Freaks of La Faghag

The first word I use whenever I am asked to describe la faghag is beautiful. Though she doesn't think so but she is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful girl I've known. Physically and internally, she's can rival any Miss World contestant and I would immediately crown her as Miss World hands down. She is the best faghag any fag could ever hope for and the most stunning girl alive.

However, with beauty comes desperado freaks. To date, there are three that I know of. Let us start the first with someone from university. Call him Choke as in, "I tried to say goodbye and I choked.". He is the desperate desperado and boy he annoys the hell out of la faghag. Many times she's refused his offer to dinners, movies and all other outings but he don't seem to get the hint.

Since last year till today, he calls her to go out. He's not being persistent but more like a splinter that gotten under the skin and no matter how hard you dig, it ain't coming off. You need the bigger boys to do the job, operate it out like a cancer. Must she bring a guy (probably me) and hold hands with her to appear before him then only he'll stop bugging her?

Next is a desperate loner that we knew him on our first day of internship. He's from a different department but sat at the same floor as us (our floor is small). We knew there was something 'off' about him, something not quite right. Then slowly we discovered how creepy he is... I don't know how to describe the creepiness (selective amnesia since there were so many traumatic experiences) but bottom line he is creepy.

Recently he got bolder, right at the threshold of sexual harassment. He would call her and say weird ass stuff. He would forward her emails and they contain messages like this.

Task you have to complete:

If you could rewrite the alphabet, what are going to put together!

Freaky Answer:

If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together! Ha..ha..

WTF...

Oh and I forgot, he's FUCKING married...

Last is desperate greedy prick. He's got the balls to try and double time la faghag. See being in my department, we know EVERYTHING or have access to EVERYTHING. He thought I wouldn't find out if he's got a girlfriend or not. Stupid ass. Even till today, he denies that he has a girlfriend and keeps calling her for outings.

What prick...

Sigh.

It is alright love, your Prince will come. After all these freaks clear the coast, you'll see your Prince. Meanwhile, I'll be your Knight-in-shining-armor to fend off these savage beasts.

-Live Long & Prosper