Your Misery, My Happiness

What happened yesterday brings friends with benefits to a whole new level. Could hardly believe something exciting actually happened here in Mystical Notroh Woods. Not exactly in Notroh Woods but somewhere a little more civilized, say Coffee Beans.

So here's the story.

Slender Faghag, Twin Faghag and I were in Coffee Beans. I like the Coffee Beans here cause the Assistant Manager is uber adorable. Anyhow, Coffee Beans was our last stop before heading back to campus from shopping and Twin Faghag wanted to order a drink.

Right after that, we headed back to campus.

Then Twin Faghag received a call and it sounded really urgent but I had no idea who was on the phone or what was happening. Next thing I knew was we headed back to Coffee Beans.

Apparently, the people in Coffee Beans had deducted RM22 instead of topping it up from the Coffee Beans card. Effectively made the card negative credits and nullified. Great...

This unleashed a fearsome dragon from Twin Faghag, kinda like Double Dragon. We stormed into the Coffee Beans with a vow to scold the crap out of the worker for the inconvenience he had caused us all.

Twin Faghag gave more than a piece of her mind to the guy and it kinda scared the shit out of him. I believe he was about to bow down and beg for his life if it wasn't for the counter separating him from Twin Faghag's Fist of The Dragon.

He compensated her with a complimentary drink. Like I was gonna accept such pitiful peace offering. I demanded for two drinks, Berried Treasure for me and Ice Blended Pure Chocolate for Slender Faghag. He had no choice but to summit to our demands.

Hurriedly, he prepared our drinks. His torment was not over just yet. Twin Faghag suddenly had an appetite for their Poppy Seed Bagel with Cream Cheese. He just obied her request.

Mocha Chip, Berried Treasure, Pure Chocolate and Bagel with Cream Cheese.

And this is how we got our two drinks and a bagel for free.

The dude screwed with the wrong Malaysians. Normally, Malaysians won't really bother with compensations but not us. We take 'Customer Satisfaction' seriously.

We must seemed like customers from hell to him. Terrified to death and screwed inside out, left and right by us.

So Twin Faghag's misery became Slender Faghag and my happiness. Gotta love friends with benefits or sudden acquired benefits.

-Live Long & Prosper

11 comments:

Ryan said...

There you go! So proud of you! Did the staff wet his pant? I hope not! LOL...

savante said...

Bitches rule!!

Ganymede said...

Ryan: Hahhha. No the dude didn't wet his pants.

Kyle: Is that like Along?

Savante: Heheeh yes they do. :P

Qihua said...

Bagel was alright but cream cheese was AWESOMEEEEEEEE!

Should've asked for two yea? :P

coolgardy said...

I like people who stand up to their rights! U go gurls...

Ganymede said...

Qi Hua: Should have!? I wanted them...

Coolgardy: Hehehehe. Woot woot! May this be a lesson to all to follow. :P

Melvin Mah said...

Hahaha ganas ganas but hey that's cool...hahahha*

Kit said...

yes definitely. demand! this 'never mind' attitude should be purged completely.

Ganymede said...

M5lvin: Messed with the wrong people. :P

Kit: Yep that is true. Gotta purge it.

Lau Niang said...

Wow lucky you...hmm if we ever have a drink at Coffee Bean, remember to bring her along. Ha ha ha!

Ganymede said...

Bibik: Hhahahaha. Ya lo ya lo. Good idea. :P