'Kua Chi' Ladies

I was in Pudu yesterday with two fag friends of mine. So there we were in Pudu having lunch in a hawker center. Its a huge hawker center and they've got loads of food but 99% of the people there weren't eating...

We ordered our teow chew porridge.

Everywhere we looked, there were men with a bottles of beer and packets of 'kua chi' (dried watermelon seeds). Curious... Very curious... I continued eating the porridge and the two of my friends were saying, "Its amazing.", "I didn't its here." and so on. I queried what were they talking about and they asked me to look around closely.

I see loads of China women. Nothing suspicious except they're all selling 'kua chi' packets. Closer observations of their behaviour, reminded me of something from Memoirs Of A Geisha. Well not quite, far from it actually. At first, they looked like escorts to me, someone to accompany old geezers there to eat 'kua chi'. But something tells me that wasn't so.

They were what I suspected, prostitutes. Apparently, buying a packet of 'kua chi' is the signal that you're interested in the gal. Then she will accompany the buyer to eat the 'kua chi' while discussing the rates. The rates are RM100 for young ones and RM80 for older ones but the minimum is RM60.

Buy a packet of 'kua chi',
She'll accompany you.
Buy a few more packets of 'kua chi',
She'll bed with you.

I wonder if the women there had gaydar installed cause no women approached us when we were there.

Am I that obvious?

Over flamboyant?

What I do?

Anyhow, the smoking barrel.


The hawker center.


Women with old geezers...


More pervert old geezers...


He's the most pervert old geezer from the lot...

I have an idea. We should open a cafe exclusively for gays and I'll get boys from all the corners of the earth. The boys will be selling ripe bananas. Hehehhe. Good yes? I can so imagine what the boys will say to potential buyers. Something like this, "Buy my banana sir? Very ripe.". :P

-Live Long & Prosper

15 comments:

Kai Ting said...

Cheapnya... RM 60 only... no wonder guys nowadays remain single... its much cheaper than having to pay for the wife's shopping trips and fees for the kids

Nicholas said...

Kua Chi is Sunflower seed.

Apollo David said...

Oh... This Cafe must looks better then this Pudu Food Court ooh... :P How much for a Banana boy???

Queer Ranter said...

Kai Ting: Well its for an hour you know...

Nicholas: Its the black one. Maybe some other melon but not sunflower.

Apollo: Yer... *piak piak

m5lvin said...

the kuachi girls and banana boys?? cool ideas....I can be the supervisor!!! hire me plz..hahaha

-C said...

I honestly don't know whether to be disgusted or amused. :P Although that's actually how I feel around you all the time...

Queer Ranter said...

M5lvin: Well you gotta start with being the banana boy first. :P

C: ... *smack

savante said...

How much ah, banana boy?

Derek said...

Oooh, I wanna be the banana seller ... LOL

Janvier said...

Aiyo, be banana boys for old geezers?

Fable Frog said...

Eh~ how u know the rates ah?? hahaha And as for the banana bois, i think will be successful~ see so many interested~!! Hmm, i'll be the banana bois' trainer / interviewer then~~

Queer Ranter said...

Savante: Heheh. How much do you want the banana boys for hmmm?

Derek: I'm sure you do Derek. What will you be wearing I wonder. :P

Janvier: Well banana boys for all crowd?

Frog: I know! All horny people. :P As for the rates, we asked a guy next to us. He was waiting for his right 'kua chi' seller. :P

William said...

Peeling bananas is definitely more satisfying....

Queer Ranter said...

Will: You skank. I wanna churn your cheese. :P You'll be the cheese churner boy. Hehehehe.

-C said...

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