Are You Gay?

My housemate came into my room just now and my inbox was showing on the monitor. He read some of the comments sent by some of you regarding the shirt. I think this particular one caught his eyes. "You're wearing long sleeves shirt to see Mc Dave?" I speedily minimised it but what I did not know was that the comment window was up behind my inbox and he saw that too. So he just looked at me and said, "Are you gay?". I must admit, he is the first guy to ask me that question. I was taken back with that question thrown at me while I am in the midst of studying. (Equations were popping out in my head. Can't seemed to find the right equation for this problem.) So I responded, "Hmmm... That is an interesting question." and left it at that. FLS thought that the answer I gave was an obvious, right in your face, "YES I AM GAY.". Hehehe. Perhaps, subconsciously, I wanted to be out with everyone here but that will be suicidal.

Another similar incident occured right after that. I saw a friend of mine online in YM. (He shall be called FT from now on.) So I YM him, "Hi~~~". I was not shocked or anything but he replied, "Gaygaygaygay. Hi~~~". Rather weird. He did mention I looked gay in my pic the last time we chatted. The one with me in my pink shirt sitting with pillows. It's in my Flickr. I wonder if he himself is gay and what prompt him with that response. Hmmm... He is kinda my type too. (OMG... Think Mc Dave, think Mc Dave) No harm looking and probing I guess. Hehehe... So he is a very curious one. If only my Gaydar is properly calibrated to sense these things. Sigh. The price of studying in a far, far away university with no sample to try my Gaydar with.

-Live Long & Prosper

4 comments:

ceusm said...

hahaha.. i think a lot of us want to be out with everyone subconciously uhmnn but really its hard n complicated ahah

Well surely ur uni got gays also.. just ur gaydar not working hahaa

joshua said...

omg it's my fault! soooo sowee...
*bangs head against the wall*

defiant85 said...

ceusm - I know got but I can't seem to fine Chinese one's. A lot of Malay I know la. Sigh.

joshua - Not your fault la. Aiyo. Sooo drama. :P

Alex said...

Wow... close shave... be careful dude...