New McD Technology

I am really impressed with McDonald in Ampang Park. They've got a technology so advance that it rivals all communication and tracking devices available.

Leggie and I have always wondered how the McD people seem to know who to give the burger that have ordered at the counter. They don't use numbers or tokens. They just know who to find. Its like pigeons, they just know where to navigate.

Then today the mystery was solved. I saw this so call new technology. Its this. The most sophisticated and advance, way beyond its time technology was finally demystified. It is...

Gasp. I could have come up with that.

Pen and the receipt. Ingenious! The best thing is the description of the person. 'Lelaki Cina Baju Belang' (chinese dude with stripe shirt). Never knew you could describe Leggie in four words. Hahahah. You bet your nickels I was thoroughly amused.

But this technology has a huge fundamental flaw. We discovered that we could get free orders. First you need innocent looking boy (in this case JL). Get him to order something and tell him to get the food that you are waiting for or anything you fancy. He should converse with the cashier like so:

Innocent Boy: Hi. Having here. I want [insert whatever IB fancies].
Cashier: *tap tap tap machine Is that all?
IB: Oh my friend ordered [
insert whatever you fancy] but he hasn't gotten it yet.
C: Oh ok. Here you go. *hands IB [
insert whatever IB fancies and whatever you fancy]

Tadaa. Free food all thanks to an Innocent Boy, some innocent dialog and virtually nonexistent of who ordered what. This is what we call Social Engineering. We got an extra Spicy Beef Foldover from this though the discovery of this flaw was totally accidental and I do intend to exploit it whenever there's an Innocent Boy around.

Free Spicy Beef Foldover.

-Live Long & Prosper

9 comments:

Kyle said...

I missed those foldovers...

savante said...

JL cheats McD?!

Fable Frog said...

Wah~ like that also can ah??? cheat to get free meal~~

Ban said...

Trust JL to look innocent enough to pull such stunts off. >.>

Legolas said...

Well, actually no need innocent boy. Anybody can pull that trick off. If you ordered just one, you can say you ordered two and they'll give you two just the same.

William said...

Haram ni... tak berkat kalori dari foldover tu...

JL said...

YUEN WANG ARRRR

i've been exploited...

senaiboy said...

LOL. pretty handy to hv 'innocent boy' around eh. free McD i want =D

Queer Ranter said...

Kyle: You poor thing...

Savante: I know. Hard to believe eh?

Frog: Hehhehe. Try it out at your own risk?

Ban: What he doesn't know won't hurt?

Legolas: True true. Try again want?

William: Well we all ate it anyways. Hehehhe.

JL: Hehhehehe.

Senaiboy: Yalo yalo. :P