up and he was holding a bag.

This kind of bag.

This bag is so gay...

That bag on him was screaming, "I'm gay.". I couldn't help but stare at him the entire time when I was in line. When I stare, I STARE and he would be blind to not notice me staring at him. Though la faghag still don't buy the story that he's gay. Days went by and I see him every now and then. Some days with nice shirt and pants that makes him look really yummy and hot, some days, it is best donated to the Salvation Army.

The opportunity to talk to him presented itself today as he was going to lunch alone. We were done with our lunch and saw him sitting alone eating his lunch. I bugged la faghag to go talk to him, introduce me to him since she's spoken to him before. As la faghag and him were talking, he didn't even looked my way even though I positioned myself with her like Cheng & Eng, somewhat like a Siamese Twins. Strike one.

I had to say my name first and extend my hand first to him... Strike two. He didn't even say his name properly. All we heard was something yawn... Strike three. Then the next thing we know, my friend told us (not really told us. we had to discover it ourselves.) his name is John. He don't even look like a John... When it came to the shake, I felt like I was shaking hands (or tentacles) with a squid... I was afraid I might have crushed his hands in the process... Strike... I'm out of strikes for this guy...

It was a squeamish experience meeting this guy. Totally whacked from what I imagined to meet him would be like. No matter. The fact remains, him with the bag bugs me. The bag is just too gay to be handled by a straight guy is all I'm saying.

-Live Long & Prosper

12 comments:

khalel said...

I agree that bag is so gay. lolz!

William said...

You make John sound like Davy Jones. A manbag... I think I can never carry off that look.

Ban said...

Manbag! :P

Kyle said...

Mebbe the bag is chosen from a gay fren lei... lmao... or a girlfriend with a gay taste. lol

Queer Ranter said...

Khalel: Yep yep. Any kind of bag like this is gay! :P

William: Wakakakak. Tell me Mr. John. Do you feel death? :P

Ban: Yes that is. I'm actually hunting for one. :P

Kyle: Gay friend or gay girlfriend taste, all the same to me. He's gay.

I'm gonna hunt him down in Axcest. :P

adrien said...

IT'S. JUST. A .BAG.

:p

Princess Banter said...

Damn -- I've always been looking for one of those bags!

Leesh said...

meanie meanie MEANIE! Regret lah, introducing him to you.
At first so keen to meet him, now he kena kutuk pulak! :P

Queer Ranter said...

Adrien: Its not just a bag honey. Accessories are crucial part of your identity. :)

Princess: Heheheh. Go get em. I love these bags though I won't use it cause I like my hands free. So sling bags for me. :)

Leesh: Heheheh. Well. I just write the truth what...

pluboy @ takashi said...

I will kill to have that bag okay BABE!

Queer Ranter said...

Pluboy: I would too actually but pity its not the type of bag I like. Last I checked, it was RM200++ I think.

-C said...

Accessories are crucial part of your identity. :)

What does it say about my identity that I don't use any?